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Your favourite cheesy one liners?


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I just happened to stumble across some random Steven Seagal movie which had this great line, "I'm gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank!" LOL. And I'm also a fan of Arnold's, "remember when I said I'd kill you last, I lied." 

 

So what are your favourite cheesy one liners?


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Anything by Arnold Schwarzenegger


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Probably my favorite.


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That movie should have been called, "Cheesy One Liners with Batman and Friends."

 

 

^TheChris posted that the other day. Its the extended edition. 


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"Your Ego is writing cheques your body can't cash"

Works great for Champions. I modify it to "Your CHA is writing cheques your CON can't cash" for D&D.
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

"I kick ass for the Lord!"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"Your move, creep."

"Morning."

And many, many more. I like to update my status with them; because I'm bored and have no imagination.
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"Are you a Mexican, or a Mexican't?"

 

That line is so cheesy, you drip it over your nachos before eating them when you watch that movie (Once Upon A Time In Mexico).


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LOL. I forgot about that. 

 


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"Are you a Mexican, or a Mexican't?"


Machete don't text.
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"Anyone else want to negotiate?"

"How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"

"Welcome to Earth!"

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"I'm smarter than you."

*Brutal decapitation*

"Yeah? Well I'm taller."

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN SON!

 


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"I thought Christmas only comes once a year" 

     - James Bond (Pierce Brosnan), The World Is Not Enough

 

And dozens of other bond puns, equally as bad as the above.  I think y'all get the point.

 


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Oh, any one-liner from Tommy Wiseau in The Room.
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Oh, any one-liner from Tommy Wiseau in The Room.

 

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All these mentions of Schwarzenegger but nothing involving The Running Man? That movie has most of his best lines!

 

*Ahnuld picks up man and throws him over a railing* "I'll give you a lift."

 

*Ahnuld kills dude with chainsaw* "He had to split".

 

*Ahnuld kills guy with fire* "What a hothead."


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All these mentions of Schwarzenegger but nothing involving The Running Man? That movie has most of his best lines!


Too many. Couldn't decide.

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Just watched this like a month ago.