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#2576
Orian Tabris
Posté 28 février 2015 - 01:39

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Someone just quoted me, when I hadn't gotten the chance to finish editing it. Confound it!

 

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#2577
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 01:44

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Edlin.  It's a thing!  Yes, I said edlin!  No school like old school!  Notepad is for pu... nancy boys.

 

But yo, I feel your pain all the same, so have a drink on me.


#2578
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 01:47

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Edlin.  It's a thing!  Yes, I said edlin!  No school like old school!  Notepad is for pu... nancy boys.

 

But yo, I feel your pain all the same, so have a drink on me.

 

Whaaaert, is edlin/Edlin?


#2579
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:19

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Someone just quoted me, when I hadn't gotten the chance to finish editing it. Confound it!

 

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My god, that gif is horrible. 

 

Thanks for reminding me I will have a hangover. 


#2580
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:30

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My god, that gif is horrible. 

 

Thanks for reminding me I will have a hangover. 

 

It wasn't supposed to be pleasant. It was supposed to capture my displeasure, and yes, my antipathy.


#2581
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 02:39

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It wasn't supposed to be pleasant. It was supposed to capture my displeasure, and yes, my antipathy.

Maybe I am not doing it right  :lol:

 

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#2582
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 03:28

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Whaaaert, is edlin/Edlin?

 

It's a text editor for MANLY MEN (WE'RE BUTCH!)  I was suggesting you pre-compose your posts in a text editor and ensure that is what you want before posting here since you have issues with people quoting you before you can proofread and make adjustments.

 

Real men use edlin and drink bud light!  Or... wait, crap, I think at least one of those is true.

 

Cheers!


#2583
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 03:34

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It's a text editor for MANLY MEN (WE'RE BUTCH!)  I was suggesting you pre-compose your posts in a text editor and ensure that is what you want before posting here since you have issues with people quoting you before you can proofread and make adjustments.

 

Real men use edlin and drink bud light!  Or... wait, crap, I think at least one of those is true.

 

Cheers!

 

Nah, I just sometimes don't finish a post, even if it looks finished. Mostly that's me forgetting to proofread first, but in this case, I had to check something first, though I still coulda just waited. I aslo come up with extra stuff after posting, which may or may not be due to proofreading.

 

Also, I was just joking when I said I was a manly man. I'm not muscly enough, not do my fingers look like they've worked a day week in their lives. Most manly men Australians would use terms like "bloke" and "young fella," but I hate when people talk like that.


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Posté 28 février 2015 - 05:27

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ALL IS FORGIVEN!!

 

Yep!  I went to Allers and almost kicked her off the ship, but then I relented.  Cannot punish her because I was a weak, weak man.  So instead, I went to Ash and confessed everything.  Her immediate reaction was a shockingly powerful punch to the ribcage that, had I not gotten that bone weave when I was going up against the collectors, would have surely broken a rib or two.  After that, we sat down and had a long talk and all is forgiven... once.  What a woman!  *swoon*  She even told me she was gonna give me a lap dance later, but bless her heart, she just doesn't have that kind of experience and didn't know  what to do, as you can see...

 

(spoilering the rest just to save this post from being stupidly long on screen)

 

Spoiler

 

Anyhoo, I'm happy and am gonna get plastered.


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#2585
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 06:37

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When what she should have been looking for was the inconspicuous beach ball slowly rolling towards Iron Roy!

 

*Silently rolls up and inks "DWARVEN GLORY" on Roy's forehead*

 

MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!  *rolls off*

 

 

Welcome back! 

*wakes up and groggily pushes self back up*
*stumbles to mirror*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VOLUS!! Cabot, get me a drink while I get this off my face.
 


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#2586
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 08:34

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*Shuffles into tavern like a zombie, falls over and smacks head on floor.*

 

Somebody get me a drink!!

 

Oh and just so we're clear... I remember nothing about last night/yesterday/today/whenever it was.. cept I woke up in a ditch with a chicken that had a strange resemblance to Miley Cyrus's head. :blink:

 

 

ALL IS FORGIVEN!!

 

Yep!  I went to Allers and almost kicked her off the ship, but then I relented.  Cannot punish her because I was a weak, weak man.  So instead, I went to Ash and confessed everything.  Her immediate reaction was a shockingly powerful punch to the ribcage that, had I not gotten that bone weave when I was going up against the collectors, would have surely broken a rib or two.  After that, we sat down and had a long talk and all is forgiven... once.  What a woman!  *swoon*  She even told me she was gonna give me a lap dance later, but bless her heart, she just doesn't have that kind of experience and didn't know  what to do, as you can see...

 

(spoilering the rest just to save this post from being stupidly long on screen)

 

Spoiler

 

Anyhoo, I'm happy and am gonna get plastered.

 

LOL!!

 

Yeah... she sucks at lapdances. You should have told her to at least take the armour off...

 

Well. After getting it on with cheap and nasty Allers and having drunken strap on sex with prothean dude.. among other silly fuckups I made in game, I suicided my Shep, downloaded the Genesis comic and made a new one who this time, is completely faithful and loyal to Liara.

 

To avoid any future indiscretions, I refused Allers onto my ship. Me and reporters do not get on.. and should never. ;)


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#2587
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 08:42

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

I <3 you Volus, buddy.


#2588
Orian Tabris
Posté 28 février 2015 - 08:59

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Drink every time you are outraged by the lack of Druffy sexual orientation outrage.


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#2589
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:01

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*wakes up and groggily pushes self back up*
*stumbles to mirror*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VOLUS!! Cabot, get me a drink while I get this off my face.
 

 

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#2590
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:11

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*Shuffles into tavern like a zombie, falls over and smacks head on floor.*

 

Somebody get me a drink!!

 

Oh and just so we're clear... I remember nothing about last night/yesterday/today/whenever it was.. cept I woke up in a ditch with a chicken that had a strange resemblance to Miley Cyrus's head. :blink:

 

 

Here, have this. Hands an espresso to HB.  Everybody stand back ....

 


#2591
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:16

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Here, have this. Hands an espresso to HB.  Everybody stand back ....

 

 

Coffee is the poor man's (and poor woman's) hot chocolate. And it goes with cookies better.


#2592
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:21

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everyone.

 

Coffee is the poor man's (and poor woman's) hot chocolate. And it goes with cookies better.

And I see, nothing has changed. You're still weird :P

 

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#2593
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:25

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Coffee is the poor man's (and poor woman's) hot chocolate. And it goes with cookies better.

 

Here, and whaddya know, I have some cookies left.  Do enjoy yourself  ;)

 

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#2594
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:25

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Oops, I meant to make it a bit more obvious I was referring hot chocolate going with cookies. I'd change it, but I've already been quoted (<---- this sentence sounds like a bad thing, like, "I'd have told the truth about having run over that guy, if I had not already been charged." xD).


#2595
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:27

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everyone.

 

And I see, nothing has changed. You're still weird :P

 

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Seriously, coffee tastes awful. In particular cold coffee.

 

Wanna know what else I don't like the taste of, that's apparently "not weird"? Cheesecake. Makes me feel physically ill... so does white chocolate (milk and dark don't and taste nice).


#2596
ravenesse
Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:35

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Aw, cheesecake and coffee! Mjam!

 

Hm... depends were the chocolate comes from. Different countries make very different kinds of chocolate.


#2597
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:36

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everyone.

 

And I see, nothing has changed. You're still weird :P

 

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#2598
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:43

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I mainly drink booze tea, and I don't like milk chocolate, only dark chocolate.  The rest of my family would inhale milk chocolate.  Slugs one down for Cullen and the Druffalo.


#2599
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:51

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.......... And one for the Cass thread that's still going strong.

 


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Posté 28 février 2015 - 10:08

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I shall get him back. In the meantime I still gotta get this paint off my face. SOLAS!

 

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everyone.

 

And I see, nothing has changed. You're still weird :P

 

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:D I don't think that will ever change. On the subject of coffee, chocolate, and cheesecake: I do not like coffee or tea (grumpy Solas tea face picture here). Mmmm white chocolate is my favorite chocolate with dark chocolate being my least favorite (everyone in my family LOVES the dark stuff, too bitter for me). Oddly enough I have my Inquisitor mug here full of hot white chocolate. If you don't like cheesecake we cannot be friends.

Cullen and the Druffalo LOL sounds like the name for a garage band or something. *drink*


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