I played chess once.
I ate all the pawns, started a round of X & O on the white squares with sharpie and cried myself to sleep.
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I've never heard of chess being played like that before...
I'm not amazing at chess but, and I'm not bragging here, but I did beat Dazzle at online chess. 
I played chess once.
I played a Knight who romanced the Queen, and sided with the whites against the Bishop. But the all the pawns died in my first playthrough cause I didn't talk to the King for three missions. I got the Stalemate ending, which sucked.
Gee, thanks for showing us how you meme'd in the old'n days, grandma!
I played chess once.
I played a Knight who romanced the Queen, and sided with the whites against the Bishop. But the all the pawns died in my first playthrough cause I didn't talk to the King for three missions. I got the Stalemate ending, which sucked.
Gee, thanks for showing us how you meme'd in the old'n days, grandma!
I played chess once.
I played a Knight who romanced the Queen, and sided with the whites against the Bishop. But the all the pawns died in my first playthrough cause I didn't talk to the King for three missions. I got the Stalemate ending, which sucked.
Gee, thanks for showing us how you meme'd in the old'n days, grandma!
I hated the Stalemate ending. I tried to romance the Bishop. That didn't end well.
Grandma! ROFLMAO
Grandma! ROFLMAO
Hey there Alex.
What character are you playin, brother? ...I'm assuming Argent?
I started with Argent (her gear was in on of the free chests). Then the Alchemist. Currently playing as Katari. Looks like the best melee class (attacks and doesn't die at the same time).
You're playing as the Hunter, if I'm not mistaken?
By the way, any luck with the orange sphere (not sure, how to describe) from Hissing Wastes?
Edit. Right after I've crafted Elite Assassin's Mantle
I started with Argent (her gear was in on of the free chests). Then the Alchemist. Currently playing as Katari. Looks like the best melee class (attacks and doesn't die at the same time).
You're playing as the Hunter, if I'm not mistaken?
By the way, any luck with the orange sphere (not sure, how to describe) from Hissing Wastes?
Edit. Right after I've crafted Elite Assassin's Mantle
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I'm Huntering quite a bit, the Avvarvery is quite busy as well.
Also some Alchemist here & there, cause Luka is awesome.
*snip*
Your move. *drink*
*Runs into SkyHold's Main Hall in a state of pure excitement*
DQ, I have had THE BEST EVER TIME in Val Royeaux!! Dazzle knows everybody - well everybody who is anybody! After lunch (with Celene's Ladies in Waiting, no less), we found Varric and Donk's stall and put my PENIS' up for sale. Business was really bad at first, seems Orlesians are a bit 'blah' about Mileychicken stuff, but then it happened, a miracle! A Dwarf wandered into the square wearing Plaidweave culottes! Yep culottes!! It was like the Maker had a hand in it (although it was weird 'cos I'm pretty sure I saw someone like Dienne boot this poor Dwarf forwards). Anyhoo, suddenly Orlesian nobility were clamoring for my PENIS' and we couldn't sell them fast enough! After we sold out the nobility were pointing at this fashion faux pas and fainting like muppets hahahahhahaahhaha!
So, because I made a mint I wanted to buy everyone at the DQ individual presents. I'd just bought 3 rare Griffon hat feathers for IR, Dieb and Beren until Dazzle asked me how Beren would stick it to his head. I suggested blue tac, but Dazzle said it would probably melt in the heat of battle. My idea was that he could nick a bit of skin behind his ear and then ram the shaft in so the congealed blood could hold it in place. Dazzle pointed out that we probably didn't have time for individual pressies especially those requiring surgery but it would be a nice idea if I would put some of my coin towards the opening night of the new Herald's Rest, so here ya go IR *Paragon proudly heaves a large bag of gold onto the bar in front of The Will* 120 gold for the opening night!
Alright, I have to leave as I have an appointment with my glass blowers and the new tailor I've appointed to SkyHold who specializes in culottes.. *Drinks and heads out happily*
Cheers, Paragon! This will do nicely. Dwarves are pouring the foundation as we speak.
*snip*
Your move. *drink*
*Runs into SkyHold's Main Hall in a state of pure excitement*
Aww, that is so nice!
*solemnly sticks feather into hat ribbon, briefly raises saucer and smiles gratefully*
So would you say that your Val Royeaux experience prolonged the campaign? I mean, it certainly did enlarge your customer base by a great deal. Your competitors kind of got the bell-end of the stick, so I wager they feel quite shafted on the market, considering the circumcisions.
*snip WTF*
Almost had me.
*snip*
Almost had me.
Damn! Foiled again!
Damn! Foiled again!
I just have to ask; your username is referring to Kyle Katarn (aka my favourite SW character)?
If so, please do linger.
*snip*
Damn! Foiled again!
HA!
*in his best Alix Wilton Regan voice* What's going on here?
HA!
ALRIGHT YOU TWO, enough of this! MaryDen 2.4 lost all three of her arms already!
That Cullen scene was hillarious. (And I have the video to prove it, which I will hopefully post...one day.)
I just have to ask; your username is referring to Kyle Katarn (aka my favourite SW character)?
If so, please do linger.
It is not, it is a reference to my actual name. Sorry to disappoint. I am a fan of Katarn though, I don't know if that counts.
*snip*
HA!
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