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#27951
Beren Von Ostwick

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This post is just a public service announcement for Donk.  I see your changed your name again, just wanted to remind you of the origins so you don't forget. :D

 

Spoiler

 

*drinks to doing his good deed for the day, just like his Cub Scout Den Mother Templar Knight-Commander taught him*



#27952
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I'm sorry, did you say something Beren? I was completely distracted by the Avvar guy...

I wonder what Cullen would look like in that outfit, sadly I suck at photoshop so not even going to try. Worst part is i don't even find Cullen attractive looking for a fictional game character, it's his personality that gets me lol. Alright, his eyes too.. so golden-brown, pretty.. Every time Cullen brings up needing to watch mages, and that they're dangerous I wish my character could say "you have pretty eyes." Like isabela in DA2 (and sacrastic Hawke in Mark of the Assassin saying it to isabela) to distract from the conversation, or bring it to a close.



#27953
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:lol:

 

My biggest dilemma isn't a matter of, "Noooooooo who should I save? :crying: "

 

But...

 

"Hmm which one should I kill? If I take out Kaiden, I don't have to put up with him hitting on me all the time.. but if I kill Ash, I can avoid getting preached to and lectured about aliens and ****. :whistle: "

 

*Runs away*

 

I like this system of sacrifice decision making.


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#27954
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I wish I had some screenshots of a hot lady character for Donk seeing as I post male characters a lot, but alas I only have my Inquisitor.



#27955
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I'm sorry, did you say something Beren?

 

Nothing important, dear, you just keep fixating on your Avvar. :D



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*Most eligible Bachelor Skyhold edition*  

 

Kara T.  Look at all these awesome MEN around me!  

 

Dorian:  I'm gay.  

 

IB:  I have my head stuck so far up the Qun I can't see straight.  

 

Cullen:  I am an forty year old virgin yet in a really cute in awesome way.  

 

Kara:  Hmmm...from many options to one.  


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I'm sorry, did you say something Beren? I was completely distracted by the Avvar guy...

I wonder what Cullen would look like in that outfit, sadly I suck at photoshop so not even going to try. Worst part is i don't even find Cullen attractive looking for a fictional game character, it's his personality that gets me lol. Alright, his eyes too.. so golden-brown, pretty.. Every time Cullen brings up needing to watch mages, and that they're dangerous I wish my character could say "you have pretty eyes." Like isabela in DA2 (and sacrastic Hawke in Mark of the Assassin saying it to isabela) to distract from the conversation, or bring it to a close.

 

*Whispers* Psst!!!

 

Spoiler

 

Cabot.. a glass of mind bleach please!! ;) (click, Ash. It's a lesbian issue, is all)


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#27958
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I thought Iron Bull's romance, minus the slight bdsm thing, was actually really sweet. You might try it, Foley.



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*Most eligible Bachelor Skyhold edition*  

 

Kara T.  Look at all these awesome MEN around me!  

 

Dorian:  I'm gay.  

 

IB:  I have my head stuck so far up the Qun I can't see straight.  

 

Cullen:  I am an forty year old virgin yet in a really cute in awesome way.  

 

Kara:  Hmmm...from many options to one.  

 

Poodle:  I'm over here!  Hey, right here!  Hellooooooooooooooooooo!  Ladies....

 

*giggles into mug, realizes it is empty, and goes to refill it*

 

EDIT:  GAH!  DONK!  *reaches into his pack for his Paragon PENIS kit*


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#27960
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Ummm... What the hell is going on?



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I thought Iron Bull's romance, minus the slight bdsm thing, was actually really sweet. You might try it, Foley.

To quote another friend of mine, he'd break poor Kara in half.  



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*ponders punching Donk for that one* I do not like seeing nakedness! also never re-hid a spoiler image that fast. it beats Dieb's one from way back..

 

 

To quote another friend of mine, he'd break poor Kara in half.  

 

Lies, he sleeps with elf servants already.



#27963
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Ummm... What the hell is going on?

 

Freaky... I mentioned you and you appeared!  What's going on is I refused to let there be a list of "Skyhold's most eligible bachelors" without you being represented.  I did you a solid!  *bro fist bump*

 

EDIT:  :lol:  In Donk's defense, it IS Donk.  We should know...


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#27964
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Ummm... What the hell is going on?

 

You don't want to know.

 

 

Freaky... I mentioned you and you appeared!  What's going on is I refused to let there be a list of "Skyhold's most eligible bachelors" without you being represented.  I did you a solid!  *bro fist bump*

 

"magic"


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*ponders punching Donk for that one* I do not like seeing nakedness! also never re-hid a spoiler image that fast. it beats Dieb's one from way back..

 

 

 

Lies, he sleeps with elf servants already.

 

:lol:

 

 

Freaky... I mentioned you and you appeared!  What's going on is I refused to let there be a list of "Skyhold's most eligible bachelors" without you being represented.  I did you a solid!  *bro fist bump*

 

Is Cass in that?

 

*Runs away*


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#27966
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*ponders punching Donk for that one* I do not like seeing nakedness! also never re-hid a spoiler image that fast. it beats Dieb's one from way back..

 

i shall elaborate: I will talk about it, write about it in great detail in my fiction writings but I do not want to see it. Now someone give me some brain bleach too...



#27967
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Is Cass in that?

 

*Runs away*

 

Grr...

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*hands StormQueen his PENIS kit (hey don't blame me, Paragon named the kit)*


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#27968
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:lol:

 

you can laugh! haha, I'm both appalled and cracking up laughing. Have some eyes.

 

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i shall elaborate: I will talk about it, write about it in great detail in my fiction writings but I do not want to see it. Now someone give me some brain bleach too...

 

All I can respond with is...

 

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... my ribs ache.



#27970
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:blink:  He looks like a Forsworn...

 

Okay, I gotta break the cycle and get outta here or I'll never get Dis to the Winter Palace.  Inquisition, ho!  *waves*



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:blink:  He looks like a Forsworn...

 

Okay, I gotta break the cycle and get outta here or I'll never get Dis to the Winter Palace.  Inquisition, ho!  *waves*

 

Later dude :lol: Have fun with Sera!!



#27972
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*picks self up from the floor after laughing so hard she fell out of her chair*

 

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#27973
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*unleashes angry Kirrah as the eyes just didn't cut it*

 

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*unleashes angry Kirrah as the eyes just didn't cut it*

 

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While it's an angry look.. it could also be perceived as "I wanna **** your brains out grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!" ;)

 

Yes, Donk's mind is in the gutter again.


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#27975
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*Whispers* Psst!!!

 

Spoiler

 

Cabot.. a glass of mind bleach please!! ;) (click, Ash. It's a lesbian issue, is all)

ughhhhhhh

 

have this Hon!

 

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