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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#3101
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:11

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Aw ****. I have to hoke in my house and find my dungarees and goggles.

 

Wot. :blink:

 

Hey... do you have a Drinkquisition brand?

 

Cause you do now. Lewie. ;)


#3102
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:21

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Wot. :blink:

 

Hey... do you have a Drinkquisition brand?

 

Cause you do now. Lewie. ;)

Uhh.. who the fork is Lewie?

 

Also what is a drinkquisition brand, that is a lot of letters I had to close one eye.  :ph34r:


#3103
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:22

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Everyone here... or just about everyone here, has a nickname. :lol:

 

So yours is Lewie.


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#3104
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:26

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Oooh. Did Volus get turkey-slapped? ;)

 

LMAO!  Knowing my good buddy down under like I do, I checked urban dictionary to see if that was a "thing" that I just wasn't aware of.  You do not disappoint. :lol:

 

Sorry to disappoint, though, but no.  Twas just cold, hard Antivan steel, nothing more.  Wait... er... yeah, by steel I meant just a sword, yo.

 

Aw ****. I have to hoke in my house and find my dungarees and goggles.

 

Or just bust out the brushes and colours. My god.

 

Is the world ready for paint? 

 

The world may not be, but a certain Dame probably is!  Right, Iron Roy? :D


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#3105
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:29

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LMAO!  Knowing my good buddy down under like I do, I checked urban dictionary to see if that was a "thing" that I just wasn't aware of.  You do not disappoint. :lol:

 

Sorry to disappoint, though, but no.  Twas just cold, hard Antivan steel, nothing more.  Wait... er... yeah, by steel I meant just a sword, yo.

 

 

The world may not be, but a certain Dame probably is!  Right, Iron Roy? :D

 

I almost believed you. Until you said "Antivan". ;)

 

Ahh.. so that's what Lewie was on about?

 

Painting?

 

I'm not really an artistic type... and must admit, I thought she was talking about some unknown fetish of some sort... :blink:


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#3106
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:34

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What??  No, no, it was really an antivan sword.  I had to duel her betrothed Antivan what's his name...


#3107
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:41

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What??  No, no, it was really an antivan sword.  I had to duel her betrothed Antivan what's his name...

 

Now I'm confused.

 

I thought you and Josie (man no.2) duelled with your um... swords. But now you're saying you duelled her betrothed!?

 

Wait... maybe all three of you duelled.. but then, that wouldn't be a duel. That'd be a tripled.. or something. *Thinks up word*

 

Oh I know. Threesome. ;)

 

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#3108
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:42

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Everyone here... or just about everyone here, has a nickname. :lol:

 

So yours is Lewie.

Why Lewie? Is that not a guy's name?

 

I feel like a friendly toilet hb, thanks. 


#3109
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:43

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Why Lewie? Is that not a guy's name?

 

I feel like a friendly toilet hb, thanks. 

 

That's a bit sexist, don't you think? :lol:

 

Hey... nothing beats a friendly toilet. Especially after a night on the grog. ;)


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#3110
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:44

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Antivan Milk Sandwich!!!


#3111
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:45

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Antivan Milk Sandwich!!!

 

With chocolate sauce. ;)


#3112
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:53

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May I ask what he says if you select the "Mages have earned their reputation" choice?

 

Hey, sorry this took so long.  Luckily I had an autosave that hadn't been overwritten that placed me right at the end of the fade, so that was kind of perfect.  just had to fight big fear aspect, save wardens, then go back to skyhold.  Anyhoo, I did the middle options, bottom options (PUNCHY), and conversation over option.  Took so long because fraps records raw (frigging huge files) without any compression, so I had to use nero to recode them into mp4s before uploading to youtube.

 

Anyhoo, here ya go!  I really enjoyed punching him.  Too bad I've already gone a few hours past that point now or I might just have kept that, but oh well :)

 

Spoiler

 

EDIT:  Hmm, interesting.  Seems you can only embed two youtube links in a single post.  Third one requires click.


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#3113
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:56

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Hey, sorry this took so long.  Luckily I had an autosave that hadn't been overwritten that placed me right at the end of the fade, so that was kind of perfect.  just had to fight big fear aspect, save wardens, then go back to skyhold.  Anyhoo, I did the middle options, bottom options (PUNCHY), and conversation over option.  Took so long because fraps records raw (frigging huge files) without any compression, so I had to use nero to recode them into mp4s before uploading to youtube.

 

Anyhoo, here ya go!  I really enjoyed punching him.  Too bad I've already gone a few hours past that point now or I might just have kept that, but oh well :)

 

Spoiler

 

EDIT:  Hmm, interesting.  Seems you can only embed two youtube links in a single post.  Third one requires click.

 

Iron Roy greatly disapproves.

 

Anyway... I'm gonna go and soak my head in a toilet, and play some ME3.

 

Later bro.


#3114
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:57

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Later alligator!  Wait, no, y'all have crocs down under...  Oh well, later! 

 

Remember, white dresses are evil in ME3!


#3115
Orian Tabris
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 03:59

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Eh, I decked Oreo instead.  Well, the horsey did. :D

 

Well, since this is all textual, I can only feel decked if I actually understood what you were on about. Which I didn't. I knew it was supposed to be a response to me, but it did not-a make-a no sense, so it did not-a work.


#3116
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:00

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Iron Roy greatly approves.

Fixed. ;) I think punching him is hilarious! Glad you went back and punched him, Volus. *drink*

Edit: Being at work makes me want to punch people as well, so it makes me happy to see it.

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#3117
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:03

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That's a bit sexist, don't you think? :lol:

 

Hey... nothing beats a friendly toilet. Especially after a night on the grog. ;)

 

Not Lewie.. please.

 

This is too much, I can't eat chicken for the next month now I am named after a toilet.

 

Lou would do, at least I don't go weee afterwards.  :lol:

 

What the hell.

 

I AM NOT FRENCH


#3118
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:07

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EDIT:  Disregard!  I cannot in good conscience undercut Badonkadonk like that.  She made the call, she'll have to approve any changes.


Modifié par Roly Voly, 02 mars 2015 - 04:10 .

#3119
Orian Tabris
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:10

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Wrong. If I was looking for one singular color I would type 'paint'. I'm greedy and I want more than one color and they come in separate containers, so paintS it is. And please STOP trying to FIFY.

Volus, you could have decked him and I'd've been perfectly fine with it. It's hilarious!

 

They come in separate containers, but when they are not in containers, they aren't clearly separable entities... It's hard to explain (even without the fact that I can't explain things for shizzle), because plurals are not as simple as "there's more than 1 of something, so you put an 's' on the end."

 

Dun try to fight me with English stuff in English, gurl, 'cause I am English sensei... 'Kay?


#3120
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:11

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Someone fetch me that box of PAINTS. This place has a variety of PAINTS. English sensei, please. Part time editor here.

I'm too annoyed for this ****.
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#3121
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:11

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Later alligator!  Wait, no, y'all have crocs down under...  Oh well, later! 

 

Remember, white dresses are evil in ME3!

 

Heh, we also don't say "y'all".

 

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#3122
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:12

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G'day mate!  Hows about we throws some shrimp on da barbie!


#3123
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:13

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Not Lewie.. please.

 

This is too much, I can't eat chicken for the next month now I am named after a toilet.

 

Lou would do, at least I don't go weee afterwards.  :lol:

 

What the hell.

 

I AM NOT FRENCH

 

Don't worry, you don't need a nickname.

 

Take me for example. I don't have one, and I'm doing just fine.


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#3124
Orian Tabris
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:14

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G'day mate!  Hows about we throws some shrimp on da barbie!

 

We actually don't say shrimp. We say prawn.

 

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#3125
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:15

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Someone get me a double, it's going to be a long night.
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