Nooo, no women! I'm straight dammit!
I wouldn't want them there for your benefit... I don't fancy being one of a crowd.
And do you think I care about your "no thanks"?? Once you're in, there is no getting out.. hahaha
We'll see about that!
These bars can't hold me!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Lol, we're cool, I was just messing with you. I didn't mean to make it awkward in here with that joke.
You didn't make it awkward and you are a part of my Harem too! Hahaha! Dammit, there are so many in there now... what to do.. what to do....
Guest_Lathrim_*
We'll see about that!
These bars can't hold me!
Guest_TrillClinton_*
So a question to the bunz, does this routine ever like... WORK?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
You're the Ultimate collector.OMG your the secret boss in ME2, we never get to meet.*Mind is blown*
*nerd face* Can i have your autograph
I like to keep up my image of being a Nerd,AHole and typical man up.but once in a blue moon my *sweetness/kindness* sneaks out, usually without me even realizing it.honestly i have no idea how to speak to a girl,I've found talk'em as human and hope one dosnt come off as a pr.ick when thou isnt wanting to be one.as a man, that happens from time to time.
So that makes me like the Secret Prize in your collection.uppp now the other guys know, they're going to be let down a little bit.once they found out
least your beauty and wonder will keep them pleased.I just hope theres some beer round here
I am... of course you can have it but I wont sign it with my real name 
The best way a man can be, the most attractive way he can be, is by being himself.. even if it is clumsy and by not knowing how to talk to a girl, trust me, there is nothing so unattractive as a guy who uses those standard pickup lines, cause when he does that you can easily tell that he almost does it for a living and most girls dont want a guy who constantly picks up girls.
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
I did and I live in a cabin.on the view of a snowy mountain plane.Its quite beautiful here.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
OMG this is awsome!!!
So a question to the bunz, does this routine ever like... WORK?
Of course it does. This thread is 9 pages long. That didn't happen by itself!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
I did and I live in a cabin.on the view of a snowy mountain plane.Its quite beautiful here.
No you didn't!! You are still a part of my Harem!
Guest_TrillClinton_*
Of course it does. This thread is 9 pages long. That didn't happen by itself!
I'm just saying, if he's idea of picking up women is going shirtless everytime without showing any actual personality. I am kind of curious. He is not bad looking but bruh he's lack of personality or interaction reminds me of an NPC.
Bunz you are a BSN npc.
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
I am... of course you can have it but I wont sign it with my real name
The best way a man can be, the most attractive way he can be, is by being himself.. even if it is clumsy and by not knowing how to talk to a girl, trust me, there is nothing so unattractive as a guy who uses those standard pickup lines, cause when he does that you can easily tell that he almost does it for a living and most girls dont want a guy who constantly picks up girls.
Sweet, when i sell it on EBay i'll make some dough, just hope its not sour
Indeed and agreed.Tis the same as for men with Women.
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Guest_mikeucrazy_*
No you didn't!! You are still a part of my Harem!
*Looks around and sees nobody else*
Either i totally escaped or You're Letting me live here.
*starts to wonder, if this is you letting me.then i'm realizing your a better ninja then though*
Ummm I'll have to pay better attention to every woman i come across now, specially the jaw droppers and natural ones.guess i should go to town without my dogs more often.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
*Looks around and sees nobody else*
Either i totally escaped or You're Letting me live here.
*starts to wonder, if this is you letting me.then i'm realizing your a better ninja then though*
Ummm I'll have to pay better attention to every woman i come across now, specially the jaw droppers and natural ones.guess i should go to town without my dogs more often.
Haha I'm letting you live there.. until I need you! LOL 
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
Haha I'm letting you live there.. until I need you! LOL
Needed for What.... 
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oh i bet to lift things up and put them down
Guest_E-Ro_*
If you need quick cash you could rent some of us out, bet you'd make a killing.Dammit, there are so many in there now... what to do.. what to do....
Lol omg, you always say the funniest stuff. Of course, I have to agree.I'm just saying, if he's idea of picking up women is going shirtless everytime without showing any actual personality. I am kind of curious. He is not bad looking but bruh he's lack of personality or interaction reminds me of an NPC.
Bunz you are a BSN npc.
Guest_TrillClinton_*
If you need quick cash you could rent some of us out, bet you'd make a killing.
Lol omg, you always say the funniest stuff. Of course, I have to agree.
LOL it is a defense mechanism. I had to come up with witty rebuttals whenever girls told me I was gross or ugly. Who i'm I kidding it turned to this.
If you think that is crying? You should see me during sex.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
If you need quick cash you could rent some of us out, bet you'd make a killing.
Haha that is actually a brilliant idea and seeing Turing's hilarious gif made me imagine you guys running for money or something, using your muscles hahahaha, I don't know why and now I can't stop laughing!! 
Turing this gif is so damn funny!!
Guest_TrillClinton_*
Turing this gif is so damn funny!!
hahah I love drake dancing gifs. He is so awkward
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
hahah I love drake dancing gifs. He is so awkward
well he was in a wheelchair for the beginning of his career.hes got more fist bumps then a jersey shore douche
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
LOL it is a defense mechanism. I had to come up with witty rebuttals whenever girls told me I was gross or ugly. Who i'm I kidding it turned to this.
If you think that is crying? You should see me during sex.
**** in my younger days, when a woman rejected me.i would rather them being honest.i would have settled for your gross,ugly,mean or too nice.the most honest response i got was."aww thanks but no" lol
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
**** in my younger days, when a woman rejected me.i would rather them being honest.i would have settled for your gross,ugly,mean or too nice.the most honest response i got was."aww thanks but no" lol
I think it's hard to be that honest when turning a man down, I know it is for me. If I turn a guy down, I could never tell him that it is because he is ugly lol, not that I would ever turn a guy down because of it but I may have done so when I was younger, I was always nice when turning them down though, although I had a confrontational problem, I often said yes and instead never showed up.. stupid young me. Now I am mature and I am always honest, I guess aging teaches you something..
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
I think it's hard to be that honest when turning a man down, I know it is for me. If I turn a guy down, I could never tell him that it is because he is ugly lol, not that I would ever turn a guy down because of it but I may have done so when I was younger, I was always nice when turning them down though, although I had a confrontational problem, I often said yes and instead never showed up.. stupid young me. Now I am mature and I am always honest, I guess aging teaches you something..
Not ganna lie the famous standing someone up, made me laugh.
i always preferred honesty, even if it hurt.I've gotten your too nice,which i know is bit BS.cause I'm kind of a pri.ck and ahole at times.aging brings Maturity,i know this well.but Im always ganna be that teenage boy at heart at times.yea saying No and not being mean can be hard, took me sometime to learn that one
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