
*pokes dead Banshee* Nothing yet...
Hm... *pokes dead banshee bravely with stick from cask*
Haha! *jumps out of cask on dead sutherland-banshee* Take! This! You! Abo! Min! Ation!
Eezo is the coolest Varren in the entirety of Mass Effect!
*pulls herself together again* I fell for... what was his name? Urz?
Those two were the only ones who weren't dead seconds after meeting Shep, anyways 

..Well, I see it was fun...
...fire, drunks fallen asleep under the tables, empty bottles...
*takes nearest half empty bottle and, despite her usual fastidiousness, chugs it and then tosses it aside*
Happy late 1000 DQ!
*suddenly she gets misty-eyed*
Oh, it feels like it was yesterday.. the day I walked into this tavern.
Weird sh*t happend ever since, but I've never regretted it.
..love ya all.
*goes to her secluded corner 'cause confession always makes her feel awkward*
And we love you, Dame! Even though you came late. As always.
DAME!! I saved some cake for you!

Weirder **** is bound to happen.
That's the most brutal dragon slaying I have ever witnessed. And it was great *hicups*
new avatar: dame greatly approves (+1000
)
Count me in. She's the hottest stachy maley elf eva!
*grabs hold of the bottle*

*also turns into a dumb doglover*
Who's the cutest dumb little doggie? Yes, yooooou are!
*grabs the bottle*
Edit:
So... multiquote is broken?
Edit 2:
No, it's not. Weird things happen.