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#28301
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Lustre!!  hey,  I have a hypothetical for ya.  Would you be able to get by with just Cullen and Fairbanks?  Meaning no Michel in the mix?  Have to be honest with you, I don't think Dis is going to be able to defeat Imshael, and she really wants Suledin Keep...

 

*drinks to yet more hard choices for Dis*

 

 

Yeah Dis so can you just  ..... *Beren!!  For Feck's sake can you just turn those Druffy steaks over Sweet Maker!*  Right Dis, when you run in to Cullen can you just .... *Beren!!  Andraste's bunions, more bbq sauce!*  And Dis .... Fairbanks has the ..... *Beren!!  FFS get with the program!*  Dis ...... Dis.....!!  Sorry Beren, Michel, he has it all  :lol:


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#28302
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*Beren gets distracted yet again while on bbq duty...*

 

Uh, uh, HALP!

 

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#28303
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*stumbles in just in time to see Beren set himself on fire, grunts & pulls up one sleeve*

 

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Maker's breath, lad!

 

*yanks, maybe a little rougher than necessary*

 

Like blowing out a blasted candle.

 

*rewinds the chain and re-attaches the hook to the construction replacing his forearm; mutters some mild curses under his breath while Beren is lying in front of him, still slightly smouldering*

 

Never a dull moment, aye.


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#28304
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Smacks Dieb down to the ground and picks him up by the scruff ........ RUN MAN  .... RUN LIKE THE WIND .... SPARKLES ..... BERENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!  HOW THE FECK ARE WE GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO IRON ROY????? ``


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#28305
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Smacks Dieb down to the ground and picks him up by the scruff ........ RUN MAN  .... RUN LIKE THE WIND .... SPARKLES ..... BERENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!  HOW THE FECK ARE WE GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO IRON ROY????? ``

 

*drops an empty box of matches onto the floor*

 

It wasn't me!


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#28306
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*drops an empty box of matches onto the floor*

 

It wasn't me!

 

*tries keeping up with Lusty, watches Poodle drop the matches*

 

OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ALARMINGLY UNSAFE THIS IS?


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#28307
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*stumbles in just in time to see Beren set himself on fire, grunts & pulls up one sleeve*

 

Maker's breath, lad!

 

*yanks, maybe a little rougher than necessary*

 

Like blowing out a blasted candle.

 

*rewinds the chain and re-attaches the hook to the construction replacing his forearm; mutters some mild curses under his breath while Beren is lying in front of him, still slightly smouldering*

 

Never a dull moment, aye.

 

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Thanks, man!  That was a close one.

 

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Smacks Dieb down to the ground and picks him up by the scruff ........ RUN MAN  .... RUN LIKE THE WIND .... SPARKLES ..... BERENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!  HOW THE FECK ARE WE GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO IRON ROY????? ``

 

*drops an empty box of matches onto the floor*

 

It wasn't me!

 

*Eyes poodle...*   Well I know what I'm gonna say.


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#28308
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We ..... must never speak of this.  She'll kill us!


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#28309
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Is it just me, or would our Inquisitors make one hell of an 80s buddy action movie duo?


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*Wakes up only to find herself surrounded by flames* WTF has happened here!? *grabs her slightly charred staff and tries to make her way out using her ice spells*(because I'm not only a necromancer you know!)


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#28311
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*Wakes up only to find herself surrounded by flames* WTF has happened here!? *grabs her slightly charred staff and tries to make her way out using her ice spells*(because I'm not only a necromancer you know!)

 

Damnit!

 

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*misses Tragey, quickly re-winds the chain, realizing metal reacts to being inside fire for prolonged time*

 

ARGH DAMNIT!


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*tries keeping up with Lusty, watches Poodle drop the matches*

 

OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ALARMINGLY UNSAFE THIS IS?

 

What?! What?! I didn't do anything. *guilty face*


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#28313
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Is it just me, or would our Inquisitors make one hell of an 80s buddy action movie duo?

 

When you have nowhere else to turn, turn to.... THE B-TEAM!  *Cheezy theme music as we roll around in a black and red araval*

 

*Wakes up only to find herself surrounded by flames* WTF has happened here!? *grabs her slightly charred staff and tries to make her way out using her ice spells*(because I'm not only a necromancer you know!)

 

Oh ****!  Miss T!  Who else is still in there??


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#28314
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**Edmund doesn't move wishing the flames from the BBQ disaster burn him, grasping tightly a picture in his hand**

 

*Wailing* I finally discovered with whom was Cassandra betraying me...

 

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*Wakes up only to find herself surrounded by flames* WTF has happened here!? *grabs her slightly charred staff and tries to make her way out using her ice spells*(because I'm not only a necromancer you know!)

 

Sweet ToH!  Can you make it look like .... um ..... cool in here?  A free PENIS in it for you :D


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**Edmund doesn't move wishing the flames from the BBQ disaster burn him, grasping tightly a picture in his hand**

 

*Wailing* I finally discovered with whom was Cassandra betraying me...

 

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Ahaha! This is amazing.

 

...and slightly unnerving.

 

Any comment on that from you, Mr. B? (that's also your action movie nick name now, shut up)


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*Cough* I'm trying *casts cone of cold* StormQueen, if you're here a nice rain would be quite appreciated!

Wait a moment... I don't see Cabot, has someone seen him!?


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**Edmund doesn't move wishing the flames from the BBQ disaster burn him, grasping tightly a picture in his hand**

 

*Wailing* I finally discovered with whom was Cassandra betraying me...

 

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...  You and Cassie??

 

Ahaha! This is amazing.

 

...and slightly unnerving.

 

Any comment on that from you, Mr. B? (that's also your action movie nick name now, shut up)

 

No comment...

 

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*Cough* I'm trying *casts cone of cold* StormQueen, if you're here a nice rain would be quite appreciated!

Wait a moment... I don't see Cabot, has someone seen him!?

Screw Cabot, what about Sera?!


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#28319
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...  You and Cassie??

 

 

No comment...

 

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Screw Cabot, what about Sera?!

She's over there, throwing flasks of Frost trying to save the booze and looking for Donkson


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...  You and Cassie??

 

 

No comment...

 

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*hides the countless love letters and gifts Cassandra has given me*

 

Despicable. How could she? You deserve someone better.


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She's over there, throwing flasks of Frost trying to save the booze

 

THE BOOZE! *rushes into the fire and past the engulfed Cabot*


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#28322
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:( I had a cat attach itself to my head once. With it's claws. It's never fun when the latch on, wherever they do so.

Yeah. Cats can be pricks sometimes. But they can also be hilarious too.

One of my cats once snuck up behind my uncle on the back of the couch and played his bald head like a bongo drum. The cat didn't use his claws or anything, it was like a warning. It was extra funny because he kind of deserved it for bugging the cat all day. My whole family was stunned before they all burst into laughter. It was hilarious and they still tell the story at family gatherings.
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THE BOOZE! *rushes into the fire and past the engulfed Cabot*

Lol. Love it! Atleast someone has their priorities straight.

* Rushes into the bar and drags poodle out, grabbing a barrel of mead on the way out*
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#28324
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*Gasp* Iron Roy isn't still in the hospital bed is she?



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*Gasp* Iron Roy isn't still in the hospital bed is she?

Oh, Sh*t! Should I go back in and check?

I bet Solas already saved her butt anyways.