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[Lynroy: Final Edition]

I still don't know how I got out! haha, almost funny. I have been known to sleep walk but not known to take my table with me.

Working theory is Cullen, but I can't confirm as I only arrived after most everyone made it out.

[Ashaantha]

Works for me!

[Paragonslustre]

*Paragon mooches into the main hall*

What's going on here?  *Looks around and sighs in relief*  They made it!

 

Spoiler

 

Alright!  Cabot - I'll have a ........ *Paragon stops in mid sentence as the Main Hall becomes strangely silent*

 I ..... *she turns and locks eyes with The Will who is being held back by Solas*.

 

 

*Without breaking the stare, Paragon points to the corner, where a nano-second ago Beren, Dis and Sparkles were playing a round of Wicked Grace, now there are 3 spinning, empty bar stools an upturned tankard drips mead and a lone card flutters to the floor.*

 

It was them!!  BEHIND YOU!!!!

 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH ..... GET OUT OF THE WAY ROAMING!!!

 

[Ashaantha]

We found our culprit!

[Roamingmachine]

Okay, i have to share this as it is a burn so epic in proportions that i cringed in sympathy when it came up when i was playing Killzone 1 remake:

 

The setting (because it is really important to comprehend the full scale of the burn):

Captain Jan Templar, ISA Rapid Reaction Force.

Shadow Marshal "Luger"  (black ops)

 

They were dating at one time, but Luger ditched Templar like a dirty rag when she got the opportunity to join the Shadow Marshal program.

The assault boat they were traveling on crashed and they ended up tangled on the ground with Templar, momentarily blacked out, on top.

Templar has been b*itching about how Luger dumped him and if she has found someone else since then at every opportunity at this point in the game.

 

Templar: *waking up, finding himself on top of Luger* "Well, this brings back memories".

Luger: *deadpan voice* "What, you falling asleep on top me?"

Templar: ".....yeah."

 

 

 

I'm bored, felt like sharing. Deal with it. Preferably by drinking

[Paragonslustre]

Oh Sweet Maker, I've just caught up and haven't laughed so much in ages.  Honestly I could visualise it!  Dazzle pulling up her skirts to rescue the shoes and Bull striding triumpantly out carrying Sera and Cabot ....... Hahahahahahahahahah!  *wipes away tears of mirth*  and then the after-bonfire marshmallow and sausage-fest - why do I always miss the parties!  The DQ is the best, *raises tankard to everyone*.

 

OK, just to clear up a few things, Ash - as I was trying to escape running for the water bucket to put out the fire, I noticed that Solas had cast Barrier over you and your fort and then Cullen pushed it out with you inside.  You were sleeping, I checked you for smoke inhalation but you were drooling and giggling so I figured you were OK so you can stop pointing that staff at my left butt cheek.

 

IR, you can stop aiming at me now - I've spoken to Gatsi and he's already poring over the Herald's Rest blue prints, he's given Dazzle the job of redecorating but I reckon he's regretting it now, as I passed them he was frowning and I heard her say something like 'less straw more chintz'.  Oh, and I've already donated some gold from the sale of my PENIS' as I feel partially responsible for distracting Beren the BBQ king.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Sorry Paragon, I'm OOL again, have this cute Miranda upvote instead (Yvonne Strahovski will always be Miranda for me)

 

I can donate some skulls for the decorations but I don't think Dazzle will approve...

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Oh Sweet Maker, I've just caught up and haven't laughed so much in ages. Honestly I could visualise it! Dazzle pulling up her skirts to rescue the shoes and Bull striding triumpantly out carrying Sera and Cabot ....... Hahahahahahahahahah! *wipes away tears of mirth* and then the after-bonfire marshmallow and sausage-fest - why do I always miss the parties! The DQ is the best, *raises tankard to everyone*.

OK, just to clear up a few things, Ash - as I was trying to escape running for the water bucket to put out the fire, I noticed that Solas had cast Barrier over you and your fort and then Cullen pushed it out with you inside. You were sleeping, I checked you for smoke inhalation but you were drooling and giggling so I figured you were OK so you can stop pointing that staff at my left butt cheek.

IR, you can stop aiming at me now - I've spoken to Gatsi and he's already poring over the Herald's Rest blue prints, he's given Dazzle the job of redecorating but I reckon he's regretting it now, as I passed them he was frowning and I heard her say something like 'less straw more chintz'. Oh, and I've already donated some gold from the sale of my PENIS' as I feel partially responsible for distracting Beren the BBQ king.

We'll see.

[Ashaantha]

Oh Sweet Maker, I've just caught up and haven't laughed so much in ages.  Honestly I could visualise it!  Dazzle pulling up her skirts to rescue the shoes and Bull striding triumpantly out carrying Sera and Cabot ....... Hahahahahahahahahah!  *wipes away tears of mirth*  and then the after-bonfire marshmallow and sausage-fest - why do I always miss the parties!  The DQ is the best, *raises tankard to everyone*.

 

OK, just to clear up a few things, Ash - as I was trying to escape running for the water bucket to put out the fire, I noticed that Solas had cast Barrier over you and your fort and then Cullen pushed it out with you inside.  You were sleeping, I checked you for smoke inhalation but you were drooling and giggling so I figured you were OK so you can stop pointing that staff at my left butt cheek.

 

IR, you can stop aiming at me now - I've spoken to Gatsi and he's already poring over the Herald's Rest blue prints, he's given Dazzle the job of redecorating but I reckon he's regretting it now, as I passed them he was frowning and I heard her say something like 'less straw more chintz'.  Oh, and I've already donated some gold from the sale of my PENIS' as I feel partially responsible for distracting Beren the BBQ king.

 

*puts staff away* ok, you can get off scot-free this time

Poor Beren probably would have burnt the food anyway, he didn't need help to make him set it on fire. Just sayin'

 

Can't believe I slept through it

[Ashaantha]

How I picture lynroy right now..

 

[Paragonslustre]

Paragon, I have wonderful news!!  Dis did it, by the stone, she did it, and without running out of healing potions or having to reload.  You don't have to worry about having StormQueen laser chain lightning his name off your left butt cheek now!  Michel is safe...

 

 

EDIT:  Alexia?  What in the blazes is that??

 

*Hi-5's Beren, Lo-5's Dis.*

 Man, you guys are the best *pats left butt cheek* I thank you from the heart of my bottom.

 

Oh, I didn't know that you could only put 2 vids on one post.  Well, here is the other one.  Check out the guy carrying the box on the left - the one with the ferret in his pants 

 

Spoiler

 

Drat, that had so much potential too...

 

Ha!  Thwarted!!  

 

Sorry Paragon, I'm OOL again, have this cute Miranda upvote instead (Yvonne Strahovski will always be Miranda for me)

 

I can donate some skulls for the decorations but I don't think Dazzle will approve...

 

She might if you put glitter on them!  Yeah, I'm OOLs too ... sucks.

 

We'll see.

 

Aw, come on IR.  I saved your Snoufleur trophy from the fire, there ain't a mark on it!

 

OK, it's TW3 time.  Later DQ. *Upends tankard, grabs a sausage and heads out*

[Inverse_Twilight]

Oh Sweet Maker, I've just caught up and haven't laughed so much in ages. Honestly I could visualise it! Dazzle pulling up her skirts to rescue the shoes and Bull striding triumpantly out carrying Sera and Cabot ....... Hahahahahahahahahah! *wipes away tears of mirth* and then the after-bonfire marshmallow and sausage-fest - why do I always miss the parties! The DQ is the best, *raises tankard to everyone*.

OK, just to clear up a few things, Ash - as I was trying to escape running for the water bucket to put out the fire, I noticed that Solas had cast Barrier over you and your fort and then Cullen pushed it out with you inside. You were sleeping, I checked you for smoke inhalation but you were drooling and giggling so I figured you were OK so you can stop pointing that staff at my left butt cheek.

IR, you can stop aiming at me now - I've spoken to Gatsi and he's already poring over the Herald's Rest blue prints, he's given Dazzle the job of redecorating but I reckon he's regretting it now, as I passed them he was frowning and I heard her say something like 'less straw more chintz'. Oh, and I've already donated some gold from the sale of my PENIS' as I feel partially responsible for distracting Beren the BBQ king.

Yeah, that was a crazy day.Lol. I thought you guys would like the Bull to the rescue bit.

And I am glad that our home will be rebuilt, but I am a little worried about giving Dazzle so much freedom to do her decorating. As long as it is not ALL pink, I guess I could live with it.

And now I am off to bed. Talk to you guys later.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

*Hi-5's Beren, Lo-5's Dis.*
Man, you guys are the best *pats left butt cheek* I thank you from the heart of my bottom.

Oh, I didn't know that you could only put 2 vids on one post. Well, here is the other one. Check out the guy carrying the box on the left - the one with the ferret in his pants

Spoiler

Ha! Thwarted!!


She might if you put glitter on them! Yeah, I'm OOLs too ... sucks.


Aw, come on IR. I saved your Snoufleur trophy from the fire, there ain't a mark on it!

OK, it's TW3 time. Later DQ. *Upends tankard, grabs a sausage and heads out*

I'll judge the lot of you later. Still going through the charred rubble.

[Ashaantha]

Mass effect2  is killing me. But I really want to finish one playthrough before hitting DAI again, however the DAI shortcut is sitting there making very beckoning and tantalizingly suggestive gestures to make me click it instead.

[Roamingmachine]

Mass effect2  is killing me. But I really want to finish one playthrough before hitting DAI again, however the DAI shortcut is sitting there making very beckoning and tantalizingly suggestive gestures to make me click it instead.

 

ME2 is hard or...? 

 

[Ashaantha]

Hard? no, I do keep doing stupid stuff though , 2nd shooter game ! (first was ME1 which i finished the other day) haha. I'm getting the hang of it. I do die a lot, but as I said, stupid things I do.. like rush headlong at a shielded and armoured mech.. not my brightest moment, got a rocket to the face for my troubles

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Remember Ash, stay behind cover and hold the line!

Spoiler

[Ashaantha]

But running headlong at armoured mechs is more fun!!!

 

Alright, alright.. lol . Reminds me of how I play DAI though, rush in and throw some lightning, then figure out if that was a good idea or not haha

[Roamingmachine]

But running headlong at armoured mechs is more fun!!!

 

Alright, alright.. lol . Reminds me of how I play DAI though, rush in and throw some lightning, then figure out if that was a good idea or not haha

 

Ah, the joys of being a vanguard

 

You are playing a vanguard.....right?

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

But running headlong at armoured mechs is more fun!!!

 

Alright, alright.. lol . Reminds me of how I play DAI though, rush in and throw some lightning, then figure out if that was a good idea or not haha

As a vanguard, I have to approve

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Ah, the joys of being a vanguard

You are playing a vanguard.....right?

Vanguard is the only way to play. CHAAAAAAARRRRRGEEE

[Ashaantha]

Ah, the joys of being a vanguard

 

You are playing a vanguard.....right?

 

As a vanguard, I have to approve

 

Vanguard is the only way to play. CHAAAAAAARRRRRGEEE

 

... Well the much saddest part. I'm not a vanguard

In retrospect, I should have chosen that. I chose to be a squishy instead. So headfirst at armoured mech usually means Ash dies.. It's the thought that counts.

 

Edit: don't judge me! I'm playing this blind, no reading up at all! Kinda, making it up as I go along.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

You still have biotic powers, right?

[Roamingmachine]

... Well the much saddest part. I'm not a vanguard

In retrospect, I should have chosen that. I chose to be a squishy instead. So headfirst at armoured mech usually means Ash dies.. It's the thought that counts.

 

Edit: don't judge me! I'm playing this blind, no reading up at all! Kinda, making it up as I go along.

 

 

Oh dear.

 

To be fair, the class that could charge in and wreck anything and everything in ME1 WAS adept.

<---- My canon adept Shepard circa ME1. 

[Ashaantha]

Engineer, sorry, not adept. I'm not doing too badly when I do things right, and safely lol.

 

i have an attack drone, that count? haha *sighs* I'm having fun, that's all that matters. Only on normal difficulty too so not a huge issue.