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Isabela after killing someone: I have blood on my boobs!

 

I could be wrong but I think she says boots D=



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"Buh! Inquisition......just...buh!"

 

Never heard that one before, but it was just perfect :-D


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"Useless shem""........
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So I've been trying to find a resource with all the DAMP banter written down, and this thread was the best google could come up with, which is kind of driving me crazy. Until someone can one-up me, I'm taking a page from the book of that one guy who's compiling all the items and their stats [link] and making a spreadsheet.

 

It's not even close to completion, because I just write them down as I hear them, but it's something, and I'm trying hard for complete accuracy. Check it out [link].

Applaud for keeping this update. It is some hard work here.  :)

 

Isabela 'Why is everything green?' 

And my favourite: 'It isn't going well my friend' - Inquisition agent, a few seconds before his inevitable death. 


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i was doing a perilious dragon run the other day with some friends and out of nowhere the AW started to ask about that goddamn ham they had at camp.... Even while the dragon is spitting fire at him he can't stop thinking about food! I wonder how he keeps that ballerina shape



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Ah, of course!  Thanks for clearing that one up for me!  Thought it was a little out of place..

 

Indeed, I'm not convinced ZITHER! has played Yorkshire  :P



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I like the Katari's "you're not good at telling stories".
Or Isabella, "you got ham-mered".

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Luka: Has anyone seen Philip? He's a piece of granite, about this big.

What does that mean, exactly?



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What does that mean, exactly?

 

It means she is insane.  I have heard this though.  It's a good line.


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her lucky rock?  yeah i was waiting around and Luka went off about her checklist, and all upset about Philip being missing.



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Ones that you don't hear that often are ones where your character goes up to a door that you can't open and clicks on it.  Isabela has a good one talking about needing a sparkle fingers over here to open up the door (mage door).

 

Zither has a good one if he tries to open up a warrior door, he starts singing about needing to smash, smash, smash the door down.


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It means she is insane.  I have heard this though.  It's a good line.

Her insane laugh is just perfect.


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Stoopid Shem.....


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Ones that you don't hear that often are ones where your character goes up to a door that you can't open and clicks on it.  Isabela has a good one talking about needing a sparkle fingers over here to open up the door (mage door).

 

Zither has a good one if he tries to open up a warrior door, he starts singing about needing to smash, smash, smash the door down.

 

I like when Izzy refers to Aveline as her "Lady Battering Ram" when trying to open a warrior door.

 

I miss Aveline :crying:


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I like when Izzy refers to Aveline as her "Lady Battering Ram" when trying to open a warrior door.

 

I miss Aveline :crying:

 

We didn't get enough of all the wonderful women of DA2. When they are mentioned in DAI my heart just wants to see them so bad!


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Wait! What about Merrill?  :(

 

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Anyone?  :crying:


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Wait! What about Merrill?  :(

 

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Anyone?  :crying:

 

 

nah Aveline is my favorite female character in all dragon age games and dagna is the second :P


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Wait! What about Merrill? :(

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Anyone? :crying:


Nah mate, DA:O and Wynne all the way. She's wise, hot, mature, knows how to handle a staff... Yet another awesome character who was not made a romance option (seriously, Femshep x Javik should be canon)
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Nah mate, DA:O and Wynne all the way. She's wise, hot, mature, knows how to handle a staff :whistle: ... Yet another awesome character who was not made a romance option (seriously, Femshep x Javik should be canon)

 LOL