Aller au contenu

Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)


113758 réponses à ce sujet

#3051
ravenesse

ravenesse
  • Members
  • 4 322 messages

Idk why but I feel like I'm only idiot that drinks and is drunk for reals in here...

giphy.gif

 

                                     *disappearing before my English grammar becomes excellently putted in here*

Mate, I'm getting there ;)

 

 

*Looks at your post with bad grammar and spelling*

 

Well... ****.

 

I suck at Oreo's job.

 

Or maybe... you're blinding me. :blink:

 

You thought that was creepy?

 

Maaaaan you people are weak. :lol:

Yeah. I'm a blinder. Sure. Your compliments really fit your madness :wub:

 

 

You must admit... Miley with a chicken body is more appealing than human body... I won't comment on the dangly, gaping hole as I'm pretty sure it looks the same either way. :blink:

Confession: I like Miley's human body. I wanna feed her, but I like it.

 

 

^ :lol:

 

I believe she was pulling the ****** out of you, Rivaini...

 

FIGHT!!

 

Wait a sec... just let me get some popcorn, some rum and some um... lube. :ph34r:

Yeah? I don't get it.

92041-are-you-talking-to-me-gif-Im-t-it4

 

Ugh, I got two likes. *drinks*drinks* OO ****** L.



#3052
the Dame

the Dame
  • Members
  • 2 851 messages

You must admit... Miley with a chicken body is more appealing than human body... I won't comment on the dangly, gaping hole as I'm pretty sure it looks the same either way. :blink:

 

No, no, no!
I see what are you doing here!
I won't comment on anything that contains "chickens", "holes", "dangly" in one paragraph.
Must stay strong!..
 
*drinks*


#3053
Lynroy: Final Edition

Lynroy: Final Edition
  • Members
  • 24 721 messages

 

7590639.gif

My eyes were occupied elsewhere....That's my story.

 

 

No, no, no!
I see what are you doing here!
I won't comment on anything that contains "chickens", "holes", "dangly" in one paragraph.
Must stay strong!..
 
*drinks*

 

*chortles into mug*



#3054
Guest_Donkson_*

Guest_Donkson_*
  • Guests

Mate, I'm getting there ;)

 

 

Yeah. I'm a blinder. Sure. Your compliments really fit your madness :wub:

 

 

Confession: I like Miley's human body. I wanna feed her, but I like it.

 

 

Yeah? I don't get it.

92041-are-you-talking-to-me-gif-Im-t-it4

 

Ugh, I got two likes. *drinks*drinks* OO ****** L.

 

I noticed you're using a lot of my slang words.. such as "mate", "wot" and "innit.

 

I'm rubbing off on you.. in more ways than one, it seems. ;)

 

Wot.

 

No, that is not what I meant!!!

 

What I meant is... my attraction is that strong, it's blinding me from being objective about your grammar errors and such.

 

Oh, I like Miley's body as well... she's hot... until she opens her mouth. And releases songs, etc. ;)

 

I'm OOL too... sorry guys.

 

 

 

No, no, no!
I see what are you doing here!
I won't comment on anything that contains "chickens", "holes", "dangly" in one paragraph.
Must stay strong!..
 
*drinks*

 

 

Damn it. You've broken through the barrier of my mind control skills... I tried to make you imagine the Miley chicken, rather than see. As you have the actual image blocked... damn it. Really need to brush up on my manipulative/mind control skills.

 

*Note to self*


  • the Dame aime ceci

#3055
Hair Serious Business

Hair Serious Business
  • Members
  • 1 682 messages

Ok two bottles of rum out, third one needs to be opened...but first I need inspiration to drink more....

 

 

No, no, no!
I see what are you doing here!
I won't comment on anything that contains "chickens", "holes", "dangly" in one paragraph.
Must stay strong!..
 
*drinks*

*In my head*

miley-twerk-chicken.gif

Ok now I need more drink 100%!


  • WhoopinYourA55Mate aime ceci

#3056
Guest_Donkson_*

Guest_Donkson_*
  • Guests

Ok two bottles of rum out, third one needs to be opened...but first I need inspiration to drink more....

 

*In my head*

miley-twerk-chicken.gif

Ok now I need more drink 100%!

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

I <3 you for that.... in a non-pervy way, of course.

 

Sad thing is.. most of the people here actually had that GIF blocked cause it scared them too much. :(



#3057
ravenesse

ravenesse
  • Members
  • 4 322 messages

I noticed you're using a lot of my slang words.. such as "mate", "wot" and "innit.

 

I'm rubbing off on you.. in more ways than one, it seems. ;)

 

Wot.

 

No, that is not what I meant!!!

 

What I meant is... my attraction is that strong, it's blinding me from being objective about your grammar errors and such.

 

Oh, I like Miley's body as well... she's hot... until she opens her mouth. And releases songs, etc. ;)

 

 

I got 'innit' from Sera, but the rest... true.

As I'm still learning it's not that special, I'm always looking for words that make me look much cooler and... stuff ;)

 

Attraction, good thing though :P

 

Well... her appearance in 'channing all over your tatum' wasn't that bad ;)

 

 

Ok two bottles of rum out, third one needs to be opened...but first I need inspiration to drink more....

 

*In my head*

miley-twerk-chicken.gif

Ok now I need more drink 100%!

Not impressed :P

HB hardened me.



#3058
the Dame

the Dame
  • Members
  • 2 851 messages

Damn it. You've broken through the barrier of my mind control skills... I tried to make you imagine the Miley chicken, rather than see. As you have the actual image blocked... damn it. Really need to brush up on my manipulative/mind control skills.

 

*Note to self*

 

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I won! I won!

bear-victory-dance-o.gif


  • Lynroy: Final Edition aime ceci

#3059
ravenesse

ravenesse
  • Members
  • 4 322 messages

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I won! I won!

bear-victory-dance-o.gif

Hrhrhr :D

Great, just heard music that perfectly fits the... rhythm.



#3060
Guest_Donkson_*

Guest_Donkson_*
  • Guests

I got 'innit' from Sera, but the rest... true.

As I'm still learning it's not that special, I'm always looking for words that make me look much cooler and... stuff ;)

 

Attraction, good thing though :P

 

Well... her appearance in 'channing all over your tatum' wasn't that bad ;)

 

 

Not impressed :P

HB hardened me.

 

You're supposed to be setting trends, not following them. :rolleyes:

 

 

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I won! I won!

bear-victory-dance-o.gif

 

You may have won the battle, but you haven't won the war!!

 

*Goes away to brush up on mind control abilities... and watch Anita Sarkeesian on mute.. then bed*



#3061
ravenesse

ravenesse
  • Members
  • 4 322 messages

You're supposed to be setting trends, not following them. :rolleyes:

First I follow and then I make it look like I set them :D

 

 


*Goes away to brush up on mind control abilities... and watch Anita Sarkeesian on mute.. then bed*

Nighty... pervy.



#3062
the Dame

the Dame
  • Members
  • 2 851 messages

You're supposed to be setting trends, not following them. :rolleyes:

 

 

 

You may have won the battle, but you haven't won the war!!

 

*Goes away to brush up on mind control abilities... and watch Anita Sarkeesian on mute.. then bed*

 

First I follow and then I make it look like I set them :D

 

 

Nighty... pervy.

 

 

HB likes to have the last word, isn't she? -_-

Ok, sleep tight ;)



#3063
ravenesse

ravenesse
  • Members
  • 4 322 messages

HB likes to have the last word, isn't she? -_-

 

Like all the women with mental issues ;)

I was wondering that she stayed up so long. When I say that I'm really drunk, I usually got one or two hours before bed calls ;) So either she's hardcore. Or a faking ******.



#3064
Guest_Roly Voly_*

Guest_Roly Voly_*
  • Guests

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

I <3 you for that.... in a non-pervy way, of course.

 

Sad thing is.. most of the people here actually had that GIF blocked cause it scared them too much. :(

 

Well I -did- from the other place it was hosted from for the previous posts.  Devious to use a different link and foil my chicken armor! 

 

CABOT!  EYE BLEACH!

 

And to think I took a brief break from wooing Josie to come back and say hi.  Serves me right!  Josie, sweet, I'm coming!



#3065
Paragonslustre

Paragonslustre
  • Members
  • 3 563 messages

...meanwhile in the farthest corner of the bar...

 

tumblr_mmpzesMfGv1rftd23o1_500.gif

 

Oh crap, that's never good.  This is where all evil ideas begin, well evil in a practical joke kind of way.


  • Lynroy: Final Edition aime ceci

#3066
the Dame

the Dame
  • Members
  • 2 851 messages

Like all the women with mental issues ;)

I was wondering that she stayed up so long. When I say that I'm really drunk, I usually got one or two hours before bed calls ;) So either she's hardcore. Or a faking ******.

 

With desire demon who can say?

 

Oh crap, that's never good.  This is where all evil ideas begin, well evil in a practical joke kind of way.

 

Do not tempt me, little one.. ;)

 

 

ETA: OOL


  • Paragonslustre aime ceci

#3067
ravenesse

ravenesse
  • Members
  • 4 322 messages

With desire demon who can say?

 

 

OMG, I completely forgot about that. ****!

Couldn't you have reminded me earlier? My soul is lost!

giphy.gif


  • Paragonslustre aime ceci

#3068
the Dame

the Dame
  • Members
  • 2 851 messages

OMG, I completely forgot about that. ****!

Couldn't you have reminded me earlier? My soul is lost!

giphy.gif

 

Sorry, pal, but I think it's the lost cause...

We are all surrounded by volus and HB!

 

Here goes \/

 

Beaker.gif



#3069
Paragonslustre

Paragonslustre
  • Members
  • 3 563 messages

Ok two bottles of rum out, third one needs to be opened...but first I need inspiration to drink more....

 

*In my head*

miley-twerk-chicken.gif

Ok now I need more drink 100%!

 

Why .... just why? breaks into sobs.

 

tumblr_m61bdiw3rn1qawqek.gif



#3070
WhoopinYourA55Mate

WhoopinYourA55Mate
  • Banned
  • 481 messages

I'd hate to be a grammar Nazi but... putted? :blink:

 

Wut? We're at page 122! I don't give up on that. Escpecially not for someone who putted! Sounds... golfy.

As much as I would love to take all compliments regarding this "newly" invented word... I'm afraid that this person is the one who used this amazing word first when she first joined on this forum:

 

Idk why but I feel like I'm only idiot that drinks and is drunk for reals in here...

giphy.gif

 

                                     *disappearing before my English grammar becomes excellently putted in here*

So CMAR! Cheers to you and and your invention "putted" ...speaking of which I need moooooaaaaar drink to have the most amazing g@#!$#-----something .....Wait "moooooaaaaar" also belongs to you...oh well seems you are starting to rub off on me in here  :whistle:

 

Ok two bottles of rum out, third one needs to be opened...but first I need inspiration to drink more....

 

*In my head*

miley-twerk-chicken.gif

Ok now I need more drink 100%!

3125541+_31f474a7455ac04fdf0a0c2a236d89a


  • Hair Serious Business aime ceci

#3071
Paragonslustre

Paragonslustre
  • Members
  • 3 563 messages

With desire demon who can say?

 

 

Do not tempt me, little one.. ;)

 

 

ETA: OOL

 

giphy-13.gif



#3072
Hair Serious Business

Hair Serious Business
  • Members
  • 1 682 messages

I think I was drunk as hell first time I joined on this forum and that I spammed two same threads?

And...........woooooaaa...for some reason right now I'm having perverted thoughts of "rub off" thing. Just don't mind me I'm going to go in corner and drink...and be perv....wait you are biggest perv Cherry/Sithis!

Seems you are starting to rub off on me as well in here.

 

*drinks*


  • WhoopinYourA55Mate aime ceci

#3073
ravenesse

ravenesse
  • Members
  • 4 322 messages

giphy-13.gif

*thumbs up*thumbs uuup!* :D

 

 

As much as I would love to take all compliments regarding this "newly" invented word... I'm afraid that this person is the one who used this amazing word first when she first joined on this forum:

 
 

So CMAR! Cheers to you and and your invention "putted" ...speaking of which I need moooooaaaaar drink to have the most amazing g@#!$#-----something .....Wait "moooooaaaaar" also belongs to you...oh well seems you are starting to rub off on me in here  :whistle:

 
 

-snip-

Pffft, I'm not drunk enough to not check timestamps.

 

Sorry, pal, but I think it's the lost cause...

We are all surrounded by volus and HB!

 

Here goes \/

 

Beaker.gif

Then really all is lost.

Beaker6_280.gif

Eh... why don't we run?


  • Paragonslustre aime ceci

#3074
ravenesse

ravenesse
  • Members
  • 4 322 messages

I think I was drunk as hell first time I joined on this forum and that I spammed two same threads?

And...........woooooaaa...for some reason right now I'm having perverted thoughts of "rub off" thing. Just don't mind me I'm going to go in corner and drink...and be perv....wait you are biggest perv Cherry/Sithis!

Seems you are starting to rub off on me as well in here.

 

*drinks*

I am so not reading this. All this rubbing... 'tis enough for one day.



#3075
the Dame

the Dame
  • Members
  • 2 851 messages

*thumbs up*thumbs uuup!* :D

 

 

Pffft, I'm not drunk enough to not check timestamps.

 

Then really all is lost.

Beaker6_280.gif

Eh... why don't we run?

 

Run!! RUN!!!

We need to RUN!!

 

TV-MUPPETS-beaker-GIF.gif