You got that right. lol.
I am going to have ridiculous creepy dreams about the Miley chicken...Turkey thing? Idk
You could write a fanfic about it 
The creepy Miley chicken continued to shake it's arse at me, it's skin jiggling about in a mesmerizing way. I tried to look away but I couldn't. It was like watching somebody suck off a horse, or an old lady getting fisted.
My mouth went dry and my lips quivered. I licked them nervously, and feel myself moisten downstairs. I look around; nobody is here, it's just me and the Miley chicken.
I grab the chicken by its back legs, it keeps shaking and doesn't seem to comprehend. I begin to fondle, the skin all wet and sticky, not to mention cold.
I plunge my tongue into its large, dangly entrance...
.....
I dunno whats gotten into me lately 