F*ck these people! Seriously, these people do not understand how flyers work! They want me to add all of this to a flyer. Word for word. They are adamant about keeping it like it is; they won't let me condense it down into bullet points or anything.
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Please feel free to call me if you would like tickets for the Harvest Home Lunch this year. Alternatively you can contact -snip- on -snip-
Lunch tickets are just £16 for adults and £7 children. Many children of senior school age help serve lunch and then enjoy a free meal together with the other helpers. Perhaps there are members of your household who would like to help, do let me know if that is the case.
If you have young children please do not feel that it will prevent you from coming to the lunch. Child care will be available for children up to the age of 10 and there is a family seating area. Advance booking is required for the child care facility.
As seating is allocated it would be helpful if you could let me know the names of those in your party and any preferences you may have about seating, for example if you would like to be close to another group or indeed if you have any special needs such as a wheelchair.
A vegetarian option is available. To help with catering please confirm if any members of your group would like the vegetarian option.
Only 450 tickets are available and we always sell out so I would urge you to purchase your ticket as soon as possible.
If you cannot come to the lunch do feel free to join us at the Harvest Home field for the other activities that take place during the day such as the Church Service, Children’s races and Children’s entertainer.
There is a £5 admission charge for the evening entertainment but entrance is free to those who have purchased a lunch ticket or helped make the day possible. There is a strict policy with regard to alcohol which cannot be brought onto the site. If you are lucky enough to look under 21 you are advised to bring ID as bar staff will not serve anyone who is under age.
Hope to hear from you soon.
It's not even funny. How on earth am I suppose to add an essay to an A5 sheet of paper and call it design?!