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[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Yeah right... we all know you want your mugshot framed and placed on the new tavern when it's rebuilt

Now I'm thinking everyone needs mugshots!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Okay real life story here that made me wonder if I really am that intimidating.

There's a new guy stocking milk, holding two cartons that he's about to put on the shelf. I'm walking over to grab a bottle of milk to have with lunch and when I get close, the guy looks over at me, turns back to his pallet and puts down the cartons he had in his hands. He stands there and doesn't move until I grabbed a bottle of milk and started to walk away. I wasn't in his way either. I mean, what the hell?

*Drink*

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

He was probably intimidated by your magnificence, O Will of the Herald

 

Or maybe he has seen you with your bow...

[LightningPoodle]

Okay real life story here that made me wonder if I really am that intimidating.

There's a new guy stocking milk, holding two cartons that he's about to put on the shelf. I'm walking over to grab a bottle of milk to have with lunch and when I get close, the guy looks over at me, turns back to his pallet and puts down the cartons he had in his hands. He stands there and doesn't move until I grabbed a bottle of milk and started to walk away. I wasn't in his way either. I mean, what the hell?

*Drink*

 

Maybe he is enamoured with you.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Maybe he is enamoured with you.

Did you forget to take off the fake 'stache? if you did then there's no doubt

[LightningPoodle]

Did you forget to take off the fake 'stache? if you did then there's no doubt

 

Did I forget? *tries removing my 'stache and failing*

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Did I forget? *tries removing my 'stache and failing*

Oh, I quoted you but I meant it for Roy... (if she forgot to take off her 'stache, then there's no doubt he'll be in love... because 'staches...)

 

Edit: Don't judge me! it's morning and I'm so drunk I put the milk bottle in the sink and the empty glass in the fridge..

[LightningPoodle]

Oh, I quoted you but I meant it for Roy... (if she forgot to take off her 'stache, then there's no doubt he'll be in love... because 'staches)

 

I figured. 

 

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Where the f*ck is my friend! I can't do this vinyl without his help, and he's not f*cking here! I want to go home, dammit!

 

Edit:

 

I must curb my cursing...

[LightningPoodle]

Okay... I'm just going to make a start. I will return... when it is done. *notes down the time now*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Oh, I quoted you but I meant it for Roy... (if she forgot to take off her 'stache, then there's no doubt he'll be in love... because 'staches...)

Edit: Don't judge me! it's morning and I'm so drunk I put the milk bottle in the sink and the empty glass in the fridge..

Only way to get this thing off is to shave it. Paragon did that once as revenge. I fell asleep at the bar. Don't fall asleep at the bar.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

He was probably intimidated by your magnificence, O Will of the Herald

Or maybe he has seen you with your bow...

Apparently I have a reputation.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Only way to get this thing off is to shave it. Paragon did that once as revenge. I fell asleep at the bar. Don't fall asleep at the bar.

*Gasp* Paragon is more twisted than I thought... (not really, I actually read that in the early posts). I'm not afraid, I have no 'stache to be shaved off.

 

Edit: so now it's settled, it's the 'stache. Or did you charge into a room full of dragons while they weren't ready again, Jenkins?

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

*Gasp* So Paragon is more twisted than I thought... (not really, I actually read that in the early posts). I'm not afraid, I have no 'stache to be shaved off.

Yeah, that was hilarious. *drink* Good times. There is some crazy **** in those first 300 pages.

Edit: so now it's settled, it's the 'stache. Or did you charge into a room full of dragons while they weren't ready again, Jenkins?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Paragonslustre]

Okay. Just waiting on my friend to give me a hand and then it's back to this big b*stard.

 

Spoiler

 

- Sorry for the huge image.

 

Looking good, Sparkles.

 

Yeah right... we all know you want your mugshot framed and placed on the new tavern when it's rebuilt

 

Ooh, DQ should definitely have a Wall of Shame Fame when it's rebuilt.  I myself will be absent as I have nil pointe due to my innocence and naivety.  Everyone's mugshots should be put on the first post with the other notable references.  Could Beren do that now he is no longer Volus? I don't know about these things.  See - innocent 

 

Okay real life story here that made me wonder if I really am that intimidating.

There's a new guy stocking milk, holding two cartons that he's about to put on the shelf. I'm walking over to grab a bottle of milk to have with lunch and when I get close, the guy looks over at me, turns back to his pallet and puts down the cartons he had in his hands. He stands there and doesn't move until I grabbed a bottle of milk and started to walk away. I wasn't in his way either. I mean, what the hell?

*Drink*

 

Only way to get this thing off is to shave it. Paragon did that once as revenge. I fell asleep at the bar. Don't fall asleep at the bar.

 

Ah, happy days.  *Drinks to fond memories*  I had to get back at you for all the trip wires!

 

*Gasp* So Paragon is more twisted than I thought... (not really, I actually read that in the early posts). I'm not afraid, I have no 'stache to be shaved off.

 

Twisted?  Moi?

 

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Well, you stripped her of her pride and exposed her to the scorn of the patrons. That sounds pretty twisted to me...

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Looking good, Sparkles.


Ooh, DQ should definitely have a Wall of Shame Fame when it's rebuilt. I myself will be absent as I have nil pointe due to my innocence and naivety. Everyone's mugshots should be put on the first post with the other notable references. Could Beren do that now he is no longer Volus? I don't know about these things. See - innocent

Ah, happy days. *Drinks to fond memories* I had to get back at you for all the trip wires!

No, can't change the OP. Closest you can get is one of us that posted on the first page.

Ah man, tripwires. Actually I know the perfect spot to put one. *dashes away*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Well, you stripped her of her pride and exposed her to the scorn of the patrons. That sounds pretty twisted to me...

I'm getting my revenge. The punishment she is under is not just for her hand in the tavern fire.

[Paragonslustre]

Well, you stripped her of her pride and exposed her to the scorn of the patrons. That sounds pretty twisted to me...

 

Yeah I did ...

 

 

Oh, Maker - I scared myself there.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

http://forum.bioware.../#entry19258641

 

Another Waisshaupt DLC thread, sweeties this round is on me

[AlexiaRevan]

http://forum.bioware.../#entry19258641

 

Another Waisshaupt DLC thread, sweeties this round is on me

Liked when he added that...we all know tha TRUTHHHHHHHHHH...........wait..we talking how Hawke is droole worthy right? 

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Liked when he added that...we all know tha TRUTHHHHHHHHHH...........wait..we talking how Hawke is droole worthy right? 

You bet she is

Spoiler

[Paragonslustre]

I'm getting my revenge. The punishment she is under is not just for her hand in the tavern fire.

 

Whaaaaaaaaaat!  But I've been working my ass off clearing the rubble - and yeah, the real culprits haven't lifted a finger - they've been living it up at The Dame's La de Da Spa and Grill!  I even got this guy to put the foundations in - and he did NOT come cheap let me tell you.

 

 

 Thank goodness for my PENIS sales.  Oh by the way, doesn't Ash have pink eye?  Remind me to leave her a PENIS, I'm pretty sure that will clean it up.

 

http://forum.bioware.../#entry19258641

 

Another Waisshaupt DLC thread, sweeties this round is on me

 

Thanks, ToH you're a pal.  Don't mind if I do.

 

 

Hahahahaha!  Gifs galore and no sign of the Gif Cops   And 20 pages since I was last on, no chance Imma catch up.

[AlexiaRevan]

You bet she is

Spoiler

Errr.....Bethany? 

 

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Errr.....Bethany? 

 

-snip-

No, it's me, the assassin Champion of Kirkwall

[Ashaantha]

*pushes a group of nobles out of the way* One more gets in my way and I'll start throwing lightning.

My Shepard looks like she hit every branch on the way down when falling off the ugly tree still, but I'm coping. At least I have Kyrrah! *misses her red head Inky*