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#151
Kenny Bania

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Reaver: If I survive. I'll be free. The commander gave his word. I fight for him, and I get to live.

Alchemist: I wouldn't trust him. He smells like elderflower and oakmoss. Suspicious.


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#152
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Elementalist: You know this Inquisition...isn't as as bad as I thought.

Necromancer: The people on the other hand.....Terrible.


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#153
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AW: I once dreamed of places like this.

Alchemist: I once dreamt of a giant, fluffy nug.

I hate the answers of Legionnaire ("So did I") and Alchemist to this.

DWARVES DON'T DREAM!!!

Be consistent, Bioware! 



#154
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I hate the answers of Legionnaire ("So did I") and Alchemist to this.

DWARVES DON'T DREAM!!!

Be consistent, Bioware! 

Maker. Dream has separate meanings. It's true that dwarves don't dream when they sleep but they can still dream (want to see or do things).



#155
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Dwarves are also famous liars.


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#156
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I hate the answers of Legionnaire ("So did I") and Alchemist to this.

DWARVES DON'T DREAM!!!

Be consistent, Bioware! 

 

Um...

 

You DO know that the Alchemist is batshit insane, right?


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#157
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I hate the answers of Legionnaire ("So did I") and Alchemist to this.

DWARVES DON'T DREAM!!!

Be consistent, Bioware! 

 

The alchemist dreams of one day killing The Champion of Kirkwall (read her character card). Biower pls, story-driven dungeons, make it so.



#158
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Um...

 

YOU DO know that the Alchemist is batshit insane, right?

 

Mushroom induced hallucinations?



#159
kalenath

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Mushroom induced hallucinations?

 

Dem good 'shrooms, man... dem good 'shrooms...



#160
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It's not party banter, but:
"Well, I survived, despite your incompetence. Now run along and do whatever you menials do, I'm late for the lady ambassador".
My fav line.


Wish there was a button that let me put a foot in this guy's rear before he leaves. I'd pay good wyvern money for that.
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#161
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whenever a banter line starts I tag along out loud trying to immitate the dialect... favorite lines:

 

"... but maker preserve me I can bearly breathe as it is!" (I always enjoy protecting that lad)

"I met the divine Justinia only once before she died. Oh she was lovely!"

"I never had my skills so tested in my life"

"Uuhh!"


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#162
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whenever a banter line starts I tag along out loud trying to immitate the dialect... favorite lines:

 

"... but maker preserve me I can bearly breathe as it is!" (I always enjoy protecting that lad)

"I met the divine Justinia only once before she died. Oh she was lovely!"

"I never had my skills so tested in my life"

"Uuhh!"

 

 

Nice.  I like say "Nicely done!" like the Hunter a bunch, whether we do well or wipe.  :)


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#163
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Hunter: If I survive this maybe I'll move to a cottage.  Get a dog, and a vegetable garden. 

Alchemist: Are you going to feed the vegetables to the dog, or the other way around?  Cause this one time...



#164
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"When we're through, perhaps the spy master will turn me over..."

 

*Giggety*

 

(She's talking about Leliana, too...)  :wub:



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Reaver: When this is over, I'll be free. The commander gave his word.

Elementalist: I'm not gonna say anything. I don't want your sword in my gut, nor Cullen's.

 

Alchemist: Inquisition is such a funny word!

Katari: You're the funny one.

 

Archer: I wonder if I'll ever be able to go back to the life I had before.

Necromancer: Could you please wonder a little more quietly?

 

Edit: just had a good one with the templar.

Hunter: When this is over, I'll move to a cottage. Get a dog, and a vegetable garden.

Templar: Ohh, I love dogs! And cats! And pigs! And weasels! Except for the really grumpy ones.


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#166
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AW: *to Alchemist* You are a breath of fresh air my tiny friend!
Alchemist: *rolls eyes uncomfortably*
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#167
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Hunter: I'm too old for this sh**.

 

Gets me every time.  :lol:


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#168
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Run a Solo match with the ALCHEMIST and don't move her for a few minutes.
Here's her monologues that follows:

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"Has anyone seen Phillip?
He's a piece of granite.
About th-i-s-s-s big!"

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"Knives?
Yes!

Pouch of tricks?
Yes!

Socks? Gloves? Boots?
Yes-Yes-Yes!

Phillip?
 

Phillip?

 

I knew I forgot something!"

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"How's it going, Luka?

Oh, fine, fine. Just standing!

Doing nothing!

Destroying nothing!"


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#169
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Heh, love that "Destroying nothing!" one, heard it for the first time yesterday when a host had to go afk for a few so we left him at the entrance rather than split up a fun group.



#170
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I really wish we could left that ****** to his death and take his "important message" papers.

 

I head canon his 'urgent missives' being low urgency communique's about Sera's friends and Varric's book in the hope that the pompous ass of a messenger meets his end...


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#171
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The assassin makes a horrible noise sometimes when she takes damage. I don't even think I could attempt to type it out.



#172
Kenny Bania

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Run a Solo match with the ALCHEMIST and don't move her for a few minutes.
Here's her monologues that follows:

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"Has anyone seen Phillip?
He's a piece of granite.
About th-i-s-s-s big!"

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"Knives?
Yes!

Traps?
Yes!

Socks? Gloves? Boots?
Yes-Yes-Yes!

Phillip?

I knew I forgot something!"

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"How's it going, Luca?

Oh, fine, fine.

Doing nothing!

Destroying nothing!"

 

I'm going to have to hear this one.



#173
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I'm going to have to hear this one.

 

 

Same.  I have never heard her say any of these things.



#174
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two necros in a party:

 

necro 1: "This is ridiculous, why did I agree to come here."

necro: "Yes, we really should not have agreed to come."


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#175
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Very cool that people are starting to notice the idle lines. They are triggered randomly if you are standing in the same place for too long... You may also need to not currently be engaged with enemies.

 

I can't remember how long you need to be fairly stationary for, but every character has 3 of them (I believe).


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