I almost believed you. Until you said "Antivan".
Ahh.. so that's what Lewie was on about?
Painting?
I'm not really an artistic type... and must admit, I thought she was talking about some unknown fetish of some sort...
Bold.
I almost believed you. Until you said "Antivan".
Ahh.. so that's what Lewie was on about?
Painting?
I'm not really an artistic type... and must admit, I thought she was talking about some unknown fetish of some sort...
Bold.
Someone get me a double, it's going to be a long night.
Here.

Shhh not so loud. *drink*
The world may not be, but a certain Dame probably is! Right, Iron Roy?
Cheers. I'll take it. *drink*Here.
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Guest_Roly Voly_*
Confession time, fellow drunkards. I didn't realize "Mike Hawke" was a play on words until someone posted something about the last name being Hunt instead. There I was making a sincere post in the thread...
*drinks to forget the embarrassment*

Guest_Roly Voly_*
Oh oh, drink every time someone makes a thread about their review of DAI. Must also drink for those already in existence.
*Hands Miss Iron a full case of Chasind Sack Mead*
Well, almost full... *chug chug chug*
could be here drinking awhile.*Hands Miss Iron a full case of Chasind Sack Mead*
Well, almost full... *chug chug chug*
I'm about to have a glass of absinthe and sugar, but I figured I'd stop by and drop off a song:
"Oh show me...the way...to the next...whiskey bar."
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*drinks to toilets... a drunkards best friend*
Rock on, DPR, rock on!

Confession time, fellow drunkards. I didn't realize "Mike Hawke" was a play on words until someone posted something about the last name being Hunt instead. There I was making a sincere post in the thread...
*drinks to forget the embarrassment*
Meh. It only works if you pronounce Hawke as "Hahk." And only Americans, Canadians, and... possibly Mexicans, say it that way. Everywhere else would say it "Hork".
So it doesn't work if you say "My-k Hork". Well, it does, but it doesn't sound like "my c○ck". More like "my cork".

Guest_Roly Voly_*
Great, thanks. Now when I go to bed here in a little while, I'm probably gonna dream about Lorena Bobbitt running around Skyrim screaming, "I'm gonna gut you like a horker!"
Oh, apparently 5 minutes ago was yesterday.
Which sounds pretty funny in my head.

Strolls into bar whistling merrily. Sits at bar.
Hey Cabot, hit me would ya?

Picks self off floor, spits out tooth. Okay then, a mead if you pleath.
Woah! What the frick happened to the Dame?
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Drink!
Oh oh, drink every time someone makes a thread about their review of DAI. Must also drink for those already in existence.
I think that was already made a rule. I know I didn't come up with it, though.
Alistair: "Yes...
Hey, that 'Why can't we have a romance option like Isabela....?' Thread was finally closed! DRINK
The 'naked wimminz' one is still going though. I'll raise a chug to that one. Chugs.
Hrhrhr!Rock on, DPR, rock on!
Guest_Donkson_*
Hey, that 'Why can't we have a romance option like Isabela....?' Thread was finally closed! DRINK
Hallefuckinglujah.
Oh and Lewy, mate... I'll compromise with you. You see "Lou" is far too generic.. so from this point forward you will be known as "Loo". Fitting, don't you think?
You're not French?
Well.. ****. Lucky I didn't ask you to fetch me the peelows.
The 'naked wimminz' one is still going though. I'll raise a chug to that one. Chugs.
LOL.
And the "What's the crap I'm seeing about crap I'm hearing about giving somebody **** about making Cass bi mod".. or whatever it is.
