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#51
Zorinho20_CRO

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Mushrooms  are best cooked in ale and served with nug roast (or something like that).-reply to Alchemist

 

You mean nug-roast -reply to ham.

 

I would like share ale with you.

 

Overall,I have feeling that Lego is great fan of taverns.


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Staircases are serious business.

 

They are, they even unsettle Demon Commanders

(and that's before the nerf...)



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I'd love to hear 2 necromancers, but yet to have it proc on the few runs I've seen 2 of them together. Cat fight! I can only imagine...
"Ugh"
"Uuuugh"
"Uuuuuuuugh"
"NO U"

 

When you have two Necro, when one asks "why did I agree to come here?", the other responds with "yes, why did we agree to come here."

 

Favorite line from Necro (I've posted it before): After the Hunter talks about getting a dog and a garden, the Necro says something like "what an exciting life you live. What's next for you, a second pair of shoes?". Such burn.


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When you have two Necro, when one asks "why did I agree to come here?", the other responds with "yes, why did we agree to come here."

 

Favorite line from Necro (I've posted it before): After the Hunter talks about getting a dog and a garden, the Necro says something like "what an exciting life you live. What's next for you, a second pair of shoes?". Such burn.

 

She's the best


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Lego

 

Mushrooms  are best cooked in ale and served with nug roast (or something like that).-reply to Alchemist

 

You mean nug-roast -reply to ham.

 

I would like share ale with you.

 

Overall,I have feeling that Lego is great fan of taverns.

 

 

Dwarven mead.  :)  (a drunken Bruenor Battlehammer comes to mind)



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Necromancer: "Ugh"
Assassin: "Is that supposed to elicit sympathy?"

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Last night when I revived an Alchemist, she said something like "Alright, I'll put you on my Solstice list!"
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Last night when I revived an Alchemist, she said something like "Alright, I'll put you on my Solstice list!"

"Did you look at my journal,did you? ughh,I will never sleep again!"

That little dwarven missy is pure gold.


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Overall,I have feeling that Lego is great fan of taverns.

I thought thats mandatory for dwarven males...

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I thought thats mandatory for dwarven males...

Yeah,but I did not percieve him as a regular dwarven warrior.Dwarves should be more brash and loud

 

I guess he is still pretty young,so ale and wenches did not ruin him yet.

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sorry for any mistakes it has been some time ago.

 

the inquisition isn't that as bad as I expected

Katari: For human standards that is.



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I love the Katari, reminds me of the guy Patrick Warburton who plays "Putty" on Seinfeld and Kronk from Emperor's new groove.

I heard a comeback from him that cracked me up, can't remember it verbatim but the gist of it is:
 

Reaver: "The last time I met a group of rebel mages, I let them live. One of them told a funny story"

Katari: "That's it?! You're not going to tell the story? Ugh"


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lol, nice topic:-) my favorite is katari - "Come out, come out wherever you are!"  It reminds me of "queen of the damned" movie:-D


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I love the Katari, reminds me of the guy Patrick Warburton who plays "Putty" on Seinfeld 

 

You got a question? You ask the 8 ball

 


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bahahah let's hope for some 8-ball Jacket DLC armor for the Katari :D



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You can get some funny comments for trying to open a door that doesn't match your class...

And I also love when the Alchemist opens a treasure chest that spawns a guardian and she makes a "Ugh!" or "Ewww!" noise.



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Everything the Alchemist says.

 

QFT

 

EVERY time she replies to 'How are you today?' with 'I have a rash'. I crack up.

 

She ate WAY too many of those mushrooms and we LOVE her for it.


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I love having two of each class in a party, because you can be sure to find some new banter every time.

Katari #1: The Inquisition must be desperate, recruiting the way they do. Just look at us!

Katari #2: What do you mean? We're great!


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  The party cuts through a majestic ruined courtyard in some elven ruins west of Ferelden. As all of the enemies in sight have been dispatched, Hall decides to wax wistful. "I wonder if I'll ever be able to go back to the life I had before."

  In hopes of reassuring his young friend, and with slight agitation about his incessant self-doubt, the Katari helpfully responds, "No. You won't."

 

  After clearing out a treasure room some time later, Cillian feels he should hint to Neria that he finds her parochial focus on their clan too limiting. "The Inquisition has opened my eyes to how little I truly understood the world before," he avers, and smiles at her hopefully.

  "It's interesting how easily you take to the world of the shemlen," she says, before casting a barrier that Cillian finds somewhat quaint. "I almost feel embarrassed for you."

 

  Upon arriving at the final area of the ruins, Neria feels comfortable enough with her companions to announce a shocking truth. "I've never had my skills so tested in my life!"

  His helpfulness quota already met by Hall earlier in the day, the Katari mutters under his breath as he walks over to place the Inquisition banner, "That inspires confidence."


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Legionnaire: "Once when I was in the deep roads, I held off a group of Darkspawn for two days."

Elementalist: "But... if you were underground, how did you know two days had passed?"

Keep asking the hard questions lol



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Hunter: --escaped demons in the snowdrift line---

Either necro or reaver: It must not have been a pride demon.

And elementalist or reaver: Impressive. I would have just killed them.



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Yeah,but I did not percieve him as a regular dwarven warrior.Dwarves should be more brash and loud

 

I guess he is still pretty young,so ale and wenches did not ruin him yet.

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Actually hes from the legion of the dead, so he likely wouldn't have spent much time in a tavern, as most of his time is spent in the deep roads. He's on loan from the king of orzamar.



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Actually hes from the legion of the dead, so he likely wouldn't have spent much time in a tavern, as most of his time is spent in the deep roads. He's on loan from the king of orzamar.

 

"On loan"... that's harsh, though. I hope he decides to go rogue and stay with the inquisition when all is said and done, but he probably won't, since his duty weighs heavy on his mind as well.

 

Keeper: "It will be a relief to return to my clan when all this is done."

Reaver: "It will be a relief to see you go."

 

Keeper: -relief to return to my clan line-

Katari: "It must be nice to have somewhere to belong."

Me:  :crying:



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Keeper 1: ...I've learned much travelling with you all...

Keeper 2: I can't believe you're admitting this!

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Alchemist and grumpy Necromancer are the best.

 

Necro: Ugh!

Alchemist: WoW! You sound just like bronto. Great job!


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