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*sigh* Enough with the Game of Thrones references.
We should be referencing Spiderman!
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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#252
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Posté 08 février 2015 - 02:16
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So you choose to challenge me for mastery of my thread, eh? I give you 10 stars for gumption, pardner!
One drink to rule them all, One drink to find them,
One drink to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Scotland where the immortal lies.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
#253
Posté 08 février 2015 - 02:27
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So you choose to challenge me for mastery of my thread, eh? I give you 10 stars for gumption, pardner!
One drink to rule them all, One drink to find them,
One drink to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Scotland where the immortal lies.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Isn't that Lord of the Rings? Not Braveheart or Game of Throones?
#254
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Posté 08 février 2015 - 02:36
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It was a mash up of Middle Earth and Highlander.
#255
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Posté 08 février 2015 - 04:37
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I challenge you... as I am the *TRUE* master (or should I say mistress) of this thread...
True, you created it but I'm the one who makes it. 
Now... pass me some rum!
#256
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Posté 08 février 2015 - 05:21
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Gotta be honest, I think Lynroy could give you a run for your money. But yeah, probably one of you two... Course, all she has to do is overwhelm you with animated GIFs and you're down for the count. 
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#257
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Posté 08 février 2015 - 05:23
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Gotta be honest, I think Lynroy could give you a run for your money. But yeah, probably one of you two... Course, all she has to do is overwhelm you with animated GIFs and you're down for the count.
LOL... well I can always counter that with the mother****er of all GIFS....
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#259
Posté 08 février 2015 - 06:50
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Ooooo don't tempt me, bhsup! I always have a number of gifs ready to use. I wouldn't try to take over, bad things would happen if I did. We'd get lost, people would die, and next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants.
LOL... well I can always counter that with the mother****er of all GIFS....
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Lynroy is a she? Damn!
Damn straight, skippy! Just don't be too horrified by how I look...
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#260
Posté 08 février 2015 - 06:52
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Yay, more boobies! Swing 'em all, baby!
#261
Posté 08 février 2015 - 06:58
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sup just played 30 hours with zero banter
take 30 hours worth of shots
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#262
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Posté 08 février 2015 - 06:58
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Ooooo don't tempt me, bhsup! I always have a number of gifs ready to use.
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Damn straight, skippy! Just don't be too horrified by how I look...
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LOL you win cause you posted broodmother... nobody can resist the broodmother.
People on here mistake me for a dude as well.. must be a Drinkquisition thread poster thing. 
Yay, more boobies! Swing 'em all, baby!
The hardest part is figuring out which set to play with. But at least there's variety... how saggy do you like it?
Also, yet another rule: Every time we talk dirty in here we take a drink..
So that's three GIFS... thread derailed... and dirty talk.
*Unconscious*
Btw did I mention how much I love this thread?
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#263
Posté 08 février 2015 - 10:20
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Great, this game makes me so drunk, I just ordered the most expensive geek hoody in my life.
Hrhr, I'm female and so totally capable of multitasking. I'll play with all sets at once. With all usable bodyparts I've got And about the saggy part... as long as it doesn't hit me unconscious or choke me, I don't mind.
*drinks*
#264
Posté 08 février 2015 - 10:28
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LOL you win cause you posted broodmother... nobody can resist the broodmother.
*snip*
Btw did I mention how much I love this thread?
VICTORY DRINK!
As bhsup so eloquently put it:
Poor Cabot. I got the guy working round the clock at my Skyhold brewery to keep the mead flowing for this game.
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#265
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Posté 08 février 2015 - 02:45
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Great, this game makes me so drunk, I just ordered the most expensive geek hoody in my life.
Hrhr, I'm female and so totally capable of multitasking. I'll play with all sets at once. With all usable bodyparts I've got
*drinks*
Am I the only female that can't multi-task?
All sets at once... well, that sounds like gymnastics.
Crap, naked gymnastics with broodmother.. images in my brain... need...
Btw guys, which one is better? ^ suits the thread more but I'm really partial to...
Oh, the problems of life. *Drinks*
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#266
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Posté 08 février 2015 - 02:46
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Wait.. that was a blatantly false post. Should be RUM.
*Takes another*
*Takes another*
#267
Posté 08 février 2015 - 04:49
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Am I the only female that can't multi-task?
All sets at once... well, that sounds like gymnastics.
Crap, naked gymnastics with broodmother.. images in my brain... need...
Nope, you aren't. But as this is the Internet, everything thing is possible. 'Specially when it comes to naked gymnastics with broodmothers.
Figured again how different people are. Rushed through the ME 1 mainstory. Wasn't bad at all. But some thoughts:
Controls! (disgusted noise), those Mako 'controls' just killed me.
Why can't I romance Gallus? Or Wrex? Gosh, is there no interesting Love Interest for me? (dn)
That dialogue wheel is a troll! (Was that mentioned in the drinking rules?)
Why can't I become head of the stupid council?
Why is Shepard's head so small compared to rest of the body? (Was that mentioned in the drinking rules?)
Why so many fetch quests? I'm a ****** important Spectre!
And why can't I just punch, kill, behead everybody I meet?
Besides, Saren reminded me of Corypheus. Even had the same 'I grab you by the wrist and show you how much stronger and taller I am!'-moment, even with the same camera angle. Epic!. And the 'I'm dead but I burst alive again. Yay!'-thingy.
I need a lot of drinks
#268
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Posté 08 février 2015 - 05:50
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Wait. Am I the only guy in the DrinkQuisition?? I mean, I guess I'm okay with that, but if you ladies start doing goofy crap like peeing behind the car to see who can make the biggest puddle, I'm outta here!
Yeah, real happening when hanging out with gal pals back in the day. Among other things. Actually, it was enlightening as those gal pals taught me a huge life lesson about how there really isn't that much difference between men and women when they let their guard down. "I got better arc" or "My puddle is bigger"... it's all about pee!
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Posté 08 février 2015 - 06:34
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Yeah, I thought it was weird too, but is it really more bizarre than guys comparing arc?
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Posté 08 février 2015 - 06:43
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Ehm... nope, but I didn't know guys actually do that. The only pee related guy thing I know about is the 'who is brave enough to pee against the electronic fence'-game.
#272
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Posté 08 février 2015 - 06:53
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Yeah... only the idiots do that. Bravery isn't getting your nuggets zapped!
#273
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Posté 09 février 2015 - 01:01
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Nope, you aren't. But as this is the Internet, everything thing is possible. 'Specially when it comes to naked gymnastics with broodmothers.
Figured again how different people are. Rushed through the ME 1 mainstory. Wasn't bad at all. But some thoughts:
Controls! (disgusted noise), those Mako 'controls' just killed me.
Why can't I romance Gallus? Or Wrex? Gosh, is there no interesting Love Interest for me? (dn)
That dialogue wheel is a troll! (Was that mentioned in the drinking rules?)
Why can't I become head of the stupid council?
Why is Shepard's head so small compared to rest of the body? (Was that mentioned in the drinking rules?)
Why so many fetch quests? I'm a ****** important Spectre!
And why can't I just punch, kill, behead everybody I meet?
Besides, Saren reminded me of Corypheus. Even had the same 'I grab you by the wrist and show you how much stronger and taller I am!'-moment, even with the same camera angle. Epic!. And the 'I'm dead but I burst alive again. Yay!'-thingy.
I need a lot of drinks
LOL!!
That post right there, is a typical day in the life of the BSN.
So I hope you have a few bottles lying around...
Oh yeah. ME1 controls were horrid. I recall my first PT... I actually abandoned the game because I couldn't take it.. then for some reason I picked it up again and gave it a second chance. I eventually fell in love with it but that was because of the story, besides, for its time it was actually amazing.
After ME2 and ME3, however, I cannot bring myself to give the first one another run. I recommend play those two as well... so much better. Combat is actually beautiful, especially ME3.
Yeah romance options sucked LOL though I didn't mind me some blue girl... they improve in the next game and that's all I'm gonna say.
Wait. Am I the only guy in the DrinkQuisition?? I mean, I guess I'm okay with that, but if you ladies start doing goofy crap like peeing behind the car to see who can make the biggest puddle, I'm outta here!
Yeah, real happening when hanging out with gal pals back in the day. Among other things. Actually, it was enlightening as those gal pals taught me a huge life lesson about how there really isn't that much difference between men and women when they let their guard down. "I got better arc" or "My puddle is bigger"... it's all about pee!
I once went camping with this batsh*t insane woman... lucky it was pitch black at night otherwise I would have seen the most horrid thing.. I could smell this stench and she pipes up and says, "Don't mind me. I'm just taking a sh*t."
She was right there!! Lucky I didn't step on it LOL.
#274
Posté 09 février 2015 - 01:08
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LOL... well I can always counter that with the mother****er of all GIFS....
That's mine!!!1111!!!111!!
#275
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Posté 09 février 2015 - 01:13
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I once went camping with this batsh*t insane woman... lucky it was pitch black at night otherwise I would have seen the most horrid thing.. I could smell this stench and she pipes up and says, "Don't mind me. I'm just taking a sh*t."
She was right there!!
And now all I can think of is Dorian's line, "No one wants to admit they sh*t the bed." 
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