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#2951
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:11

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#2952
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:11

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Those cause skin chaffing

 

I know. It's hot, right...? :blink:

 

Oh crap.

 

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I do! :P

I mean... not that you impaled it, but that you told me you did!

 

 

What about telling them that you're about to die?

 

I have no idea what you're talking about, my lady. ;)


#2953
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:11

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What about telling them that you're about to die?

 

Works. Every. Time. *winks with all four eyelids*


#2954
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:12

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I can imagine, from your point of view, it's a bit like a mashup between Days of Our Lives and American Horror Story. :blink:

 

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#2955
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:13

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I have no idea what you're talking about, my lady. ;)

Damn drugs.

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*drinks*

 

Works. Every. Time. *winks with all four eyelids*

*pokes finger in huge dark eye*


#2956
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:13

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Works. Every. Time. *winks with all four eyelids*

 

LMAO.

 

Gotta try that one.


#2957
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:18

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Damn drugs.

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*drinks*

 

*pokes finger in huge dark eye*

 

My fave season was the one with the insane asylum...

 

Kinda reminds me of the BSN. :blink:


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#2958
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:18

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I can imagine, from your point of view, it's a bit like a mashup between Days of Our Lives and American Horror Story. :blink:

 

What can I say? All for Science!.. B)


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#2959
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:24

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My fave season was the one with the insane asylum...

 

Kinda reminds me of the BSN. :blink:

And who are you?

Same here... even though I haven't seen last season but for two episodes.

But Jessica Lange as Supreme in the Coven season was damn hot.


#2960
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:27

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And who are you?

Same here... even though I haven't seen last season but for two episodes.

But Jessica Lange as Supreme in the Coven season was damn hot.

 

Oh man "Freakshow" kinda sucks compared to previous seasons... *drinks*.

 

I'm rather partial to the Stevie Knicks wannabe in Coven, myself. What can I say? I like me some women with issues. :lol:

 

But yes... asylum. It is ****** awesome.. particularly when they all sit down to watch "Sign of the cross" and the demon possessed nun pisses herself laughing.... :wub:


#2961
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:33

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Oh man "Freakshow" kinda sucks compared to previous seasons... *drinks*.

 

I'm rather partial to the Stevie Knicks wannabe in Coven, myself. What can I say? I like me some women with issues. :lol:

 

But yes... asylum. It is ****** awesome.. particularly when they all sit down to watch "Sign of the cross" and the demon possessed nun pisses herself laughing.... :wub:

Is there any person in any AHS season that has no issues? :D


#2962
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:38

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Is there any person in any AHS season that has no issues? :D

 

*Thinks*

 

A resounding no!!!

 

But that's what makes it so good, right? :lol:


#2963
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:49

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*Thinks*

 

A resounding no!!!

 

But that's what makes it so good, right? :lol:

What she said ;)

*drinks*

 

So, banged Liara already?


#2964
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:57

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What she said ;)

*drinks*

 

So, banged Liara already?

 

Ahhh... no!!!

 

It's frustrating. My Shep is sexually frustrated.. hasn't tapped that blue for at least two years... so they reunite and all I get is "Talk to you later, Shepard."

 

So we talk later... and I pull the moves cause I'm just irresistable.. and all I get is a peck on the cheek and a "You know all the right things to say."

 

WTF. :blink:

 

Come here and relieve me? ;)


#2965
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 03:08

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Muahaha :D

And here I thought that ME3 was a bit more... touchy ;)

 

I feel you, got stuck, too. Nothing left to do until final battle. And final battle is so far, far awaaay.

 

Hrhr, would if I could.

Just realize I'm far too easy to seduce. Need to change that ;)


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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 03:19

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Muahaha :D

And here I thought that ME3 was a bit more... touchy ;)

 

I feel you, got stuck, too. Nothing left to do until final battle. And final battle is so far, far awaaay.

 

Hrhr, would if I could.

Just realize I'm far too easy to seduce. Need to change that ;)

 

No ****** way. Not one ME game is "touchy" it's always... we're about to go and get ourselves killed, so let's bang last minute.  :blink: 

 

I mean seriously, Shepard is dripping sexy and has all that reputation and what not.. so why should the hell does she have to wait for life or death situations to get laid?

 

*Drinks*

 

Fine then. I do like me a challenge.. and issues. :P


#2967
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 03:29

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With the Citadel DLC you get laid two times. That's 100% improvement.

Besides, after the time spent on top of the citadel, my head canon implied numerous turian-human-sex ;)

 

Ehm... because everybody is afraid of Shepard? Except for those who already had sex with her... and decided it's not good enough to try often.

 

*drinks*

Hm. I am so not interested in you!

Does it work, does it work?


#2968
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 03:32

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Yes and I wrote something underneath it, which was related to you. As I always do :P

Hrhr, you're cute when you're drunk and confused. Interested in a naughty night full of pleasure that you won't remember?

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Oh don't worry, I'll remember. ;)

 

And so will you.

 

*Roly wakes up finally feeling nice and refreshed*  *looks over and sees Badonkadonk and Rivaini cuddling near the fireplace*

 

Aww, that's so sweet.  So happy for you two!

 

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#2969
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 03:34

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Meh.

 

Take 2 of these and call me in the morning:

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Roger that, command, two targets...

 

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Something I've never bothered doing in over 20 years of surfing the web, I've done twice now in one week! :lol: 


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#2970
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 03:35

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With the Citadel DLC you get laid two times. That's 100% improvement.

Besides, after the time spent on top of the citadel, my head canon implied numerous turian-human-sex ;)

 

Ehm... because everybody is afraid of Shepard? Except for those who already had sex with her... and decided it's not good enough to try often.

 

*drinks*

Hm. I am so not interested in you!

Does it work, does it work?

 

Twice?

 

Well excuse my disgusted tone here... but in that fuckup PT that I deleted, it was once... with revolting dangly Prothean with 6 eyes or some ****. :sick:

 

Are you saying Shep sucks in bed?

Cause Liara says otherwise... that's why she's so obsessed. She's just playing hard to get, that's all.

 

Oh it's working alright. ;)

 

*Roly wakes up finally feeling nice and refreshed*  *looks over and sees Badonkadonk and Rivaini cuddling near the fireplace*

 

Aww, that's so sweet.  So happy for you two!

 

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Are you sure we're just "cuddling"?

 

You clearly can't see where my hands are going... :lol:


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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 03:38

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#2972
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 03:39

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My bad.

 

This is getting rather raunchy...

 

So. How's the weather? Do you like pie?

 

Pie... oh crap.

 

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#2973
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 03:40

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who wants/needs DA romance when there is..... well....this^


#2974
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 03:42

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who wants/needs DA romance when there is..... well....this^

ROFL Indeed
 

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Muahaha, noone ever said something like that to me before :D

Yeah when people meet me for the first time they always peg me as marginally insane.

 

Oh don't worry, I'll remember. ;)

 

And so will you.

Well, this got interesting.

 

Reading in English and watching movies with engsubs - no problem to me.

Hell, I even violated regional restriction for play DA with English text, but... write in English <_< ...

But I have a feeling you guys understand me, so all good. :D

I have a confession: I've been pretending to understand you the entire time.

Another confession: I'm not drunk. GET ME SOME MEAD!


#2975
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 03:42

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who wants/needs DA romance when there is..... well....this^

 

What's up, Doc?


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