Stone sense?
Ever hear of a clock? A watch?
They do NOT just work with stone.
I remember in a book by David Weber called 'The War God's Own' where a dwarf merchant made and sold watches. REALLY expensive watches.
But yeah...
Still, the Alchemist cracks me up every time I hear her.
Legionnaire- I guess when it is all over, I will return to the Deep Roads.
Alchemist- Don't do that! That is CRAZY!
um... Pot meet kettle?
HAHAHAHAHA... oh, you were serious.When we get back, want to have a drink at the tavern? That is what friends do, right?
keeper: i've never had my skills so tested in my life!
...
katari : that inspires confidence.
Yes, we really shouldn't have agreed to come.Necro- 'Ugh! Why did I even come here?'
So I've been trying to find a resource with all the DAMP banter written down, and this thread was the best google could come up with, which is kind of driving me crazy. Until someone can one-up me, I'm taking a page from the book of that one guy who's compiling all the items and their stats [link] and making a spreadsheet.
It's not even close to completion, because I just write them down as I hear them, but it's something, and I'm trying hard for complete accuracy. Check it out [link].
I love it when the alchemist says "Boom!"
So I've been trying to find a resource with all the DAMP banter written down, and this thread was the best google could come up with, which is kind of driving me crazy. Until someone can one-up me, I'm taking a page from the book of that one guy who's compiling all the items and their stats [link] and making a spreadsheet.
It's not even close to completion, because I just write them down as I hear them, but it's something, and I'm trying hard for complete accuracy. Check it out [link].
Good job.
When the elementalist talks about been given freedom, the Necomancer can answer:It's not even close to completion, because I just write them down as I hear them, but it's something, and I'm trying hard for complete accuracy. Check it out [link].
Keeper: I never thought I'd say this but I've learned a lot travelling with you all.
Alchemist: Did you look at my journal? Did you? I'm never sleeping again.
AW: I once dreamed of places like this.
Alchemist: I once dreamt of a giant, fluffy nug.
I kinda hate DAMP banter, mostly because it's damn too frequent and repetitive. Also, some characters, like Legionnaire and Archer lack any personality and emotion, they're too generic and bland.
But otherwise...
"Let me, let me let meeee!..."
Alchemist. Totally the best 
Alchemist is always a riot, I love it when somebody plays as her. Same as the Templar.
Reaver: "I spared the last apostate I came across. Told me a funny story"
Hunter: "Remind me to learn a few 'funny stories'."
Alchemist- 'When I was trapped in the Vinemark Mountains' I ate lots of mushrooms!'
Archer- 'Ah, that explains it...'
Legionnaire
- I once held off a group of darkspawn for two days in the Deep Roads.
There is a reply to this one (I think that was my keeper) that goes along: if you were in the Deep Roads how did you know it was 2 days?
Elementalist - "This guy insulted your mother! All your mothers! Kill it!" (or something like that)
Elementalist is just awesome.
I had a couple of hunter - hunter and reaver - reaver conversations, don't remember exactly how they went but something like this:
Hunter 1: When the Breach first opened I managed to evade demons by hiding in a snowdrift.
Hunter 2: Good thing you brought your trusty coat, right?
Reaver 2: I never imagined we'd work for the same people who took everything from us. Kolgrim would never have it.
Reaver 2: The one with a broom, a goose and a pot of honey, right?
The Reaver is actually kinder than I first thought. She often humor the people around her and even want to help them out, like when she offers to help Luka find the cave with the glowing lichen.
It's not party banter, but:
"Well, I survived, despite your incompetence. Now run along and do whatever you menials do, I'm late for the lady ambassador".
My fav line.
Reaver 1: The last time I met a group of rebel mages, I let them live. One of them told a funny story.Reaver 2: The one with a broom, a goose and a pot of honey, right?
This one is golden. 
It's not party banter, but:
"Well, I survived, despite your incompetence. Now run along and do whatever you menials do, I'm late for the lady ambassador".
My fav line.
I really wish we could left that ****** to his death and take his "important message" papers.
Archer: <When we get back, want to have a drink at the tavern? That is what friends do, right?>
Reaver: < I am not your friend. >
That always make me lol
Assassin: I like birds. I had a parakeet. It was blue. And then it died.
Necromancer: Why? How? How does this help us?
Assassin: I like birds. I had a parakeet. It was blue. And then it died.
Necromancer or the reaver not sure: Did you kill it?
Operation begins and players begin moving
"I've never had my skills so tested in my life!"
Assassin: I like birds. I had a parakeet. It was blue. And then it died.
Necromancer: Why? How? How does this help us?
Alchemist: It died because it was sad?
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