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#276
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I once went camping with this batsh*t insane woman... lucky it was pitch black at night otherwise I would have seen the most horrid thing.. I could smell this stench and she pipes up and says, "Don't mind me. I'm just taking a sh*t."
She was right there!! :blink: Lucky I didn't step on it LOL.

 

Ew...



#277
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LOL... well I can always counter that with the mother****er of all GIFS....

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That's mine!!!1111!!!111!!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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*drink* The sparring ring at Skyhold will be perfect for this!



#278
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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*drink* The sparring ring at Skyhold will be perfect for this!

 

But, if you get the sparring ring, you will have to lie on the cold hard ground when the surgeon attempts to treat your alcohol poisoning. And then you might hurt your back and be unable to get up to go to the tavern... for a while.



#279
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But, if you get the sparring ring, you will have to lie on the cold hard ground when the surgeon attempts to treat your alcohol poisoning. And then you might hurt your back and be unable to get up to go to the tavern... for a while.

No, I won't. I didn't spend all my gold on this fancy Orlesian bed for nothing. Anything happens and I get carried up to my quarters and treated there.

*drink*

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That's mine!!!1111!!!111!!


Sorry bro. I stole it. :lol: Now I'm ****** everyone off with it LOL.



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But, if you get the sparring ring, you will have to lie on the cold hard ground when the surgeon attempts to treat your alcohol poisoning. And then you might hurt your back and be unable to get up to go to the tavern... for a while.


Who needs surgeons when you have blood magic and necromancy?

#282
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Who needs surgeons when you have blood magic and necromancy?

Whatever floats your boat.....

*drinks*

#283
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Whatever floats your boat.....

*drinks*

 

Drinking to well-known phrases, take a shot.



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I personally always preferred "whatever cranks your tractor."  is that well known??



#285
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Sorry bro. I stole it. :lol: Now I'm ****** everyone off with it LOL.

Lmao



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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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*drink* The sparring ring at Skyhold will be perfect for this!

 

'Why am I out of likes fk...


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#287
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Drinking to well-known phrases, take a shot.


Or anything that is clichéd...

*Drink*

I personally always preferred "whatever cranks your tractor."  is that well known??


Or anything that isn't clichéd...

*Drink*

(I like that btw, can I steal it?)

Already stole

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off Lebanese Dude LOL...

It appears to be "Judgment thread happy hour" so of course I'm making a new rule...

Self-explanatory, really.
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#288
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'Why am I out of likes fk...

Out of likes, gotta down the bottle.

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I wonder how the companions would react to drunk-quisitor =]


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Out of likes, gotta down the bottle.

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I wonder how the companions would react to drunk-quisitor =]



*Inquisitor staggers into Sera's room, sh*tfaced*

Inky: Wanna bang? *Drunken slur*

Sera: *Giggles in that way that she giggles* You're a loonie.

#290
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Drink every time you found yourself mentally comparing Inquisition to an MMO.

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Drink every time you found yourself mentally comparing Inquisition to an MMO.


Guilty.

*Dies of alcohol poisoning and comes back to life Shepard-style*
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#292
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I wonder how the companions would react to drunk-quisitor =]

 

 

*Inquisitor staggers into Sera's room, sh*tfaced*

Inky: Wanna bang? *Drunken slur*

Sera: *Giggles in that way that she giggles* You're a loonie.

 

Probably giggle at FemInky, but I suspect the DanglerInky might get this...  (yes, I know that's not an Inky in the first image.  Lazy at the moment)

 

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#293
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Probably giggle at FemInky, but I suspect the DanglerInky might get this...  (yes, I know that's not an Inky in the first image.  Lazy at the moment)

 

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And I just spat out my drink! What's the punishment for that?



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Replace it with more.  Duh! ;)


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#295
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Replace it more.  Duh! ;)

I'll drink to that! All hail Drunk-quisitor!
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#296
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"What is this, the sample size?" - Oghren



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HB, Lynroy, it is with some slight sadness that I must inform you both that neither of you shall be masters of this thread.  I decided it was my duty as OP to search far and wide for a leader.  I have found our leader, for if not him, who?  He is the Drinkquisitor.

 

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#298
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"Origin's Drinking Rules - Origins"

 

-Drink a jug whenever Alistair and Morrigan bicker

-Drink a jug whenever Zevran says something sexual

-Drink a jug whenever Shale says something about birds or crushing something, two at once if it is about crushing birds.

-Drink a jug when Wynne frowns in desapproval.

-Drink a jug when the dog barks.



#299
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HB, Lynroy, it is with some slight sadness that I must inform you both that neither of you shall be masters of this thread.  I decided it was my duty as OP to search far and wide for a leader.  I have found our leader, for if not him, who?  He is the Drinkquisitor.

 

*snip*

 

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What? You're...you're drunk, aren't you? 

gif + reply = two shots coming right up.



#300
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Drink whenever sommeone mentions something that was mentioned before.

Oh, HB, I hopped right into ME 2 yesterday. First time at Omega, first quest looking for the Archangel. I had no clue... now I know Gallus and my Shepard are meant for each other. Still, no flirting :( While that redhead (whose name I forgot) seemed willing to jump right out of her pants. Stupid game! ;)