So here's my online dating profile:
http://www.pof.com/v...ile_id=85307179
Want to know what I can improve so I can find the one.
Online dating profile suggestions
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TheBunz
, janv. 28 2015 01:20
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 01:22
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"average body type?"
You're far too modest!
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 01:25
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Profession Stay at home son
You'll have to contend with getting me out of bed, and you'll have my roommates.They don't let me have female guests over with the door closed.
So if you can wrestle me out of bed, get on my parents good side, and have a bed for me to lay in and sleep, we are in business. Shouldn't be too hard.
Lmfao
Man please tell me you set this profile up as a joke. please.
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 01:26
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LMAO..if i wasnt bout to raid with my podcast crew, i would flame this thread wont lie
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 01:27
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Delete it, get away from that depression and be happy with yourself before attempting to find a person to be with.
This is, of course, reliant on the thread being serious. It isn't, and I'm doing this anyway. Worrying trend.
#7
Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 01:31
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Meh, too many fatties and single mothers(or combinations of both) on either pof or okcupid. OTOH, by the grace of living in south fl there's a lack of women covered in tats with purple hair and proclaiming to be "genderfluid,demisexual pansexuals" (or some other inane tumblr-esque nonsense) in my neck of the woods.
Funny profile but nowhere on the level of the (unintentional) hilarity of the aforementioned morbidly obese single mothers thinking they're entitled to a 6'4 hunk with a six figure income.
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 01:52
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Just make sure to heavily emphasize the fact that you're most certainly not a serial killer.
That'll rope the ladies in.
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 01:58
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I'd get rid of that picture you're using as your avatar on here. That will only attract really desperate girls or slutty girls.
#10
Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 01:58
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Bunz, I love everything about this thread. And that profile.
You definitely need to update the wanting kids things, though. Ladies got those ticking biological clocks you know.
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 01:59
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I'd get rid of that picture you're using as your avatar on here. That will only attract really desperate girls or slutty girls.
I'm trying to hook up son with CS.
He should keep it. I got you bunz bruh bruh
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 02:00
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I'm trying to hook up son with CS.
Gross
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 02:01
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Grossly Entertaining
Fixed.
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#14
Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 02:03
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Oh and those test results...
Who would've ever guessed you have high self-confidence?
And you prefer affection to be expressed in the form of gifts - go get yourself a sugar mama, Bunzie!
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 02:04
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Delete it, get away from that depression and be happy with yourself before attempting to find a person to be with.
This is, of course, reliant on the thread being serious. It isn't, and I'm doing this anyway. Worrying trend.
How does one get happy with ones self? What does that even mean?
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 02:06
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"Hi mom."
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 02:08
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How does one get happy with ones self? What does that even mean?
Well, it involves a hand and some lotion.
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 02:13
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Well, it involves a hand and some lotion.
This answer eliminates any chance of me ruining this thread's lack of seriousness any longer. Thank you! (seriously)
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 02:13
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Well, it involves a hand and some lotion.
Now is not the time to moisturize ruggles.
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 02:17
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Now is not the time to moisturize ruggles.
But it's the winter and my skin gets a little dry.
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 02:19
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But it's the winter and my skin gets a little dry.
You have a point.
R.I.P Ruggles in new york btw.
#24
Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 02:20
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Oh and those test results...
Who would've ever guessed you have high self-confidence?
And you prefer affection to be expressed in the form of gifts - go get yourself a sugar mama, Bunzie!
I'm working on it.
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Posté 28 janvier 2015 - 02:31
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"average body type?"
You're far too modest!
I know right!
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