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#26
Sully13

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short on cash? go kill a few woodland kritters.. thay have gold.

 

Children are imortal.

 

The bikini is the most protective item of clotheing in the world. men need 50 lbs of steel.

note this only applys to games in movies it is the white vest.

 

In a massive shootout?  why not hide behind a chainlink fence.

 

People think tou are dull and unintresting? stick on these clothing.

 

After the appocalyps women can't ware mens clothes and men cant ware womens.



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bmwcrazy

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I'd be deflowering every anime girl I see.

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Sully13

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Says the guy whith the Lucky star avatar... im watching you.



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Althix

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they are 18 years old

 

ok 16 for sure



#30
The Devlish Redhead

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But I thought LIFE was already a game?

 

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:lol:

 

 

Ha!  I still have the board game version of that and there was a PC version but it doesn't work in windows 7 and I've tried many times to get it working.



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No matter how badly I screw up I can just reload and try again.

 

I don't have to actually rush and do anything as it won't turn night until I go to bed.



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The Devlish Redhead

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Life would be easier with a save and reload feature....... But confusing



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Inprea

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Life would be easier with a save and reload feature....... But confusing

Be sure to save yourself before driving anywhere, surgery and a job interview.


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The Devlish Redhead

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Be sure to save yourself before driving anywhere, surgery and a job interview.

 

Yes and don't forget cheat codes and hacks :D 

 

 

If only



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If life was any other video game other than DAI I would be dressed in somewhat suggestive armour, if I was in DAI my armour would be more conservative that what a Victorian Nun had to wear.  Come on there has to be a middle ground? Please?



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The Devlish Redhead

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What? Armour should be practical?

 

What about style?



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AutumnWitch

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What? Armour should be practical?

 

What about style?

 

Video game armour has nothing to do with practical as I would live in a fantasy setting with magic so my skirt and bodice would have 300AC if enough magic was applied to it.

 

Style...something like the Keeper armour in DAI but a wee bit more cleavage and maybe a bit of leg.

 

Something along these lines.

 

Spoiler


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Video game armour has nothing to do with practical as I would live in a fantasy setting with magic so my skirt and bodice would have 300AC if enough magic was applied to it.

 

Style...something like the Keeper armour in DAI but a wee bit more cleavage and maybe a bit of leg.

 

Something along these lines.

 

Spoiler

 

 

That amour looks amazing



#39
SlottsMachine

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Its over with in 8 hours. 



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Seagloom

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My life would start at 18, and I would make up everything that happened before as I went along.

 

No amount of injuries could so much as slow me down until I suffered an arbitrary number of wounds whereupon I would fall unconscious. I could only die under suitably dramatic circumstances.

 

Everything would go dark just before kissing or having sex, no matter where I am located and how brightly lit the area is.


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AventuroLegendary

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In a real life conversation, everyone would kindly wait for me to respond, even after an awkward ten minutes of silence.

 

I could also look at a walkthrough while taking my finals/building social links chatting with my friends.



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Within the span of a couple of weeks, my fighting skill would increase from struggling to kill slimes to slaying dragons. No one else (outside of my closets friends) experiences this drastic learning curve.

No matter how bad my wounds are or how many of my friends die, I can spend 5 bucks and wake up the next day without any problems at all.

I have nearly an unlimited supply of healing and combat items to keep me alive, but the people I fight have zero inventory.

After massacring thousands of bandits and outlaws, I stop and debate if killing a demon overlord is morally ethical.
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#43
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In a real life conversation, everyone would kindly wait for me to respond, even after an awkward ten minutes of silence.


Wait... this doesn't happen with you?

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The Devlish Redhead

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Everything would go dark just before kissing or having sex, no matter where I am located and how brightly lit the area is.

 

 

Hey at least then there would be no need to find a place to go do it........:D



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Never have to go #2



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The Devlish Redhead

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Never have to go #2

 

 

:D

 

Only you''d burst from all the food pickups and stuff along the way. No exit pipe :D



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I'd probably suck at it like most games.



#48
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If Life was like a video game. Flirting would be easier. Just pick the romance option.



#49
Fast Jimmy

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If Life was like a video game. Flirting would be easier. Just pick the romance option.


Life is way to realistic to be represented in a dialogue wheel.

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I'd be deflowering every anime girl I see.

Lol calm down