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DAMP banter (what lines do you like best?)


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#76
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Hunter: If I survive this, maybe I'll live in a cottage, get a dog and a vegetable garden.

Keeper: And an elf to guard the garden, no doubt.

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Hunter: (talks about how he will do after the Inqusition, live in a cottage, get a dog and may be a garden)

Keep: And an elf to guard the garden, no doubt.

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Nice one. And the alchemist reply go something like:

"Wait... so are you gonna feed the vegetables to the dog or the other way around? Because one time..."

 

They also have this gem:

Alchemist: "Inquisition is such a funny word!"

Hunter: "Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact."



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Is there some list of those dialogues?

Anyway, was somewhat surprised about the "find another dragon to worship?" line.

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I dislike everything that has to do with Ham. But I am ok with the rest.



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Had another Elementalist in the team and heard some new banter (although it was barely audible over all the burning and panicking Venetori mooks)

 

Elementaist #1: "When this is over, I hope we mages are given some freedom. After all, isn't the point to change things?"

Elementalist #2: "Remember what happened after Kirkwall. We must approach this carefully."

 

Elementalist #1: "So how's everyone doing today?"

Elementalist #2: "Splendid!"


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I have also noticed that some of the responses do seem new. Is Bioware adding more new ones, or maybe they are always there, but slowly unlock over time?

 

The stock set-up statements and questions are of course familiar, but every once in a while the Elementalist, Katari or Necromancer will surprise me with a brand new response.



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the Katari is just grand:

"Ever fought a wyvern? I did once! Sold the head for good money too!"

"The...the head? What about the rest of it?" ---Archer

"I met the Divine once. She was lovely."

"The Divine? oh the one with the big hat."---Katari

There is something said about mages and Katari tells the person to look at the condition of Qunari Sarabaas but I can't remember the lines.

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Cant remember it exactly but it was, "That one made fun of your mother. That one! Kill it! Kill all of them!"

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I dislike everything that has to do with Ham. But I am ok with the rest.

I predict we'll get some DLC in the future with more banter and the arcane warrior will start telling us about how he's starting his own Chantry to teach the ways of Hamdraste to everyone.


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Hunter: "Are we gonna make a plan or is everyone just gonna barge in and hope for the best?"

 

Clearly, Thornton played some DAMP himself.



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Finally ran into some cross Alchemist banter...

 

Alchemist #1: Inquisition is such a funny word.

Alchemist #2: I know!!!!

 

Alchemist #1: When I was trapped in the Vimmark mountains, I ate lots of mushrooms.

Alchemist #2: The ones that glow are the best.



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Do your job fools!
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#88
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Damm the keeper vs necro

something like

necro: Why did I come to this place

Keeper: you hate it if we talk but it is just fine if you talk isn't?

 

otherway around

 

Keeper: I'll be happy when I can return to my clan when this is oveer

Necro: I don't know why you think we care

 

Keeper: I learned so much by traveling with you all

necro: I am so happy for you (sarcasm)



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Finally ran into some cross Alchemist banter...
 
Alchemist #1: Inquisition is such a funny word.
Alchemist #2: I know!!!!
 
Alchemist #1: When I was trapped in the Vimmark mountains, I ate lots of mushrooms.
Alchemist #2: The ones that glow are the best.


I couldnt believe how the Reaver turned into a chav in our last game, funny as hell

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Kenny Bania

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Do your job fools!

 

I think I'm going to let him get killed every time from now on. 

 

I couldnt believe how the Reaver turned into a chav in our last game, funny as hell

 

Ah...

 

Necromancer: This is ridiculous. Why did I agree to come here?

Reaver: Why IS you here?

 

Hilarity.



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Reaver: Once I met a group of rebel mages . I let them live. One of them told a funny story.

 

Elementalist: Do you prefer slapstick, jokes, dark comedy, puns? I know a few limericks.


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dat Alchemist: Do we need a plan?  We don't need a plan.  (her voice actor is awesome)


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Alchemist players are the only ones I can forgive for spamming the "over here!" button. It actially sort of fits the character to be impatient and start yelling about a treasure chest while the rest of the group is fighting.
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"Ever fought a wyvern? I did once! Sold the head for good money too!"

 

first time I heard that line I understood: "Ever fought a WOMAN?..." and I was like WTF :huh:


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"Ever fought a wyvern? I did once! Sold the head for good money too!"

 

first time I heard that line I understood: "Ever fought a WOMAN?..." and I was like WTF :huh:

I had the EXACT same experience. Thought it was a scottish accent  ;)


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Reaver: Last time I let a mage go he told me a funny story

alchemist: Killing him would have been even funnier

 

Damm that is hard.


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The Necros want your body....but only if you die apparently



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Legonnaire: "Once in the deep roads I held up a group of darkspawn for 2 days"

Katari: "...Why didnt they just step over you?"
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Reaver's "I don't eat meat" is the best I've heard so far.

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Assassin: I like birds. I had a parakeet. It was blue then it died.

 

Reaver: Why. You killed it?

Necro: Why and how does this help us?

~ Oh how merciless ~