Please, pretty please, while everyone that has ever lived believes it is totally plausible for Ashley to get a boob job and facelift and lip injections and for Kaidan to bulk up tremendously and get a face lift in the months between ME2 and ME3 and for James Vega to look more like The Mountain than a regular soldier (or even a commando) and for EDI the robot to look totally sexy because basically her entire story line is about her relating to humans/people and it just makes sense and for almost naked Jack to now be almost naked rockhard nipple TEACHER Jack which we all believe is how they would do it (in porn movies), could the people we knew from before at least look like they belong there?
Like they were not pulled away from some victoria's secret show or milan fashion week or the world's strongest man competition or futurama's miss earth moon competition (ultimately won by the crushinator).
I realize that EA wants to make money by appealing to teenage hormones, who hasn't in their day taken a nice hot shower with a sexy character from a game in the back of their head.. but these are barely recogniseable and/or sexy for the sake of sexy. Why? Does Samara's cleavage enhance her biotic abilities? Those weird leather/metal nipple things Jack wore and that nobody thought to comment on, are they important to her back story?
Help me understand, please. Because as it stands now a big part of ME3's fun is gone not because of the "meh" ish ending which I actually rather liked but because Ashley would look better as a staggeringly promiscuous "real house wife of new jersey" with some clueless millionaire who bulked up tremendously and got a face lift in the last couple of months as a husband.




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