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[Ashaantha]

Mako!!!!  

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Now that's the kind of post to start out a new page!  (OOL, sadly.  That didn't take long...)

 

As regards table fort, I promise you'll like the new one.  I told Morris to spare no expense.  I mean, it's still just a table fort, but it'll be a nice one

 

*uncorks his vial to si... sees StormQueen glaring at him and recorks lyrium, instead taking a swing of his water jug*

[Alex Hawke]

...I feel like I'm the only person who hates driving the freaking mako. I want my chauffeur Cortez back!

Not only one.

 

Hammerhead was fun, mostly because it was featured in only one mission, while Mako was damn hard to control and it was necessary everywhere.

[Lady Luminous]

Not that I'm aware of.
 
 
SERIOUSLY? everyone knows about a certain crazy mage, aka ME, and her table fort. You've been drinking too much lyrium and for this I'm not being nice! barris is getting hit with my staff the next time I see him.

Make sure it's the awesome staff I gifted you, just for extra payback!

[MoonblaDAI]

You know personally I think the idea to set it in a brand new Galaxy, and the Andromeda to boot, is actually a brilliant suggestion and when I read the rumors in that survey a while back the hype train started to leave the track.  choo choo mother fraker.  

 

Not to brag about it, but as soon as I learned that they were thinking about a new ME, the only option that I saw as possible was indeed it happening on a different galaxy. I'm talking around 2013. The "theory" that would support that actually happening indeed was proposed before the mass effect fields.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormhole

 

I learned about them (and got fascinated with the field) reading the book "Contact" by Carl Sagan (there was a movie loosely based on the book starring Jodie Foster).

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

I really don't give a **** about where the game takes place. All I care about is my mako.

-snip-

 

Yes, that is me spawning Makos and killing my frame rate.

Because there's no such thing as "enough Makos"!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Not that I'm aware of.

 

 

SERIOUSLY? everyone knows about a certain crazy mage, aka ME, and her table fort. You've been drinking too much lyrium and for this I'm not being nice! barris is getting hit with my staff the next time I see him.

I better have popcorn on standby.

[Lady Luminous]

Not only one.
 
Hammerhead was fun, mostly because it was featured in only one mission, while Mako was damn hard to control and it was necessary everywhere.

...I ignored it and walked whereever possible. Lol.

[Ashaantha]

My best experience in the Mako was actually getting it to flip, rolling down a mountain and as I reached the bottom, laughing my butt off the entire time, a thresher maw popped out of the ground and 'ate' me. I completely lost it at that point, the situation was so funny.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Because there's not such thing as "enough Makos"!

DAMN RIGHT!

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I tried to fit the Mako in an elevator?

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*drink* Good times.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

My best experience in the Mako was actually getting it to flip, rolling down a mountain and as I reached the bottom, laughing my butt off the entire time, a thresher maw popped out of the ground and 'ate' me. I completely lost it at that point, the situation was so funny.

Oh, Mako...

[Lady Luminous]

DAMN RIGHT!
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I tried to fit the Mako in an elevator?

Spoiler

*drink* Good times.

...Why...?

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

...Why...?

Why not?

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Why not?

 

Exactly what I was going to say (out-ninjaed by the Lynja again)

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

My best experience in the Mako was actually getting it to flip, rolling down a mountain and as I reached the bottom, laughing my butt off the entire time, a thresher maw popped out of the ground and 'ate' me. I completely lost it at that point, the situation was so funny.

 

Put that together from some of the better Mako stunts I captured. The last one is my favorite. Ignore the ridiculous captions. Might not be viewable in some countries.

*drink to the best damn driving vehicle I've ever had the pleasure to drive in a video game*

[Lady Luminous]

Why not?

...Confused Dazzle.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

-snip-

 

Put that together from some of the better Mako stunts I captured. The last one is my favorite. Ignore the ridiculous captions**. Might not be viewable in some countries.

*drink to the best damn driving vehicle I've ever had the pleasure to drive in a video game*

**Claim dismissed

[Ashaantha]

I love the Mako vs Hammerhead chats between Vega and the shuttle pilot guy (me3). They're so funny. Also team Mako and team hammerhead in Citadel....

[Lady Luminous]

I love the Mako vs Hammerhead chats between Vega and the shuttle pilot guy (me3). They're so funny. Also team Mako and team hammerhead in Citadel....

Jaaaames. *swoonsigh*

(Why isn't he an LI for crying out loud??)

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*A runner approaches Beren and hands him a message from Morris requesting Beren's presence immediately.  Beren promptly heads over to the requisition office*

 

Beren:  Got your message.  What's this about?  You cannot possibly be done yet.  *eyes large block of something under a tarp*

Morris:  But of course I can!  You said to spare no expense.  As you know, you can do things quickly -or- cheaply, but not both.

Beren:  ...  uh huh.  Just how not cheaply did you do this, might I ask.

Morris:  Before we talk about such mundane things as cost, let's take a look at what we threw together, shall we?  *pulls tarp off*

Beren:  *blinks*  That's it?!  YOU FOOL, I COULD HAVE DONE BETTER WITH CARDBOARD AND WRAPPING PAPER!

Morris:  Look inside...

Beren:  *whistles appreciatively*  Oooohhh....  She'll like this, I think.  But how in the blazes did you do that?

Morris:  That's where the expense comes in.  Alexius told me the other night about a breakthrough he recently made in his study of time magic.  Kept going on about how he should be titled "Time Lord" now.  Anyway, the components were incredibly expensive, but I think you'll agree the results are smashing.

Beren:  Okay, okay, fine.  So what's the bill?  300 sovereigns?  500?

Morris:  47,265 sovereigns.  Plus tip.

Beren:  WHAT?!  DAMMIT, YOU BASTAGE, I'M GONNA BE FARMING SNOUFLEUR ON THE FROZEN LAKE FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS NOW.

Morris:  I think I like  this job!

Beren:  D*ck.  *Grabs the table fort and storms out*

 

*Beren returns carrying StormQueen's new table fort*

 

Hope you like it.  Also hope y'all don't get tired of bbq snoufleur!  Don't worry, I'll stay away from the firepit...  Paragon can do the honors.

 

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Interior

 

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*Beren sighs and trudges out the door for Emprise du Lion*

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Jaaaames. *swoonsigh*

(Why isn't he an LI for crying out loud??)

I don't like him, but I think they should have done it, he and FemShep already flirt in almost all of his scenes anyway... ugh 

But then people would complain because wimminz have moar love interests and it's so unfair blahblah

[Beren Von Ostwick]

I tried to copy Candy Man and turn it into an ode to the Mako, but  gave up after the first verse and replacing all candy man with mako because it sucked.  Leaving it here in case anyone can  do it justice.

 

Spoiler

Who can take a thresher maw, sprinkle it with dr pepper
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The M35 Mako, oh The M35 Mako can
The M35 Mako can 'cause it mixes it with eezo and makes the world fly away

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
The M35 Mako, The M35 Mako can
The M35 Mako can 'cause it mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

The M35 Mako makes everything it bakes satisfying and delicious
Now you talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes

Oh, who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The M35 Mako, oh The M35 Mako can
The M35 Mako can 'cause it mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

The M35 Mako makes everything it bakes satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The M35 Mako, The M35 Mako can
The M35 Mako can 'cause it mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Yes, The M35 Mako can 'cause it mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
a-M35 Mako, a-M35 Mako, a-M35 Mako
M35 Mako, a-M35 Mako, a-M35 Mako
M35 Mako, a-M35 Mako, a-M35 Mako

 

*drinks to stupid endeavors*

[Lady Luminous]

*A runner approaches Beren and hands him a message from Morris requesting Beren's presence immediately.  Beren promptly heads over to the requisition office*
 
*Beren returns carrying StormQueen's new table fort*
 
Hope you like it.  Also hope y'all don't get tired of bbq snoufleur!  Don't worry, I'll stay away from the firepit...  Paragon can do the honors.
 

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Interior
 

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*Beren sighs and trudges out the door for Emprise du Lion*

*WHINES* Ber, I want an incredible fort toooo!

[Ashaantha]

*A runner approaches Beren and hands him a message from Morris requesting Beren's presence immediately.  Beren promptly heads over to the requisition office*

 

Beren:  Got your message.  What's this about?  You cannot possibly be done yet.  *eyes large block of something under a tarp*

Morris:  But of course I can!  You said to spare no expense.  As you know, you can do things quickly -or- cheaply, but not both.

Beren:  ...  uh huh.  Just how not cheaply did you do this, might I ask.

Morris:  Before we talk about such mundane things as cost, let's take a look at what we threw together, shall we?  *pulls tarp off*

Beren:  *blinks*  That's it?!  YOU FOOL, I COULD HAVE DONE BETTER WITH CARDBOARD AND WRAPPING PAPER!

Morris:  Look inside...

Beren:  *whistles appreciatively*  Oooohhh....  She'll like this, I think.  But how in the blazes did you do that?

Morris:  That's where the expense comes in.  Alexius told me the other night about a breakthrough he recently made in his study of time magic.  Kept going on about how he should be titled "Time Lord" now.  Anyway, the components were incredibly expensive, but I think you'll agree the results are smashing.

Beren:  Okay, okay, fine.  So what's the bill?  300 sovereigns?  500?

Morris:  47,265 sovereigns.  Plus tip.

Beren:  WHAT?!  DAMMIT, YOU BASTAGE, I'M GONNA BE FARMING SNOUFLEUR ON THE FROZEN LAKE FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS NOW.

Morris:  I think I like  this job!

Beren:  D*ck.  *Grabs the table fort and storms out*

 

*Beren returns carrying StormQueen's new table fort*

 

Hope you like it.  Also hope y'all don't get tired of bbq snoufleur!  Don't worry, I'll stay away from the firepit...  Paragon can do the honors.

 

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Exterior

 

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Interior

 

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*Beren sighs and trudges out the door for Emprise du Lion*

 

I love you!!

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

I tried to copy Candy Man and turn it into an ode to the Mako, but  gave up after the first verse and replacing all candy man with mako because it sucked.  Leaving it here in case anyone can  do it justice.

 

Spoiler

Who can take a thresher maw, sprinkle it with dr pepper
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The M35 Mako, oh The M35 Mako can
The M35 Mako can 'cause it mixes it with eezo and makes the world fly away

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
The M35 Mako, The M35 Mako can
The M35 Mako can 'cause it mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

The M35 Mako makes everything it bakes satisfying and delicious
Now you talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes

Oh, who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The M35 Mako, oh The M35 Mako can
The M35 Mako can 'cause it mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

The M35 Mako makes everything it bakes satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The M35 Mako, The M35 Mako can
The M35 Mako can 'cause it mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Yes, The M35 Mako can 'cause it mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
a-M35 Mako, a-M35 Mako, a-M35 Mako
M35 Mako, a-M35 Mako, a-M35 Mako
M35 Mako, a-M35 Mako, a-M35 Mako

 

*drinks to stupid endeavors*