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[SofaJockey]

The banter was kind of annoying at first but it's really grown on me.

 

I can't help thinking that at the start, they just said their line and only more recently did the other characters start responding.

The set up line is the same, but now we have (11?) punchlines?

 

The responses to the Ham in camp are wonderful...

 

What are your favourite DAMP banters and responses?

 

 

[SofaJockey]

I'll save the lines under spoiler tags as a reference.

If you want the banter to surprise you, consider them 'spoilers'.

 

Spoiler

Alchemist

• 'Inquisition' is such a funny word.
  - - - You are a refreshing breeze, my tiny friend. (Arcane Warrior)
  - - - I don't think so. (Legionnaire)

Arcane Warrior

 

Archer

• So when we get back, would anyone like a drink at the tavern? That's what friends do right?
• I wonder if I'll ever be able to go back to the life I had before?
  - - - No you won't. (Katari)

Assassin

• I like birds. I had a parakeet it was blue and then it died.
• I am smiling behind my mask.
• This is the first time I’ve worked for an organisation like the Inquisition, it was always a person before.
• When we are through, perhaps the spymaster will turn me over to someone else.
  - - - You know you get to choose, if you want. (Hunter)

Elementalist

• Did anyone try that ham they had back in camp?
• Well, how’s everyone doing today? 
• do you know this inq ? not as bad as i thought

Hunter

• When the breach first opened, I evaded demons by hiding in a snow drift.

Katari

• The Inquisition must be desperate recruiting the way they do...Just look at us!”

Keeper

• I never thought I would say this but I've learned a lot travelling with you.
  - - - Never thought I'd hear that. (Reaver)
• It will be a relief to return to my clan, once all this is done.
• I've never had my skills so tested in my life.

Legionnaire

• I once held off a group of darkspawn for two days in the Deep Roads.
• Once this is over, I suppose I'll have to return to the Deep Roads.
• There's so much life on the surface, if not for the Inquisition I would never have experienced it.

Necromancer

• This is ridiculous. Why did I agree to come here?
  - - - The promise of treasure and fine company? (Elementalist)
• [Ughh!]
  - - - Is that supposed to elicit sympathy? (Assassin)

Reaver

• The last time I met a group of rebel mages, I let them live. One of them told a funny story.

Templar

• I met the Divine Justinia only once before she died, she was lovely.
  - - - Really? I thought she'd be...'Divine' (Alchemist)
  - - -  She could have done more for the mages though. (Elementalist)
• lovely? im sure..
• I pray the Maker smiles on the Inquisition, our cause is righteous.
• When all this is done I'm going to join the inquisition.
  - - - That sounds great... Unless you die.

 

Does anyone know if some website or forum has already captured the banter list?

[J. Peterman]

This is ridiculous. Why did I agree to come here?

[SofaJockey]

This is ridiculous. Why did I agree to come here?

 

Sounds like the Necro 

 

Another has a line about 'fetch quests's' but I can't recall who...

[J. Peterman]

Sounds like the Necro 

 

Another has a line about 'fetch quests's' but I can't recall who...

 

Dammit! I can't remember it verbatim, but it's something like "Is this what I'm reduced to? Getting whatever the Inquisition wants.". I think it's her anyway.

 

I love how mean she is.

[ALTBOULI]

This is ridiculous. Why did I agree to come here?

Beaten again damn you B00g13!
My second favourite "The Inquisition must be desperate recruiting the way they do...Just look at us!" Right after Leliana claims to have sent the best

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Everything the Alchemist says.

[J. Peterman]

Everything the Alchemist says.

 

I used to hate her (including playing her), but she's grown on me. She's my new favourite. She's absolutely bonkers.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

I used to hate her (including playing her), but she's grown on me. She's my new favourite. She's absolutely bonkers.

 

There's something about crazy women. I dunno. It's like fatty foods or alcohol... I know they're not good for me, but damn, they're so much fun!

[SofaJockey]

I used to hate her (including playing her), but she's grown on me. She's my new favourite. She's absolutely bonkers.

 

I caught the Arcane Warrior flirting with her...

 

"You are a refreshing breeze, my tiny friend."

 

I think 'mr smooth' was admiring the Reaver as well but I don't recall the line.

[DrKilledbyDeath]

I like the Alchemist/Lego dynamic. She is so ridiculous and he is a buzzkill. "Inquisition is a funny word" "I don't think so"

[Nova Rayne]

Best one I've heard so far-

 

(Templar): I met the Divine Justinia only once before she died, she was lovely.

(Alchemist): Really? I thought she'd be..."Divine"

 

XD My sides.

[Amartell44]

The alchemist response to the Templar when she says something like "when all this is done I'm going to join the inquisition" the alchemist says "that sounds great... Unless you die"

[J. Peterman]

"I like birds. I had a parakeet. It was blue. Then it died."

"It was blue? It died of sadness?"

[Saboteur-6]

What's the Hunter > Templar exchange where he starts going on about "moving to the country and starting a farm... Maybe getting a dog." Templar goes off about all the animals she loves including dogs.

[21T09]

The Reaver, in response to something I don´t remember:

"Don´t get attached to people, they die."

[Amartell44]

Another funny one... I think it's a response to the archer talking about all the people in the world and the Katari says "they're all pretty much the same"... The tone of his voice really cracks me up

It's intresting that I still occassionally will hear a line I've never heard before... After probably around a thousand games played you would think you would have heard every line but every now and then someone will say something I've never heard before

[21T09]

The Hunter:

 

 

[Robbiesan]

Best one I've heard so far-

 

(Templar): I met the Divine Justinia only once before she died, she was lovely.

(Alchemist): Really? I thought she'd be..."Divine"

 

XD My sides.

 

 

I also chuckle at the Keeper's snarky reply "Lovely... I'm sure."  Cat fight could ensue.

 

Also love the Katari lines and VO.  Overall though I love the Alchemist.  She like a little rainbow of smiling death (funny, but don't ****** her off).  Love her. 

 

I agree too that I listen and do keep hearing different responses.  I actually look forward to variety of players, and often having two of the same class.  There's just so many combinations.

[Beerfish]

Go out for a drink?  Ha ha ha!...oh ...you're serious.

[stysiaq]

I am simply amazed by Betarcher.

 

He is the guy you picked last for the football team at school. He is the guy who never had a date. He is so beta that he is the only one who agrees with the Keeper when she's talking about her skills being tested.

[Deadarth]

The one that doesn't repeat itself right away.

[J. Peterman]

I am simply amazed by Betarcher.

 

He is the guy you picked last for the football team at school. He is the guy who never had a date. He is so beta that he is the only one who agrees with the Keeper when she's talking about her skills being tested.

 

Speaking of Keepers, I had one that wouldn't STFU while being in the fade on multiple occasions yesterday.

[Jackyl]

Keeper- It'll be a relief to return to my clan.

Reaver - It'll be a relief to see you go.

And

Necromancer - Ugh

Reaver - Quit your bellyaching

Love the reaver she's such a *****.

[Eldial3los]

Bah they all get annoying after a while, they each like 10 lines and it keeps repeating.