After careful deliberation, my only reasonable response to this email is "eat my entire ass". #thatkindofday
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After careful deliberation, my only reasonable response to this email is "eat my entire ass". #thatkindofday
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Loved it
I said earlier today my daughter gave me conjunctivitis. Highly contagious eye infection. It's making my eyes blurrier then they are without glasses. Not to mention being sore, itchy and raw. THIS IS HELL!
Though yeah I'm a little tired too. And have a throat infection *thanks daughter for that too*
ME2 is not quite finished, I took a little break. Need a shower to clear my eyes up a bit then will be back to it.
I must have skimmed over that bit. bleurgh, not fun.
I said earlier today my daughter gave me conjunctivitis. Highly contagious eye infection. It's making my eyes blurrier then they are without glasses. Not to mention being sore, itchy and raw. THIS IS HELL!
Though yeah I'm a little tired too. And have a throat infection *thanks daughter for that too*
ME2 is not quite finished, I took a little break. Need a shower to clear my eyes up a bit then will be back to it.
Oh no! I'm sure your daughter is lovely, but those little monsters bring in everything contagious!
I hate puns. I'm known among my friends for hating puns. This made me laugh. I almost lost my drink.
I can think of quite something you don't hate.

"I shall call it... The Pyjamustache. Ladies?"
I said earlier today my daughter gave me conjunctivitis. Highly contagious eye infection. It's making my eyes blurrier then they are without glasses. Not to mention being sore, itchy and raw. THIS IS HELL!
I am awfully sorry to hear that. I hope you both are recovering from it rather swiftly.
Does tearing up help? Cause I could tell a joke, or attempt to salsa dance any time you commanded me to.
I can think of quite something you don't hate.
"I shall call it... The Pyjamustache. Ladies?"
I am awfully sorry to hear that. I hope you both are recovering from it rather swiftly.
Does tearing up help? Cause I could tell a joke, or attempt to salsa dance any time you commanded me to.
You, sir, have won the internet today.
I can think of quite something you don't hate.
"I shall call it... The Pyjamustache. Ladies?"
I am awfully sorry to hear that. I hope you both are recovering from it rather swiftly.
Does tearing up help? Cause I could tell a joke, or attempt to salsa dance any time you commanded me to.
oh no the mustache found another 'face' to attach itself to! that's awesome.
tearing up does help, all this laughing has helped a lot! I wouldn't command you to do anything, I'd ask politely for some tea however. or coffee. Or both, why not both.
Oh no! I'm sure your daughter is lovely, but those little monsters bring in everything contagious!
The little monster does! Especially now she's going to daycare weekly.. we've both been sick since winter started, well colder nights started anyway. So for the past few weeks.
oh no the mustache found another 'face' to attach itself to! that's awesome.
tearing up does help, all this laughing has helped a lot! I wouldn't command you to do anything, I'd ask politely for some tea however. or coffee. Or both, why not both.
Here, Ash ![]()

Sorry about your conjunctivitis, didn't see it earlier

The little monster does! Especially now she's going to daycare weekly.. we've both been sick since winter started, well colder nights started anyway. So for the past few weeks.
Booo! Kill it with fire. (The infections and sickness, not your daughter! ...Dear god, I need coffee. ...I'll let myself out. )
I must have skimmed over that bit. bleurgh, not fun.
Here, Ash
Sorry about your conjunctivitis, didn't see it earlier
No worries haha, Beren made a rather lame joke about it, well the word, earlier today. Though it's not important, it's just hell, and worse when i need glasses to see anything further then a foot from my face usually.
Booo! Kill it with fire. (The infections and sickness, not your daughter! ...Dear god, I need coffee. ...I'll let myself out. )
The Dark Princess strikes again *tee hee*
tearing up does help, all this laughing has helped a lot! I wouldn't command you to do anything, I'd ask politely for some tea however. or coffee. Or both, why not both.
"I'm awfully sorry I should have to decline, my dear lady, but I am not a tea shirt."
"I'm awfully sorry I should have to decline, my dear lady, but I am not a tea shirt."
*now has to go get a cloth to clean coffee off her monitor*
What has gotten into you today?!
The Dark Princess strikes again *tee hee*
I like this title.

I accept the position.
Yes, that's my daughter. never seen a happier 2yo, she's always smiling and giggling. I must be doing something right lol.
*now has to go get a cloth to clean coffee off her monitor*
What has gotten into you today?!
"Why the Inquisitor, of course."
"Why the Inquisitor, of course."
*falls off chair laughing* make it stop!! bahahahhahahaha
I can't breathe properly....
"Why the Inquisitor, of course."
All praise the glorious P.J.


it's been too long since I properly pic spammed.
*drinks to playing a different game for the first time in months*
"It's funny, usually people say I'd put them to sleep."
*drinks* Well watched Hardhome...
And am slowly making my way through Last of Us.