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[Tragedienne of Heavens]

You are the best Dazzle, thanks.  Ooh, I do believe the The Will said I could go to Val Royeaux with you and pick out new furnishings for the Herald's Rest.  Well, she said you could pick out furnishings because my idea of straw bales for seats did not live up to her expectations.  But we can go, yes?  Apparently Donk has a share in Varric's book stall there and is peddling 'Salt and Dr Pepper'.  I could go halves and put some of my PENIS' up for sale.  Let me know when you wanna go OK? 

 

 

 

*Laughs at IR's confusion and pours Dazzle's chemical ice pack into her own drink*

Stop! That is not edible! *throws Paragon's drink to the floor* if you wanted ice you just had to tell me, I know a couple of basic cold spells.

[Lady Luminous]

You are the best Dazzle, thanks.  Ooh, I do believe the The Will said I could go to Val Royeaux with you and pick out new furnishings for the Herald's Rest.  Well, she said you could pick out furnishings because my idea of straw bales for seats did not live up to her expectations.  But we can go, yes?  Apparently Donk has a share in Varric's book stall there and is peddling 'Salt and Dr Pepper'.  I could go halves and put some of my PENIS' up for sale.  Let me know when you wanna go OK? 

 

This sounds like a fantastic adventure! Let's go now! Immediately, I say! 

 

Oh, wait, just let me pack, back in a flash. 

 

*runs upstairs and comes back down dragging a trunk taller than herself , while huffing and cursing*  Phew! ...This won't be too heavy to drag to Val Royeaux, will it?

 

[Lady Luminous]

Stop! That is not edible! *throws Paragon's drink to the floor* if you wanted ice you just had to tell me, I know a couple of basic cold spells.

 

*sighs and starts mopping up drink and glass shards*

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

*sighs and starts mopping up drink and glass shards*

Oh, I'm so sorry Dazzle, I was just trying to prevent Paragon from getting herself killed... *grabs a rag* here, let me help.

Hey, after you two go back from Val Royeaux we could have a tea party in the castle, I'll invite you to see my new room  ^^

[Paragonslustre]

Huh! Lyn... I swear I was not staring lustfully at Dr.Pepper...

 

Oh Maker...that one killed me 

Be careful tomorrow, dear. I won't be here until night and if you get yourself killed the only necromancer left is Cullenwife... just sayin'

 

 

*Faints*

 

LOL!  CullenWife!  Don't you dare leave me alone with her Dienne, I'll end up as a stain on the floor a la Maryden!  Don't worry CullenWife, this guy is stamped on my left butt cheek heart.  *tries to pick up glass and sip booze*

 

 

Edited because too slow!!

[Lady Luminous]

Oh, I'm so sorry Dazzle, I was just trying to prevent Paragon from getting herself killed... *grabs a rag* here, let me help.

 

Don't you worry about it, just next time aim for the trash bin.  

 

All better! I'll go grab a replacement drink with extra ice. 

 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Careful throwing the name CullenWife around. You say it three times and she appears.

[Lady Luminous]

Careful throwing the name CullenWife around. You say it three times and she appears.

Am I supposed to know who that is?

[Serza]

I know I haven't been around too much lately, but do you still have some of that good stuff, hidden in the back, perhaps?

[Inverse_Twilight]

Careful throwing the name CullenWife around. You say it three times and she appears.

Let's test that theory now, shall we?

 

CullenWife, CullenWife...

 

CullenWife.

 

Nothing...

 

I knew it!

[Lady Luminous]

I know I haven't been around too much lately, but do you still have some of that good stuff, hidden in the back, perhaps?

I'm still sorting out what's what since Cabot left for Dame's resort, but I can probably find you something decent!

[Serza]

I'm still sorting out what's what since Cabot left for Dame's resort, but I can probably find you something decent!

 

What? Cabot left? Must've gotten pissed off at me for calling him Caboob. I swear, I was drunk at the moment.

[LightningPoodle]

there is no such thing as on track in the DQ.  All is allowed.  

 

And Oberyn is cool for one thing too, he is the son of the great Dorin Martell played by Alex Siddig who played the awesome Doctor Julian Bashir.  

 

Doran* Martell and it's his brother.

[Lady Luminous]

What? Cabot left? Must've gotten pissed off at me for calling him Caboob. I swear, I was drunk at the moment.

 

No, no, it wasn't you. I think it was Ber. 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Let's test that theory now, shall we?

 

CullenWife, CullenWife...

 

CullenWife.

 

Nothing...

 

I knew it!

Spoiler

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

I know I haven't been around too much lately, but do you still have some of that good stuff, hidden in the back, perhaps?

Andaran atish'an. Good stuff has been relocated behind Skyhold Throne.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

What? Cabot left? Must've gotten pissed off at me for calling him Caboob. I swear, I was drunk at the moment.

He's only away until we get a new tavern built.

[Inverse_Twilight]

Spoiler

*Shrieks unintelligibly*

 

Oh God, what have I done!

 

*Runs away screaming*

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Spoiler

 

Oh, no! she's too fast...  fly you fools!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

[Paragonslustre]

Stop! That is not edible! *throws Paragon's drink to the floor* if you wanted ice you just had to tell me, I know a couple of basic cold spells.

 

What the ........ Dienne, have ye gone mad?  Me booze!!

 

This sounds like a fantastic adventure! Let's go now! Immediately, I say! 

 

Oh, wait, just let me pack, back in a flash. 

 

*runs upstairs and comes back down dragging a trunk taller than herself , while huffing and cursing*  Phew! ...This won't be too heavy to drag to Val Royeaux, will it?

 

 

Nope, that's fine Dazzle.  In fact I saw a new DLC beast that'll carry this trunk and the rest of Skyhold to VR for about 5 euro  .  Bargain!!  Let me just get my kit.

 

 

To Val Royeaux!!!

[Inverse_Twilight]

Ok. I'm back. Freak out over.

 

Reminds me of those sleepovers as a kid and being dared to say "Bloody Mary" in the mirror.

 

I was always a little freaked but I never backed down from a challenge. Nothing ever happened, I was not expecting CullenWife to show up.

 

And I did not shriek like a little girl and I will kick anyone's ass who says otherwise, got it? Lol.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Ok. I'm back. Freak out over.

 

Reminds me of those sleepovers as a teenager and being dared to say "Bloody Mary" in the mirror.

 

I was always a little freaked but I never backed down from a challenge. Nothing ever happened, I was not expecting CullenWife to show up.

 

And I did not shriek like a little girl and I will kick anyone's ass who says otherwise, got it?

Got it. What happens in Drinkquistion, stays in Drinkquisition. Unless of course someone writes a friend fic about it.

[Lady Luminous]

What the ........ Dienne, have ye gone mad?  Me booze!!

 

 

Nope, that's fine Dazzle.  In fact I saw a new DLC beast that'll carry this trunk and the rest of Skyhold to VR for about 5 euro  .  Bargain!!  Let me just get my kit.

 

 

To Val Royeaux!!!

 

Onward! 

 

[Lady Luminous]

Ok. I'm back. Freak out over.

 

Reminds me of those sleepovers as a kid and being dared to say "Bloody Mary" in the mirror.

 

I was always a little freaked but I never backed down from a challenge. Nothing ever happened, I was not expecting CullenWife to show up.

 

And I did not shriek like a little girl and I will kick anyone's ass who says otherwise, got it? Lol.

 

Scouts honour, darling.