Vivenne inspired by Maleficent! Josephine pure aka "Disney Princess"! My Corypheus...
(The ones who 'noticed' this little thing will get this picture)
which is no doubt inspired by this:
So has DA officially now became new Disney movie or what?
You're a mean one, Mr. Cory
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a darkspawn,
You're as charming as an ghuol,
Mr. Cory.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Cory.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of giant spiders.
You've got taint in your soul, Mr Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a Thirty-nine
and a half foot axe. You're a vile one, Mr. Cory.
You have deepstakers in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick Dragon, Mr Cory.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick Dragon.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of red lyrium.
Your soul is full of blight, Mr Grinch.
The three best words that best describe you, Are as follows, and I quote"
Tiny!
Delusional!
Bastard!
You're a rotter Mr Cory
You're the magister of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead demon squashed
with moldy purple spots
Mr Cory.
You're a three-decker Orghian
And deep mushroom sandwich,
With asrecrab sauce!
Short answer: Yes 
Obligatory Frozen Parody
Femquisitor:
Casandra?
(Knocking: Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock)
Do you wanna close the fade tear?
Come on lets go and fight
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
It's like you've gone away-
We used to be best companions
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!-
Do you wanna close the fade tear?
It doesn't have to be the fade tear....err..well yes..it sort of does I suppose....
Casandra:
Go away, *Your Femquisitor's name*
Femquisitor:
Okay, bye...
(Knocking)
Do you wanna close the fade tear?
Or ride our horses around the Keep?
I think some company is overdue
I've started talking to
the pictures on the walls-
(Hang in there, Varric!)
It gets a little lonely
All these empty rooms,
Just watching the hours tick by-
(Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock)
(Orchestral)
Femquisitor:
(Knocking)
Cassandra?
Please, I know you're in there,
The others are asking where you've been
They say "have courage", and I'm trying to
I'm right out here for you, just let me in
We only have each other
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?
Do you wanna close the fade tear?
...I did consider rolling a mage that specializes in ice magic that just so happens to look like a certain Disney monarch. heh.
But anyway, let's not forget the "Disney Prince" outfits for Halamshiral.
And I was just thinking of putting disney songs to Companion romances JUST the other day...
This game should have a sing a long mode with a nug pointing at the words as they're sung.
Varric, Leliana and I greatly approve!
If Dragon Age gets its own theme park, I am so buying season tickets. Can't wait to ride Big Sundermount Railroad!
If Dragon Age gets its own theme park, I am so buying season tickets. Can't wait to ride Big Sundermount Railroad!
Maybe we'll get Iron Bull rides? Like one called, of course, Ride The Bull.
Perhaps a Haunted Elven Ruin and a Bumper-Nugs ride.
Oooh! I wanna meet my Disney Dragon Princess, Merrill!
Landsmeet: Make way for Prince Ali
Say hey! It's Prince Ali
Sereda: Hey, clear the way in the Landsmeet hall
Hey, you! Let me through, 'cos I'm not that tall
Come on, clear a path; we haven't got all night
The heir's finally here
So have no more fear
This king's gonna stop the Blight!
Prince Ali, virtuous he
Alistair Theirin
Go on, bow; sure, you know how
Bend at the waist!
His retinue's quite a sight;
Looks rough, but good in a fight
We've got to kill the archdemon, so let's make haste!
Prince Ali, mighty is he
Alistair Theirin
On the field, with sword and shield, a sight to see!
Let's cut the chat, 'cos I'm bored
And outside, the darkspawn horde
Waits to be slain by the sword
Of Prince Ali!
Eamon: He's the youngest son of Maric Theirin
Bastard, maybe, but still he's the one!
Loghain: You're a fat, lazy traitor, Arl Guerrin!
Sereda: You're busted, you knave
We'll prove you gave
Elven slaves to Tevinter scum!
He may whine, Loghain the swine
But he's a scumbag
Tortured nobles and such quite unlawfully
He hired a blood mage, who tried
To make sure Arl Eamon died
An act that just horrified our Prince Ali!
He's a noble and kind former Templar
Full of honour and diplomacy
All his warfaring skill is exemplar
So what do you say? He'll win the day
If you back him with loyalty - to Ali! Prince Ali!
Alistair: Prince Ali, reluctant he
Alistair Theirin
The alternative's crap; best it be me
And that, good people, is why
I fought my fears and stopped by
With dwarven warriors
Mages galore
A Qunari soldier
A golem and more
An Antivan killer
(And this line's filler)
A Bard that warbles on key
Party: Make way for Prince Aliiiiiiiiiiii!
(SOURCE)
Vivenne inspired by Maleficent!
I'll be the jerk that points out that Maleficent came out well into the development of DA:I, and far too late in the process for them to create and add a new character. 
This game should have a sing a long mode with a nug pointing at the words as they're sung.
I'll be the jerk that points out that came out well into the development of DA:I, and far too late in the process for them to create and add a new character.
Not that Maleficent... The real one.
SO that is why we have PG13? Hail Disney!
SO that is why we have PG13? Hail Disney!
Pg13? Have you've even done a romance in the game? Everyone who can be romance can at least be seen topless once.
SO that is why we have PG13? Hail Disney!
Oh okay, SORRY, so next time then. Have to wait till Disney finally takes over hehe.
Not Josephine I guess.
Pg13? Have you've even done a romance in the game? Everyone who can be romance can at least be seen topless once.
Not Josephine I guess.
Ok..except for her. But everyone else is topless.
Except that DIsney movies are amazing and playing Inquisition is the least fun thing a person can do. But yeah, they tried to put every granted formule into a single game. And sold only 3 million copies... And seem happy about it... I wonder what the hell they will do to sell the next since they burnt all their fuel in this one. Their lies all exposed and their lack of creativity overflowing.
Except that DIsney movies are amazing and playing Inquisition is the least fun thing a person can do. But yeah, they tried to put every granted formule into a single game. And sold only 3 million copies... And seem happy about it... I wonder what the hell they will do to sell the next since they burnt all their fuel in this one. Their lies all exposed and their lack of creativity overflowing.
...you not liking the game does not mean it's bad. Also, burnt all their fuel? We've only seen close to half of thedus and we just starting to understand what going on with the worlds story and some how they used up all the fuel? What story have you've been fallowing?
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