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[Dieb]

Was it such a smart move to start a mock thread? I mean, what we want is people to look the OTHER way.

 

We're the Kansas City Shuffle of forumites.

 

I am also not drunk.

[ravenesse]

Was it such a smart move to start a mock thread? I mean, what we want is people to look the OTHER way.

 

I love it when people tell me what 'we' want.

Besides, constantly drunk people are famous for smart moves.

 

 

I am also not drunk.

And that might be the solution to the problem. Antialcoholic in the Drinkquisition. What are you doing here, thief?

[Dieb]

So you are telling me that douchebag guy with maze shaved into his sideburns on cable television was untruthfully telling me women want frogpeople hat enthusiasts to tell them what they really want?

 

I am drunk with love, now.

[Orian Tabris]

Aw, cheesecake and coffee! Mjam!

 

Hm... depends were the chocolate comes from. Different countries make very different kinds of chocolate.

 

Belgium makes the best praline chocolate! I could eat that up all day, if it weren't for a few things.

 

[Dieb]

thief

 

*clears throat* Besides, it's Captain Cakepants to you.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

*chortles into mug of mead*

[the Dame]

*wakes up and groggily pushes self back up*
*stumbles to mirror*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VOLUS!! Cabot, get me a drink while I get this off my face.
 

 

Good day, friends!

*enters the bar, looks at  lynroy face. For a few moment trying to act polite and mature, but fails miserably*

 

 

*through tears and laughter....*: I like your new vallaslin, lethallan!   

 

Cabot, start serving the drinks already! 

 

*takes her mug and starts to drink*

[ravenesse]

So you are telling me that douchebag guy with maze shaved into his sideburns on cable television was untruthfully telling me women want frogpeople hat enthusiasts to tell them what they really want?

 

I am drunk with love, now.

As long as those frogpeople keep their mouths shut while telling, yes.

 

*clears throat* Besides, it's Captain Cakepants to you.

Never, beloved thief.

 

 

Belgium makes the best praline chocolate! I could eat that up all day, if it weren't for a few things.

 

-snipsnip-

Exactly my opinion

I live so far in the west of Germany, I need 20 mins to get to Belgium. And the Netherlands, for that matter.

But... the real belgium praline deal... I can eat two max. Stuffing stuff

 

Yeah, the dame is back in town!

*gives rum*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Good day, friends!

*enters the bar, looks at  lynroy face. For a few moment trying to act polite and mature, but fails miserably*

 

 

*through tears and laughter....*: I like your new vallaslin, lethallan!   

 

Cabot, start serving the drinks already! 

 

*takes her mug and starts to drink*

OOL !!!!

Oh yeah, sure. Laugh it up! That's the last time I pass out at the bar. Dammit, where is that pointy-eared bastard? I really gotta get this off my face, have some Orlesians I gotta play nice with. Might have to convince them that it's just my regular Vallaslin and they are the ones seeing things.

[Dieb]

Oh, you.

 

Have a great day everyone. I shall charge up my productivity bar, so I can properly destroy it in a few hours.

 

 

You damn right I said "bar".

[ravenesse]

OOL !!!!

Oh yeah, sure. Laugh it up! That's the last time I pass out at the bar. Dammit, where is that pointy-eared bastard? I really gotta get this off my face, have some Orlesians I gotta play nice with. Might have to convince them that it's just my regular Vallaslin and they are the ones seeing things.

Drink everytime someone says something like that.

And: No, it wasn't. I'm sure.

Mead's on me, Iron Roy.

[the Dame]

Drink everytime someone says something like that.

And: No, it wasn't. I'm sure.

 

Mead's on me, Iron Roy.

 

Good idea! 

So many people lack self-awareness these days! 

 

*eagerly drinks her mead*

 

 

*Volus rolls in*  I got pizza!  Double pepperoni for everybody plus one veggie pizza just in case.  Druffy "Holmes" Druffalo said he's got the bill in appreciation of someone from the DrinkQuisition forwarding his contact information to "Pornstars R Us" 

 

Snacks! Pizza! Harray!

Someone else's paying!

Let's get hammered!

[Paragonslustre]

Was it such a smart move to start a mock thread? I mean, what we want is people to look the OTHER way.

 

We're the Kansas City Shuffle of forumites.

 

I am also not drunk.

 

It was mockulatory?

 

Ooh pizza!  How about a new bar snack for the 'Rest.  Druffalo wings 

[Orian Tabris]

Snacks! Pizza! Harray!

Someone else's paying!

Let's get hammered!

 

I'll help!

 

Which kind would you like?

 

This?

Spoiler

 

Or this?

Spoiler

[Paragonslustre]

Yeah, Druffalo wings.  We can recycle HB's MileyChicken.

 

[ravenesse]

Yeah, Druffalo wings.  We can recycle HB's MileyChicken.

 

Don't call for it, dammit!

[the Dame]

I'll help!

 

Which kind would you like?

 

This?

Spoiler

 

Or this?

Spoiler

 

 

 

It can be this:

Spoiler

 

or this:

Spoiler

 

aaand I'm OOL.

[Paragonslustre]

Don't call for it, dammit!

 

 

 

ETA:  HB, is that you in there?

[the Dame]

*comes back from Druffy's thread and, while saying nothing, moves to further barstool from the certain druffalo-mating expert...*

 

ETA: *...then notices elf*

 

OK, I better get in touch with Adan and Mother Giselle.

We need help. I'll even donate all elfroot.

Modifié par dame Tasmit, 28 février 2015 - 12:04 .

[Paragonslustre]

LOL.

 

Cheers for that coffee Paragon... would've preferred something a lil stronger, though. Nevermind. *Spikes own drink with rum*.

 

@ Rivaini and everyone else who's scared of the chicken: Don't worry, you're safe. I left it in the ditch I woke up on, for the vultures. Wish I had've kept the head though, and put it on a pike.. would've made an excellent decoration for this tavern, don't you think?

 

Man this is not my day.. grabbed a can out of the fridge, dropped it.. hoping that maybe I'd get lucky and it won't fizz up.. so anyway, open her up and bang coke and rum all over my pants.

 

Somebody get me another drink please, and make it a double.

 

[the Dame]

Uh.... I know this is gonna sound odd, but may I lick your pants??