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#2651
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What can I say... I like my HB best when heated up. If that's a term. If not... I make it one.


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#2652
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As I said. ****** trendsetter :D

 

And I'll stick with the dame, if that's okay with her :)

 

Oh, of course, of course!

Have a sit! Take a drink!

I'm not certain it's okay with me, but...

 

..and you absolutely trendsetter, I'm proud to know you :D


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#2653
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What can I say... I like my HB best when heated up. If that's a term. If not... I make it one.

 

Oooh another trend. :lol: What am I to do with you?



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hey hey!  Welcome, Doc!  I'm OOL (out of likes) or I'd be liking  the crap out of you appearing in here :)  Be careful.... we have some weirdos in here!

 

Hehehe! I know, right?



#2655
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Oooh another trend. :lol: What am I to do with you?

And here we go again... Damn, it feels so good to be me :D

 

And just like that, a late edit. Cause I can.

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And here we go again... Damn, it feels so good to be me :D

 

And just like that, a late edit. Cause I can.

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You're lucky... cause I didn't catch that late edit in time.

 

Big Sister can watch me all she wants... better yet, she can join me. :lol: Or us?

 

Volus... now, I'd hate to go stereotypey and all but.. I have to ask. Are you a Yankee southerner? Cause I've noticed you use "y'all" and listen to country music, so...



#2657
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You're lucky... cause I didn't catch that late edit in time.

 

Big Sister can watch me all she wants... better yet, she can join me. :lol: Or us?

 

Volus... now, I'd hate to go stereotypey and all but.. I have to ask. Are you a Yankee southerner? Cause I've noticed you use "y'all" and listen to country music, so...

Sure, I'm a sucker for a big audience.

 

What if he is? Do we shoot him?


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#2658
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Nips in from BSN.

There's some chugworthy stuff out there.  Line 'em up Cabot and keep 'em coming.  Cheers all; lifts tankard and quaffs deeply.  Oh, while I was out looking for Michel de Chevin having a deep scalp massage, I came across this thing.  Tosses it to the Drinkquisitor.  Stubbed my fecking toe on it.

 

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#2659
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Sure, I'm a sucker for a big audience.

 

What if he is? Do we shoot him?

 

We'd better put on a good show then... give me a minute. I just need to grab the whipped cream, handcuffs, rope and duct tape...

 

Shoot my best buddy!! No way.. well, if he's inbred, maybe...

 

(KIDDING buddy)

 

 

Nips in from BSN.

There's some chugworthy stuff out there.  Line 'em up Cabot and keep 'em coming.  Cheers all; lifts tankard and quaffs deeply.  Oh, while I was out looking for Michel de Chevin having a deep scalp massage, I came across this thing.  Tosses it to the Drinkquisitor.  Stubbed my fecking toe on it.

 

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I imagine that's what people think to themselves when they click on this thread...



#2660
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We'd better put on a good show then... give me a minute. I just need to grab the whipped cream, handcuffs, rope and duct tape...

 

Shoot my best buddy!! No way.. well, if he's inbred, maybe...

 

(KIDDING buddy)

I'll never get all the fuzz that's been made about ****** in combination with whipped cream.

I get the rest, but whipped cream? Ugh. I mean, there's already enough fluid involved that can leave you sticky.

 

Pft, you don't have to be a southerner to be inbred ;)

 

 


I imagine that's what people think to themselves when they click on this thread...

This.



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Spoiler

 

Ewok steals children > Bigot steals gif > Bigot steals warning points from rest of BWF.



#2662
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Spoiler

 

Ewok steals children > Bigot steals gif > Bigot steals warning points from rest of BWF.

Badminton World Federation?



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I'll never get all the fuzz that's been made about ****** in combination with whipped cream.

I get the rest, but whipped cream? Ugh. I mean, there's already enough fluid involved that can leave you sticky.

 

Pft, you don't have to be a southerner to be inbred ;)

 

 

This.

 

To be honest... neither do I. In my experience... it was rather awkward. ;)

 

Besides, I don't need an excuse to run my mouth all over your body. :ph34r:

 

 

Spoiler

 

Ewok steals children > Bigot steals gif > Bigot steals warning points from rest of BWF.

 

Meh. Who cares... what are warning points, other than a number?

 

My being banned, at this point, seems non-existent. As long as I don't talk religion or politics, I'm untouchable.



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Volus... now, I'd hate to go stereotypey and all but.. I have to ask. Are you a Yankee southerner? Cause I've noticed you use "y'all" and listen to country music, so...

 

What if he is? Do we shoot him?

 

Shoot my best buddy!! No way.. well, if he's inbred, maybe...

 

(KIDDING buddy)

 

*looks up from sucking on Badonkadonk's pants*  Wot??

 

Midwestern, actually, not southern, though we share some traits.  Thankfully, I am not from the great State of Arkansas, so no, not inbred.

 

And get your minds out of the gutter, pervos!  I depants her before I started sucking the rum and coke out of 'em!   ... That just made it worse, didn't it?



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Spoiler

 

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*looks up from sucking on Badonkadonk's pants*  Wot??

 

Midwestern, actually, not southern, though we share some traits.  Thankfully, I am not from the great State of Arkansas, so no, not inbred.

 

And get your minds out of the gutter, pervos!  I depants her before I started sucking the rum and coke out of 'em!   ... That just made it worse, didn't it?

 

Hey, I told you to shape-shift into Anita Sarkeesian first!!

 

You did that, right? :blink:



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I may be a biotic god, but I'm not a wizard!  Sorry, you got a beach ball volus suckin' on your denim... 



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hey hey!  Welcome, Doc!  I'm OOL (out of likes) or I'd be liking  the crap out of you appearing in here :)  Be careful.... we have some weirdos in here!

 

what worries me  is that I have a weird relationship with drinking, so I don't drink much and despair never made me drink.



#2669
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To be honest... neither do I. In my experience... it was rather awkward. ;)

 

Besides, I don't need an excuse to run my mouth all over your body. :ph34r:

 

I really fell in love with you... until then:

 

I may be a biotic god, but I'm not a wizard!  Sorry, you got a beach ball volus suckin' on your denim... 



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I may be a biotic god, but I'm not a wizard!  Sorry, you got a beach ball volus suckin' on your denim... 

 

Who said it was denim? :blink:

 

 

what worries me  is that I have a weird relationship with drinking, so I don't drink much and despair never made me drink.

 

You're still welcome here, Doc.

 

You can fix our heads when we get too insane... and trust me, what you're seeing right now is nothing. :lol:


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#2671
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OH, we don't drink out of despair.  Well, wait, sometimes I do just to try to forget what those despair demons look like, but that's it.  We drink for merriment, camaraderie, and most of all for that wholesome honey scent!

 

SING IT, MaryDen!

 

 

EDIT:  @Lcubed:  Suede??


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#2672
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I really fell in love with you... until then:

 

****** please you don't have to be jealous :lol:

 

That is completely platonic.. he's just soaking up the wasted rum.



#2673
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Badminton World Federation?

 

Watch out! I'mma 'bout to turn hipster! Ignoring the fact that my glasses already sorta look hipster.

 

You see, you people talk about the "BSN," but how many of you were actually around for it? This is not the BioWare Social Network anymore. Now is the time for the BioWare Forums. And you are not BSNers. The BSN died out, February (14-26), 2014

 

In fact, it may have even been me that came up with the "BWF" acronym. I forget, but I definitely came up with the "BWFers". There is/was even a thread by Jessica Merizan, based on my acronym, discussing what we the people of this site should be called.

 

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#2674
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Watch out! I'mma 'bout to turn hipster! Ignoring the fact that my glasses already sorta look hipster.

 

You see, you people talk about the "BSN," but how many of you were actually around for it? This is not the BioWare Social Network anymore. Now is the time for the BioWare Forums. And you are not BSNers. The BSN died out, February (14-26), 2014

 

In fact, it may have even been me that came up with the "BWF" acronym. I forget, but I definitely came up with the "BWFers". There is/was even a thread by Jessica Merizan, based on my acronym, discussing what we the people of this site should be called.

 

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But that was interesting to know ;)


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#2675
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Drink!