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DAMP banter (what lines do you like best?)


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#101
TormDK

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Necro; When this is over, the spymaster promised to let me look at her library.

Alchemist; I sneaked in there last week, none of the pages tasted any good!

 

Or the Templar's response;

 

Templar: I hear she collects rare romance novels, even the naughty ones! (Said with glee in her voice)



#102
kalenath

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Heard one last night that made me lol.

 

Necro- 'Ugh! Why did I even come here?'

 

Alchemist- 'Was it to find some magical artifact so you could fry us all in our skins?' (in a tone of professional curiosity!)

 

And the EVER funny-

 

'Do we have a plan? We don't need a plan!'

 

The Alchemist makes me laugh HARD.



#103
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Lego: There's so much life on the surface. If not for the inquisition, I'd never have experienced it all.

Hunter: Ever been hunting? We'll take you hunting. Get you a little bow...


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#104
Kenny Bania

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Heard one last night that made me lol.

 

Necro- 'Ugh! Why did I even come here?'

 

Alchemist- 'Was it to find some magical artifact so you could fry us all in our skins?' (in a tone of professional curiosity!)

 

And the EVER funny-

 

'Do we have a plan? We don't need a plan!'

 

The Alchemist makes me laugh HARD.

 

She's the best.



#105
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Heard a new one for me last night, my alchemist trolling the assassin.  After the Assassin gives her parakeet line.yada yada yada it was blue and then it died.  The alchemist says 'It died because it was sad?'  Caught me off guard, worthy of a good chuckle.



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I prefer the alchemists mushroom comment. Psilocybe semilanceata grows quite naturally around where I live. 



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The Elementalist replies to someone, "yes, yes it's all great. Except for squirrels...I hate squirrels."

#108
SofaJockey

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I prefer the alchemists mushroom comment. Psilocybe semilanceata grows quite naturally around where I live. 

 

Do you live west of Ferelden?  ;)


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#109
kalenath

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Do you live west of Ferelden?  ;)

EVERYTHING is west of Ferelden, so I would say, 'Yes'.


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#110
SofaJockey

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EVERYTHING is west of Ferelden, so I would say, 'Yes'.

 

(Satisfied noise)

 

I love banter combos  :D



#111
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EVERYTHING is west of Ferelden

 

It's because of unimaginative, geocentric louts like yourself that the Fereldan Exploration Society can never get any funding. I hope you're proud of yourself for hindering scientific progress. We live in the Dragon Age now, not the Lizard Age or whatever you think it is.



#112
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It's because of unimaginative, geocentric louts like yourself that the Fereldan Exploration Society can never get any funding. I hope you're proud of yourself for hindering scientific progress. We live in the Dragon Age now, not the Lizard Age or whatever you think it is.

 

But Thedas is explored.

From the Northern Ocean to the Sunless Lands.

From the Hunterhorn Mountains to the Amaranthine Ocean.

 

There is nothing else  (of any consequence).  ;) 



#113
haxaw

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There is nothing else  (of any consequence).  ;)

 

Chantry lies meant to keep you docile and complacent. Rise above!


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#114
Torkelight

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I love you guys!

 

Dont let it get to your heads.



#115
kalenath

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I love you guys!

 

Dont let it get to your heads.

 

When we get back, want to have a drink at the tavern? That is what friends do, right?



#116
poloboyz93

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I love all of the necro's lines. She's such a stuck up b**** ... Lmao.
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#117
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I love all of the necro's lines. She's such a stuck up b**** ... Lmao.

 

 

The Necro managed something previously unheard of today: she managed to harsh the AW's mellow.

 

Necro: When this is over, the spymaster promised to let me look at her library.

AW: Your love of books is your one redeeming feature.

 

There was also this one, can't remember it exactly but it went something like this:

Lego: I once held off a group of Darkspawn for two days.

Hunter: Dwarves and Darkspawn. The never-ending struggle where one side constantly tries to break the other down. I had a relationship like that once...



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I also likes the AW's response to the Alchemist: "You are a refreshing breeze my tiny friend."  :)



#119
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The elementalist abusing the keeper for having a bad clan is pretty good.



#120
SofaJockey

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The AW was also flirting with the Reaver if I recall...

 

(smooth devil...)



#121
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Everyone busy breaking pots while I destroy all enemies on map.

 

My ele shouts: "GO TEAMWORK!"


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#122
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I love this one:

Necromancer: Urgh...
Alchemist: You just groaned like a bronto. Good job!

Can't stop laughing XDDD.


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BadgerladDK

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I love this one:

Necromancer: Urgh...
Alchemist: You just groaned like a bronto. Good job!

Can't stop laughing XDDD.

 

Heh, that groan triggers some great responses. Had one last night I hadn't heard before, unfortunately can't remember from which character, but I wanna say Elementalist.

 

Necro: Urgh...
Character X: What is it this time? The stench of social interaction?


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#124
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One of the lines in DAMP made me think of something that kind of blew my mind...

 

How do most dwarves keep track of time if they never have any contact with the surface?



#125
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One of the lines in DAMP made me think of something that kind of blew my mind...

 

How do most dwarves keep track of time if they never have any contact with the surface?

 

Stone sense?