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[DragonRacer]

Luka: "Inquisition's a funny word."

Katari: "No, YOU'RE the one who's funny."

[Kapsejs]

The Necro vs the Hunter... SO RUDE

Hunter: When this is over, I'll move to a cottage. Get a dog, and a vegetable garden.

Necromancer: Such lofty aspirations. What's next, a second pair of shoes?

 

At least he gives as good as he takes...

Necromancer: Uggh.

Hunter (in the most sarcastic voice imaginable): Oh dear. Your life is ever so hard, isn't it?

[scene_cachet]

"This one insulted your mother"

[Piffle]

Luka: Has anyone seen Philip? He's a piece of granite, about this big.

[Beerfish]

I heard a new one last night, it may have been the alchemists retreat comment for all I know but on the last wave the alchy ran to set the banner and said something like 'I'm running away now!'

[Kenny Bania]

I heard a new one last night, it may have been the alchemists retreat comment for all I know but on the last wave the alchy ran to set the banner and said something like 'I'm running away now!'

 

Haven't heard that one yet.

[Kenny Bania]

Run a Solo match with the ALCHEMIST and don't move her for a few minutes.
Here's her monologues that follows:

======================================
"Has anyone seen Phillip?
He's a piece of granite.
About th-i-s-s-s big!"

=======================================
"Knives?
Yes!

Traps?
Yes!

Socks? Gloves? Boots?
Yes-Yes-Yes!

Phillip?

I knew I forgot something!"

=======================================
"How's it going, Luka?

Oh, fine, fine. Just dandy!

Doing nothing!

Destroying nothing!"

 

I went out of my way to look out for these, and she sounded as crazy as I thought she would. I recorded them for posterity...

 

[Dr. hoovsbin]

I went out of my way to look out for these, and she sounded as crazy as I thought she would. I recorded them for posterity...

 

 

This might just be some of the best writing and voice acting in the history of gaming.

 

My original transcription was a little off.

 

 

What exactly is she saying after:

 

  "Knives?  Yes!"

 

  "______ and tricks?  YES!"

 

 

Sounds like "Puns"?

[BioMasika]

I believe that she is saying

 

"Pouch of tricks? YES!"

[kalenath]

I SO want Shale of House Cadash to meet Luka

 

But the game might implode from the sheer awesome.

 

'What does it want now?'

 

'Can we explode something now? Do we have a plan? We don't need a plan!'

 

 

And I always thought it was 'pouch of trips...' Or maybe I am just reading too much into it. Da shrooms, man... da shrooms...

[ParthianShotX]

For added fun, ready up and let the game start but don't open the first door for a matter of minutes.  Alchemist says:  Doing noting.   Blowing up nothing.  AW says something to the effect of "even I begin to lose patience now" --

 

discovered inadvertently after readying up on a duo and friend had to AFK.  I'm sure they all have dialogue for this situation.

 

EDIT to add -- see it's already been covered.  I want to find out what the others say.

[Senor Pez]

I'm neutral on the banter in most cases, but I do get disproportionate enjoyment it if the various ham-related lines. If there's anything I can point to as, "Classic Bioware Humor," that's it.

Spoiler

It's not ham.

[Beerfish]

Some more 'idle' comments by the other classes.  Not all of them but some of them.

 

Arcane Warrior:

 

"As much as I hate to admit my patience has it's limits!"

"Stillness is its own reward."

"There is no sky, no earth, no future, no past.  There is only me, there is only now."

 

Legionaire:

 

"There is no honour in being idle."

"We're wasting time."

 

Templar:

 

"Shouldn't we keep going?"

"This is not imagined what we would be doing."

"Is anyone playing with their grapes?"

 

Katari:

 

"We were not sent here to stand around."

"Our foes could be getting away."

 

Assassin:

 

"Why do we wait?"

"My blades want for sharpening."

 

Archer:

 

"Why have we stopped?  Is something wrong?"

"What have you gotten yourself into Hall."

 

Elementalist:

 

"Shame the divines (?) didn't protect her from the explosion.  What?  Too soon?"

"Well this is exciting."

 

Keeper:

 

"Is no one afraid of an ambush?"

"We accomplish nothing by standin still."

 

Necromancer:

 

"I should have brought a book."

"The dead have more fun."

 

Reaver:

 

"When does the killing start?"

"I'm hungry for a fight."

 

Hunter:

 

"{Yawn}"

[JRandall0308]

Was in a game with two Templars...

 

Templar 1 (brightly) "We cannot fail! Our cause is righteous."

Templar 2 (monotone) "Yes. It is righteous."

 

They then proceeded to repeat the same back-and-forth three more times.

 

As RustyBuckets02 put it, "I feel like I'm in a cult."

 

The second Templar's emotionless monotone response is super creepy.

[Dr. hoovsbin]

LUKA, after completing a Kill Streak:

 

"And don't forget it was ME!"

[Kenny Bania]

LUKA, after completing a Kill Streak:

 

"And don't forget it was ME!"

 

Never heard that one.

[Dekibra]

Need to bump this thread :-)

Isabella: oh no, I got blood on my boobs

I lol'd

[Shevy]

Need to bump this thread :-)

Isabella: oh no, I got blood on my boobs

I lol'd

While this would be funnier, I think the word you're looking for is "boots". At least in my German client it is the translated word for "boots".

[SomberXIII]

Zither! 

[Kapsejs]

ZITHER! after getting knocked out: "Oh, at least I'm still sexy. Well, dead sexy."

 

Isabela shouting for retreat: "I'm going to run away now, but if you stay behind I'll remember your brave sacrifice!" (or something like that...)

 

Isabela: "Looking good, sweet thing."

Cilian: "I never thought I'd be allied with a human force, but life takes us strange directions."

 

Cilian: "I once dreamed of seeing places like this."

Avvar: "You're dreams are strange indeed, little shiny elf."

[Gya]

Hahaha "little shiny elf". After his spirit blade/symbol of masculinity was broken in the recent nerf, that just seems... cruel.

[Chief Capo]

y isabela always flirting with nikkas riiight in my face... Gawd

[Dekibra]

While this would be funnier, I think the word you're looking for is "boots". At least in my German client it is the translated word for "boots".

Don't take away my illusions !

Although ... I also did understand "have you ever fought a woman"


Hm, note to self: make an appointment with an ENT physician o.O

[SofaJockey]

Ha. Have you heard Isabela when you leave her to stand still for a couple of minutes... 

[Freedheart]

Assassin: I had a parakeet once. It was blue. And then it died.

KatarI:  You're bad at telling stories.

Keeper:  Did anyone ask for your life story?

Assassin 2:  We should get another.

 

Necromancer:  Ugh!

???:  Did you eat the ham? (or close to that)

 

??? at room 5:  Do we have a plan?

Necromancer:  If you die, I get your corpse.