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[Wrenagade]

Just wondering if people name their gear something they find humorous.
I have a few like:

Peronious Wang
Dwarven Cocaine Shield

Super Duper Mage Armor-(It's super duper)

Cassandra's pokey

it's super fun to do, and I may have too much time on my hands.

 

[actionhero112]

They can't handle my stagger. 

[Wrenagade]

Hahahah that's pretty sweet armor too

[JaegerBane]

Blackwall's Blackwall (crafted obsidian grey warden shield)
Moar Chest Hair (Varric's crafted prowler armour)
OMGWTFPWNBBQ (my experimental tier 4 fire staff with a dragon tooth masterwork)

[Simo]

'This is my boomstick'.  A staff with immolate bonus.

[Wrenagade]

We have a winner, lol Bruce campbell. Also Moar Chest Hair is hilarious, just started a new game, totally didn't know about the keep and how i can upload custom game states, since everything is on xbox prior to inquisition, I couldn't import, so, I had to restart, fail gaming. More funny names to come though. Going with Dwarf Archer guy.

[Andres Hendrix]

I once made a pink shield for Cassandra; it was called Big Pink...  

[Blade_RJ]

Schmooples  Bane is the name of the enchanter armor coat i made out of nugs.

[Wrenagade]

LOL big pink and Schmooples Bane, hahaha Schmooples

[Andres Hendrix]

I imagine Varric being both extremly amused, and horrified by Cassandra's Big Pink...

[Nette]

"Sheep's Clothing" for Solas 

[Wrenagade]

LOL Adventurer's Retirement Package for a bow

[Vader20]

Morning Wood Staff.. *cough* cough...

[Cha0sEff3ct]

I like to name my mage gloves Spirit Fingers.

[Paks09]

Sera's Dress in pink... I gave it to Varric.  I imagine he was not pleased. 

[Biotic Flash Kick]

asshatwearsthiscoat for solas :33

[DomeWing333]

I made a staff called Dalish's Bow. And another one for Solas called "A Lamp Post" (I made him a winter mage).

[Biotic Flash Kick]

Staff? but dalish uses a bow.

[Freedheart]

"I Made a Sword"

"I'm Too Sexy for My Armor"

"Sera, Take a Bow"

"Villain Prod" (electric staff)

[DarkAmaranth1966]

I've go bull carry Tonera and wearing Pah (His comment about a Tamassaran using a tonera-pah on him.)

 

Cass has Hairy for armor and Eye a shield (war table mission for Qunari Inquisitor.)

 

Varric is wearing The Made Up Coat - self explanatory.

 

Solas had Big Bad Wolf clothes

 

Dorian has Clown Suit

 

Vivienne has Anti Snob Rod for a staff

 

Blackwall has Keeper of Secrets for a shield

 

Cole has a Fade Cloak to wear

 

Sera I do not recruit.

[VodCom7]

Fragment des cieux enragés (Shard of the Wrathful Skies), which is :

 

- a serrated greatsword blade

- with an orlesian (i.e French) name

- made of stormheart

- with a grip and a pommel

- made of stormheart

- with a lightning rune

- 10% chance on hit to cast chain lightning masterwork

 

There is no such thing as too much electricity.

[Freedheart]

I made the Anderfels Cleaver last night, and I just couldn't help myself

 

"This Steel Tastes of Despair"

 

(I'll go stand in the corner and think about what I've done)

[VodCom7]

I hereby prensent you "messy kills" :

 

- serpent's rage min-maxed for damage

- fade touched nevarrite (explosion version) => It takes a real Qunari to wear pink !

 

Slap this on your favorite reaver/qunari.

 

Watch stuff explode after being torn apart by dragon claws.