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[Shandyr]

Help me, please!
I suffer from the obsessive-compulsive treasure room disorder (OCTRD).

Whenever I see a treasure room, I
- immediately run over, open the door and go straight to the
chest and try to open it, no matter where the group is and
if they're still fighting outside. All the while I will spam F4.

- will stay next to the door and spam F4 if I cannot open it
myself. I will not help you fight any mobs until that door is open.
I must make sure you don't miss that door.

- if it is an unguarded treasure room that I could open myself I
might stand in front of it and spam F4 too. I know, I could open
it myself safely but I want you too see it.

The condition of this illness has taken effect on my real life.

Sometimes I watch myself mumbling "F4" in front of my own front
door, when I remember I could open that door safely myself.
Please community I need your help. I heard there are people
here who suffer the same fate as I do. How do you deal with this?

Is there any chance of a cure?

Best Regards, Shandyr

[Catastrophy]

Cut it in half! F2 is the solution! Oh, and don't forget to repent!

[haxaw]

Sometimes I watch myself mumbling "F4" in front of my own front door

 

...are you watching yourself from the Fade? You must teach us how you do things that we too may unlock the hidden potential that is our personal treasure room.

[CelticRanger275]

I have a treasure room you can unlock.....in my pants

[haxaw]

I have a treasure room you can unlock.....in my pants

 

Chastity belt?

[Robbiesan]

#Here'sHopingYouLikeMeSenseOHumor

 

 

Quite the confessional.  You have courage, son. 

 

Some ideas to assist:

 

Once in a while press Alt-F4 which may get the attention of said unconcerned-with-treasure-room teammates.  They may however give you the silent treatment after this (the ungrateful...).  Please report back on how this worked for you.

 

 

When you approach any door in real life, use lines from DAMP characters; this will provide a sense of familarity, and a safe secure feeling.  This is especially effective in public places like shopping malls, and foodmarts with old ladies.

 

Examples:

 

Let me! Let me!

I got this!

Oh alright...

*Intense sigh*  I've never had my skill so tested in my life!!

Open sesame!!

 

 

You may also want to create a life sized placard or statue of a Revnant and place inside your front door.  Place a taser in it's hand, pretend it just used grapple to bring you into range, zap yourself a few times (short bursts/high DPS), but not enough to knock you out (that will be stage 2 of therapy).  This is a wonderul new therapy for OCTRD DAMP players.  However you are the first to do this (should you choose to participate—and why wouldn't you!!?) and we'd really appreciate a report on your progress, by next weekend's challenge.

[Robbiesan]

OP, Shandyr = of Ten Towns?