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[stysiaq]

 

Welcome to the first issue of Unrest In The Dales. I'm stysiaq, the editor in chief. Tonight we're giving the voice to the voiceless. So far you expressed your severe dissatisfaction with the patch and DLC - but what about your characters feelings? You probably didn't consider that both patch and the DLC didn't go without an echo that far transcends a few lines of party banter. In fact, ever since BioWare released the patch, the characters gather outside the lobbies and actively protest the changes introduced in both DLC and the latest patch. Hoping that it will help you empathize with the characters, Unrest In The Dales presents the personal tragedies of four volounteers - this number proved to be the limit for today's issue. I personally hope that you'll find a minute to read those brief interviews and understand that it's not only the players who are affected.

 

- stysiaq

 

 

 

 

[stysiaq]

Reserved for the second issue.

 

I advise my readers to send letters with suggestions what stories we should cover next.

[IanLai]

hope they can understand this kind of sense of humor

don't tell me we are done here

[DrKilledbyDeath]

Lost it when I got to the hunter

[Robbiesan]

Dear, Unrest In The Dales,

 

I have to say I am truly impressed with your first edition. Note: your resemblance to an unamed Biotic God is striking!!

 

I would love to hear from the short stabby people known as The Assassin and The Alchemist. Surely they have some grevious issues which should be bared to the world for our knowledge and empathy.

 

Thank you once again for your most entertaining and informative publication. I look forward to the next edition.

 

 

Sincerely,

Big Fan

 

PS  Hunter is currently over there in that snowbank.  I don't think he realizes we can see his huge hat from leagues away.

[akots1]

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

 

As your avid subscriber, I'd like to know what is Sidony's opinion on lockpicking. Please ask her for me when you have a chance.

[actionhero112]

I think the Hunter doesn't realize that no one wants to find him, due to him not having caltrops, which is the only reason to play a bow class. 

 

 

Someone had to say it. 

[veramis]

Funniest thing I've seen in damp forums . Just a comment, I think the assassin's poster sign text didn't get put in yet.

[Apl_Juice]

10/10

[Catastrophy]

I've heard the Elementalist admitting that he did it. I suspect he was referring to the Big Key Scandal. Might be worth investigating.

[Bocochoco]

hope they can understand this kind of sense of humor
don't tell me we are done here

Thread is locked
Let's not make sexual references please
This is a G-rated game for children

[Cirvante]

Based Pole is based.

 

Keep up the good work.

[Bocochoco]

Based Pole is based.
 
Keep up the good work.

I want the blue pill

[HowlingSiren]

I respectfully request an interview with the Elementalist. I'd like to hear him respond to the accusations that he apparently surreptitiously snatches keys away for the lulz while everyone is distracted by his fireworks. Victim or trickster? We deserve the truth! 

 

And the golden nugs deserve a voice too. All this time, they have been desperately running all over the place trying to find the mysterious fiery elven ruins, rumored to hold vast riches of grilled deep mushrooms. And what does the Inquisition do to help? Arrows in the paw. This is an outrage! 

[Kjubaran]

At first impresion i tough AW is not protesting since he recived buff to his defenze, then i noticed he is complain about his glowing eyes (feature you have to pay EA for it at SWTOR..)....

 

I would love some interview with elementalist about everyone else blaming him. Or Leggionare about big people having small problems...

[quebra]

 

Welcome to the first issue of Unrest In The Dales. I'm stysiaq, the editor in chief. Tonight we're giving the voice to the voiceless. So far you expressed your severe dissatisfaction with the patch and DLC - but what about your characters feelings? You probably didn't consider that both patch and the DLC didn't go without an echo that far transcends a few lines of party banter. In fact, ever since BioWare released the patch, the characters gather outside the lobbies and actively protest the changes introduced in both DLC and the latest patch. Hoping that it will help you empathize with the characters, Unrest In The Dales presents the personal tragedies of four volounteers - this number proved to be the limit for today's issue. I personally hope that you'll find a minute to read those brief interviews and understand that it's not only the players who are affected.

 

- stysiaq

 

 

 

 

I laughed, I cried... great post! 

[Gya]

My Kingdom for a multi-like button. This is awesome.

I'm curious to hear from Cillian now that AW has gotten that much needed buff to strength of spirits. I remember how we were all clamouring for that. How is he coping with the greater responsibility that comes from his greater power?

Also, do you think you could procure an interview with Belinda? I am in love with her, and currently working on a long and protracted proposal.

[Delta 57 Dash]

More please

[Eldial3los]

This doesn't tell the entire truth does it? where is the view of the Arcane Warrior and how please he is, didn't he got buff? 

[PurpGuy1]

I have a huge pile of broken enhanced barrier rings that everyone threw away. Should I take them to Goodwill or Amelia's house?

 

do wut now?

[Sabaki]

We need exclusive interviews from the DC and RTC.  Get the scoop on the nerf and the bug, respectively.  The public demands answers!

[Bocochoco]

do wut now?

Well I got it

[PurpGuy1]

Well I got it

 

so then what is amelia supposed to do with a bunch of broken rings, cause i don't get it.  unless the post was simply meant as some sort of vague real-life threat or something, which was in pretty bad taste

[Yumi]

Dear Unrest in the Dales,

  I would be very interested in an "Arcanum in Black" series with some in-depth hardcore 1v1 interviews with the mages of DAMP. Elementalist is a must see interview. Arcane Warrior's smug and quiet arrogance will be a guaranteed interview hit. I for one, am dying to know more about the Keeper's girlfriend. And who doesn't want to know more about Ice-Queen Necromancer. Will she ever fix her face so it doesn't look like she needs to poop?

 

These questions keep me up when I should be sleeping.

 

 

Thanks for making my night. Honestly Stys

 

 

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