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Well.... If you get scared... then:

 

 

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Well.... If you get scared... then:

 

 

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LOL


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Ehm... I'm from Denmark... and now I'm offended that you forgot tbh... :(

 

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Sometimes I forget even where I'm from.



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Sometimes I forget even where I'm from.

 

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*SNIP*

 

Sometimes I forget even where I'm from.

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Yeeeees.... I think I will... I will teach him not to mess with me! Now I'm furious!!! And tomorrow he will find me standing by your doorstep with an axe! Lol.

 

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Sure, this is technically a cartoon about Gauls, but yunno, with the whole "Normandy" thing I'm gonna go ahead and act like it counts...  :ph34r: 


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Tonight men(and women), we hunt Vikings!
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Tonight men(and women), we hunt Vikings!

So who's the Pathfinder?



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I wish Turing would go ahead and pick so I could come out of this bunker.

I mean, I THINK he would choose someone else, and I THINK I could convince OWA to lie and give him someone else if he does pick me, but am I sure?


Nah.
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I wish Turing would go ahead and pick so I could come out of this bunker.

I mean, I THINK he would choose someone else, and I THINK I could convince OWA to lie and give him someone else if he does pick me, but am I sure?


Nah.

Shhhh silence my child. Rest easy in the pot of boiling stew. Everything will be okay :))))))



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Shhhh silence my child. Rest easy in the pot of boiling stew. Everything will be okay :))))))

 

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I'll do this.

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Think she will be impressed by my masculinity portraid in this dish.

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I'll do this.

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Think she will be impressed by my masculinity portraid in this dish.

 

Maculinity? Where?!?  *lifts tiny piece of meat* MUM, I FOUND IT!!!!!!  :wizard:



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I'll do this.

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Think she will be impressed by my masculinity portraid in this dish.

that will just make her think you are bi, if you look like a woman.that might help you score a lesbian and points would be awarded to you

But you should go for this..

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and big ol'bowl of mashed potatoes and toasted bread,slightly burnt with Honey mead and sweet wine combo.that will display your Manlyness


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@Sienna lol, we posted at the same time, but the lag on my end didn't show yours right away.great minds think alike.



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I don't know what culture you come from Bunz, but in my culture if you want to display masculinity in food preparation, you grill beef or pork, and drink beer while you do it, and absolutely, under no circumstances, do you go near an oven. Stovetop's fine, but no oven.

That dish you posted? That's some nerd ass cooking. Beef and potatoes in generous quantity, that's masculine.

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Googled viking feast. This is the very first image:
 
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This is the second image:

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This is the third image:

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Ignoring all the commonalities, what's missing are the porcelain and the non-turnip related vegetables.

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Will it be a Feast...For Crows??!!

DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNN!!!
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Will it be a Feast...For Crows??!!

DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNN!!!

i was wondering when someone would make that joke


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I don't know what culture you come from Bunz, but in my culture if you want to display masculinity in food preparation, you grill beef or pork, and drink beer while you do it, and absolutely, under no circumstances, do you go near an oven. Stovetop's fine, but no oven.

That dish you posted? That's some nerd ass cooking. Beef and potatoes in generous quantity, that's masculine.

 

Exactly!!! While we usually do appreciate a man who can cook a more elegant dinner, if we want our hormones to be racing it would have to be something more down to earth involving a lot of smoke, grease and sweat ......... <3 So yeah, good luck with the bone china plate, Bunzybabe!! xD


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I'll do this.

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Think she will be impressed by my masculinity portraid in this dish.

So basically this is the food picture version of your selfies?


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I heard that it is Viking tradition to feast nonstop and even urinate where they sat all night. For the food items I would say meat. Lots of em. If you need something visual to reference by, try looking up Danish Julemed (Christmas Food) aside from sweet potatoes, it should give you an idea on what they ea.



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I wish Turing would go ahead and pick so I could come out of this bunker.

I mean, I THINK he would choose someone else, and I THINK I could convince OWA to lie and give him someone else if he does pick me, but am I sure?


Nah.

 

You know I would never let him eat you!!! you know it Tony!! Tell me you know it!! Tell me!!! Tell me!!!!!!!


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Yo know what, heres anther tip.

Take the turkey leg, deep fry it.then when its about done.dip it into a cheese sauce then wrap it in bacon(Cause mostly everybody loves bacon) then coat it with hot sauce and finish it "cooking".boom.instant manhood for the 21st century meal