Twice?
Well excuse my disgusted tone here... but in that fuckup PT that I deleted, it was once... with revolting dangly Prothean with 6 eyes or some ****. 
Then you're doing it wrong 
That's what happens when you **** with the media.
In that case I'm really lucky. Stuck with that beloved alien, allowed me to romance the crap out of him. So I got one time at the DLC and a second one before... damdamdam final battle.
Are you saying Shep sucks in bed?
Cause Liara says otherwise... that's why she's so obsessed. She's just playing hard to get, that's all.
I don't think so, but the game makes me believe it more and more. Except when you're (as I repeatedly said) screw the turian.
Ehm... cuddling and playing hard to get is rather hard. So get your fingers, other bodyparts, toothbrushes, magic wands away from me, HB! Now. We got company and I'm not drunk enough for that (yet) 
And thanks for teaching me a new word, Volus.
And yes... be nice and eat all the cookies. Hrhrhr...
Pie! I like pie!

Ugh, OOL.