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so what do you think would happen in inquisition if the inquisitor was drunk the entire time?


Cassandra's disgusted noise would be heard throughout the mountains
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#28927
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I've just found this on Facebook, ready for the massive flaming?

 

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That only tells me once more, you can snip not only whole characters, but literally anything out of a game, and people will market it for you.

 

Now after the occurence #353, would anybody PLEASE take a moment to sit down, and REALLY think about how insane the concept of "free micro DLC" directly after release is?

 

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Because it is, quite insane.



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Hey guys, Just finished catching up.

 

Here's my thoughts on what has been going on:

 

Oh come on.. what have you people got against the Miley chicken!? :lol:

 

You're lucky you weren't around when I was obsessed with it. ;)

Is that a serious question?! It is an unholy demon spawn! Lol.

 

*shudders at the thought of it being on every page*

 

It's easy to be obsessed with Sera, she's awesome! *drinks to singing the Seranade*

Sera is the best and I am pretty smitten too. :) *Drinks to singing the Seranade too*

 

Heres a cute pic for you FemHawke:

 

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*Excitedly grabs her copy of "Salt and Dr. Pepper: A better love story than Twilight"*

Omg, Donk, now you have to write it! It has a title now...lol.

 

Meanwhile, inside Dieb's head...

 

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"I enjoy darkness. Tee-heh!

 

Oh, of course I could never have werewolves slaughter the elves at camp, and then turn around and convince the remaining elves in the woods that they brought their clan's death upon themselves. But... tee-hee, let's just say "Paris" did it. Oopsy!

 

And it was such an intense moment - which I kind of loved.

 

LOVED. Mmmmmh."

Lol. Dazzle will never get past her Disney princess persona. She will forever be our adorable princess.

 

For Donkson. If only she was awake right now.

Usually helmets hide, but daaaaang, Sera in the swooshy hat is like the Bud Light "Woman in a Cowboy Hat" commercial. http://www.dailymoti...wboy-hat_news …

 

Sera in a cowboy hat would be so hot! *starts to drool a bit, but catches herself before anyone sees and snaps her mouth shut*

 

Must put Sera in a swooshy hat and take a million pics.



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It's also that some paintings look incredible large, but then just don't work as an avatar, like the Ariel one I tried first. 
 
But I really enjoy Alternative Rapunzel! Planning on keeping her for a while. :)


Forgot to say so earlier but really digging the new avatar Dazzle! Super cute, cheers! *raises drink*

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Out of likes but wanted to say that is an adorable screenshot of Sera, thanks Verse :-D
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#28931
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Lol. Dazzle will never get past her Disney princess persona. She will forever be our adorable princess.

 

 

Now that's the truth. I'll be a lover of princesses and Disney for the rest of my life, and I don't care who tries to tell me different! 


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Forgot to say so earlier but really digging the new avatar Dazzle! Super cute, cheers! *raises drink*

 

Thank you! I keep on forgetting that I changed it and surprise myself. But honestly, she's my favourite of my avatars to date!



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Out of likes but wanted to say that is an adorable screenshot of Sera, thanks Verse :-D

You're very welcome. I will never get tired of posting Sera screenshots. I just figured out how to get the best ones during cutscenes, so there are likely going to be more pics blowing up the Sera thread soon. :)



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OH MY GOD the darn DLC pack has two Avvar tribal armors.

 

I am about to become part of the problem.


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OH MY GOD the darn DLC pack has two Avvar tribal armors.

 

I am about to become part of the problem.

Wait..that was a real thing? I thought someone was just trolling.



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Remember how I said I'd look every humanoid enemy in the face at the beginning of a fight in Tactics, to make it more intense?

I shall never do that sh*t again:

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Then again, maybe the guy just saw the present Sera sent him incoming:

 

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I rather like this shot of my FemBro / lil sister by another mother - she looks very heroic! Also, I didn't even realize her hair moved that much,

 

 

Wait..that was a real thing? I thought someone was just trolling.

 

http://www.dragonage...ls-of-the-avvar


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#28937
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Remember how I said I'd look every humanoid enemy in the face at the beginning of a fight in Tactics, to make it more intense?

I shall never do that sh*t again:

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Then again, maybe the guy just saw the present Sera sent him incoming:

 

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I rather like this shot of my FemBro / lil sister by another mother - she looks very heroic! Also, I didn't even realize her hair moved that much,

 

 

 

http://www.dragonage...ls-of-the-avvar

WTH is that?! Kill it with fire! and arrows! and blades! Lol. That is some nightmare sh*t right there...

 

Also I checked out the DLC and I probably won't buy it.



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WTH is that?! Kill it with fire! and arrows! and blades! Lol. That is some nightmare sh*t right there...

 

Also I checked out the DLC and I probably won't buy it.

 

I'd buy it if they gave me the two armor sets included with something else, like more weapon schematics or actual content.

 

I just don't give a rat's behind about the mounts or the goddamn Keep curtains.


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#28939
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I'd buy it if they gave me the two armor sets included with something else, like more weapon schematics or actual content.

 

I just don't give a rat's behind about the mounts or the goddamn Keep curtains.

I would get it if they gave us more weapon schematics and useful items. I don't see the point in giving us mounts, most people I know don't even use them. I know I never use them because I want to get banter.

 

It just seems like a cash grab to me and I am not falling for it.



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I'd buy it if they gave me the two armor sets included with something else, like more weapon schematics or actual content.

I just don't give a rat's behind about the mounts or the goddamn Keep curtains.

Oh I am all over new curtains. Yes please, give me all the decor!

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I would get it if they gave us more weapon schematics and useful items. I don't see the point in giving us mounts, most people I know don't even use them. I know I never use them because I want to get banter.

It just seems like a cash grab to me and I am not falling for it.

definitely not getting it. I save my cash for extra story, not items.
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#28942
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Saw that there was an Avaar item pack DLC, bought said DLC. Bioware! Shut up and take my money! *downs drink in one swig*

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You know what I don't get about the Sera hate (today) ?

 

It just occured to me, despite all the buzz about her supposed raging narrow-mindedness and demanding bad morals, she's actually pretty low maintenance. The only things you can do that really get you on her bad side, is deliberately harming "little people". My character is a classic cynical bastard with a heart of gold; which I'm assuming lots of people are going with, since it enables you to make morally comfortable decisions and still be "cool" about it.

 

I wonder what you have to do to really make her as annoying as people make her out to be, without being a particularly singular brand of weirdo Inquisitor.



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You know what I don't get about the Sera hate (today) ?

 

It just occurred to me, despite all the buzz about her supposed raging narrow-mindedness and demanding bad morals, she's actually pretty low maintenance. The only things you can do that really get you on her bad side, is deliberately harming "little people". My character is a classic cynical bastard with a heart of gold; which I'm assuming lots of people are going with, since it enables you to make morally comfortable decisions and still be "cool" about it.

 

I wonder what you have to do to really make her as annoying as people make her out to be, without being a particularly singular brand of weirdo Inquisitor.

I think a lot of the hate has to do with her views on elves and their culture. But I kind of agree with her. Dalish don't really know what happened, all their culture is passed down and based on hearsay.

 

And I've never had Sera hate me. She always falls in love with my Quizzy. I think you would have to actively try to get her to hate you.



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You know what I don't get about the Sera hate (today) ?

It just occured to me, despite all the buzz about her supposed raging narrow-mindedness and demanding bad morals, she's actually pretty low maintenance. The only things you can do that really get you on her bad side, is deliberately harming "little people". My character is a classic cynical bastard with a heart of gold; which I'm assuming lots of people are going with, since it enables you to make morally comfortable decisions and still be "cool" about it.

I wonder what you have to do to really make her as annoying as people make her out to be, without being a particularly singular brand of weirdo Inquisitor.

I adore Sera now, but I used to really dislike her because I had trouble understanding her. Even with subtitles I didn't comprehend a majority of our conversations.

I also thought she was brash and immature. But now she's like a little sister to me!

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You know what I don't get about the Sera hate (today) ?

It just occured to me, despite all the buzz about her supposed raging narrow-mindedness and demanding bad morals, she's actually pretty low maintenance. The only things you can do that really get you on her bad side, is deliberately harming "little people". My character is a classic cynical bastard with a heart of gold; which I'm assuming lots of people are going with, since it enables you to make morally comfortable decisions and still be "cool" about it.

I wonder what you have to do to really make her as annoying as people make her out to be, without being a particularly singular brand of weirdo Inquisitor.

From what I've seen with sera she also takes disapproval hits if you do dalish stuff or anything 'elfy'. But I think what really gets people is right after the solasmance breakup and when you go talk to her about it, she laughs about the dalish vallaslin. And the well of sorrows stuff. Eh shrugs

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I think a lot of the hate has to do with her views on elves and their culture. But I kind of agree with her. Dalish don't really know what happened, all their culture is passed down and based on hearsay.

 

And I've never had Sera hate me. She always falls in love with my Quizzy. I think you would have to actively try to get her to hate you.

 

I will say, if not wearing shoes, old exclusive language and having facial tattoos, are the equivalents to baggy jeans, bad English and, well, facial tattoos; then I can kind of relate to where she's coming from.



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I think a lot of the hate has to do with her views on elves and their culture. But I kind of agree with her. Dalish don't really know what happened, all their culture is passed down and based on hearsay.

And I've never had Sera hate me. She always falls in love with my Quizzy. I think you would have to actively try to get her to hate you.

if you play very strict and cold, then she's not fond of you...

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Beren crawls down to the Skyhold basement, sweat streaming off of him*  Maker's breath, it's like The Western Approaches, but with humidity!  91F, accuweather "realfeel" 99F, but you know what?  Lawn is mowed, edged, and trimmed.  YOU SUCK, HEAT MISER!

 

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*Beren uncorks his lyrium to take a sip, pauses, recorks it, and hollers for Cabot*

 

Beren:  Cabot, long island iced tea, stat!  Just because your bar burned doesn't mean you don't still need to serve drinks!  *mutters 'feckin' dwarf' *

Cabot:  Kiss my stone blessed ***.  I'm heading to The Rusted Horn.  The Dame is paying me more than you hosers could.

Beren:  But my room isn't ready there yet!  Who is going to serve me drinks until I can migrate there??

Cabot:  *pisses into a mug and tosses it to Beren before heading out*  Suck on that, asschab.

Beren:  :crying:


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Beren crawls down to the Skyhold basement, sweat streaming off of him* Maker's breath, it's like The Western Approaches, but with humidity! 91F, accuweather "realfeel" 99F, but you know what? Lawn is mowed, edged, and trimmed. YOU SUCK, HEAT MISER!

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*Beren uncorks his lyrium to take a sip, pauses, recorks it, and hollers for Cabot*

Beren: Cabot, long island iced tea, stat! Just because your bar burned doesn't mean you don't still need to serve drinks! *mutters 'feckin' dwarf' *
Cabot: Kiss my stone blessed ***. I'm heading to The Rusted Horn. The Dame is paying me more than you hosers could.
Beren: But my room isn't ready there yet! Who is going to serve me drinks until I can migrate there??
Cabot: *pisses into a mug and tosses it to Beren before heading out* Suck on that, asschab.
Beren: :crying:

*slides over with a smile and an ice cold glass of long island iced tea* don't you worry, Ber. I gotcha covered.
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