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#3126
Orian Tabris

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I almost believed you. Until you said "Antivan". ;)

 

Ahh.. so that's what Lewie was on about?

 

Painting?

 

I'm not really an artistic type... and must admit, I thought she was talking about some unknown fetish of some sort... :blink:

Bold.

 



#3127
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Someone get me a double, it's going to be a long night.

 

Here.

 

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#3128
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The world may not be, but a certain Dame probably is! Right, Iron Roy? :D

Shhh not so loud. *drink*

#3129
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Here.

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Cheers. I'll take it. *drink*
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#3130
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Confession time, fellow drunkards.  I didn't realize "Mike Hawke" was a play on words until someone posted something about the last name being Hunt instead.  There I was making a sincere post in the thread...

 

*drinks to forget  the embarrassment*


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#3131
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For shame.
Dwight-Schrute-Shakes-Head-and-Rolls-Eye

*drink*

#3132
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Oh oh, drink every time someone makes a thread about their review of DAI. Must also drink for those already in existence.

#3133
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Oh oh, drink every time someone makes a thread about their review of DAI. Must also drink for those already in existence.

 

*Hands Miss Iron a full case of Chasind Sack Mead* 

 

Well, almost full...  *chug chug chug*


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#3134
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*drinks to toilets... a drunkards best friend*
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#3135
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*Hands Miss Iron a full case of Chasind Sack Mead*

Well, almost full... *chug chug chug*

could be here drinking awhile.

#3136
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I'm about to have a glass of absinthe and sugar, but I figured I'd stop by and drop off a song:

 

 

 

"Oh show me...the way...to the next...whiskey bar."


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#3137
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*drinks to toilets... a drunkards best friend*

 

Rock on, DPR, rock on!

 

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#3138
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Confession time, fellow drunkards.  I didn't realize "Mike Hawke" was a play on words until someone posted something about the last name being Hunt instead.  There I was making a sincere post in the thread...

 

*drinks to forget  the embarrassment*

 

Meh. It only works if you pronounce Hawke as "Hahk." And only Americans, Canadians, and... possibly Mexicans, say it that way. Everywhere else would say it "Hork".

 

So it doesn't work if you say "My-k Hork". Well, it does, but it doesn't sound like "my c○ck". More like "my cork".

 

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#3139
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Great, thanks.  Now when I go to bed here in a little while, I'm probably gonna dream about Lorena Bobbitt running around Skyrim screaming, "I'm gonna gut you like a horker!"



#3140
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Oh, apparently 5 minutes ago was yesterday.

 

Which sounds pretty funny in my head.

 

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#3141
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Hey, that 'Why can't we have a romance option like Isabela....?' Thread was finally closed! DRINK
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#3142
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Strolls into bar whistling merrily.  Sits at bar.

 

Hey Cabot, hit me would ya?

 

that-moment-when-chuck-norris-punch-you-

 

Picks self off floor, spits out tooth.  Okay then, a mead if you pleath.

Woah!  What the frick happened to the Dame?

 

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Drink!


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#3143
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Oh oh, drink every time someone makes a thread about their review of DAI. Must also drink for those already in existence.

 

I think that was already made a rule. I know I didn't come up with it, though.

 

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#3144
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Hey, that 'Why can't we have a romance option like Isabela....?' Thread was finally closed! DRINK
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The 'naked wimminz' one is still going though.  I'll raise a chug to that one.  Chugs.



#3145
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Rock on, DPR, rock on!

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Hrhrhr!
You Sir, are a biotic GOD!

And old smartphones suck. Damn work. Should quit for drinking.

#3146
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Ooph Cabot, did you have to punch Paragon? Also nothing happened to dame. I wonder what it would take to close 'naked wimminz', I mean, that thread won't die. For everyday that thread stays open, drink. *drink*

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Hey, that 'Why can't we have a romance option like Isabela....?' Thread was finally closed! DRINK
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Hallefuckinglujah.

 

Oh and Lewy, mate... I'll compromise with you. You see "Lou" is far too generic.. so from this point forward you will be known as "Loo". Fitting, don't you think?

 

You're not French?

 

Well.. ****. Lucky I didn't ask you to fetch me the peelows.

 

 

The 'naked wimminz' one is still going though.  I'll raise a chug to that one.  Chugs.

 

LOL.

 

And the "What's the crap I'm seeing about crap I'm hearing about giving somebody **** about making Cass bi mod".. or whatever it is.



#3148
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^Drink for every day that thread remains open as well

#3149
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wakes up from an annoying giggles near her
 
"Oh",- she groans, - "that was stupid... I fell asleep at the bar... Uhh.. my spine!.."
 
slowly lifting her head she absentmindedly notices that all sound around fades
confused, careful not to move too quickly, she looks around
the regulars busy with their own stuff and don't even look at her
 
"Strange", - she thinks, slowly she turns to face dwarven Cabot. - "Cabot, good... morning?".
"Day, pretty, day", - d. Cabot says and thin smile appears on his face.
 
his smile completely shaked off any remains of a sleep she had
 
"You're smiling! D. Cabot SMILES!"
 
His smile just widens in response
 
...? 
 
then her face changed
without asking she takes nearest polished tray
for few seconds she just stares at her reflection, then slowly puts tray back on the bar
 
"...You know, Cabot, I think I finally understood.. what it feels like.... to lose... friends."
 
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#3150
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ROFLMAO *chokes on drink*