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#3201
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Agh!  Medic!  Biotic God down, biotic God down!

 

Call the meadics *Giggles like a schoolgirl on crack*


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#3202
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Oh for fucks sake! Why didin't that lag happen when I had bull in the party? :/ 

 

Hey, how come you can 'say' ****?  


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The real fight... is happening in the Cullen bi thread. ;)

 

Wish I had saved that GIF Paragon posted of the popcorn..



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Hey, how come you can 'say' ****?  

 

Cause he added an s at the end.

 

You can also say

 

Fucker.

Fuckup.


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#3205
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Hey, how come you can 'say' ****?  

What? It was "*" in my post, but when you quate it it says actually fucks... Nice :P... 

 

 

 

Short answer: GUESS I AM SPECIAL  :ph34r:

 

EDIT: @HB you broke my specialnesss!.... Time for an INTERNET FIGHT :P 


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#3206
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The real fight... is happening in the Cullen bi thread. ;)

Wish I had saved that GIF Paragon posted of the popcorn..

Is it?! *rushes to thread with mead and popcorn*
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What? It was "*" in my post, but when you quate it it says actually fucks... Nice :P... 

 

 

 

Short answer: GUESS I AM SPECIAL  :ph34r:

 

EDIT: @HB you broke my specialnesss!.... Time for an INTERNET FIGHT :P

 

*Puts on 20 inch strap on made of steal, then turkey slaps you*

 

I win again.


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What? It was "*" in my post, but when you quate it it says actually fucks... Nice :P...



Short answer: GUESS I AM SPECIAL :ph34r:

EDIT: @HB you broke my specialnesss!.... Time for an INTERNET FIGHT :P

Next round! FIGHT!

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Is it?! *rushes to thread with mead and popcorn*

 

Don't forget the booze!!!



#3210
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LMAO that GIF...

 

*Puts on strap on and turkey slaps you*

 

I WIN.

 

Andraste's dimpled butt cheeks, I just urbandicked 'turkey slap'.  Snorts vodka through eyes.

 

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#3211
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Cause he added an s at the end.

 

You can also say

 

Fucker.

Fuckup.

 

And fuckwit apparently  :D


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#3212
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*Puts on 20 inch strap on made of steal, then turkey slaps you*

 

I win again.

Not so fast.... I give Solas tea  and he spits it on you...  I win... lol 



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Andraste's dimpled butt cheeks, I just urbandicked 'turkey slap'.  Snorts vodka through eyes.

 

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LOL.

 

I'm OOL.

 

And for those who do not understand what turkey slapping is... it's when somebody hits you in the face with a penis.



#3214
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Is it?! *rushes to thread with mead and popcorn*

 

Wait for me!


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#3215
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And fuckwit apparently  :D

The CURSEQUISITION IS HERE! :D


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And fuckwit apparently  :D

 

And if that were to fail, we always have "feck".

 

 

Not so fast.... I give Solas tea  and he spits it on you...  I win... lol 

 

EW COOTIES


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#3217
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Picture. Posted.

Hope I won't regret it. B)


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Andraste's dimpled butt cheeks, I just urbandicked 'turkey slap'.  Snorts vodka through eyes.

 

bloodshot-eyes.gif

 

 

Hehe, yeah, she got me with that phrase yesterday!

 

Btw, Ltothe3, just so you know there's no hard feelings over that internet fight we just had (you know, the one where you brutalized me with... wait, bad wording...moving on), I found a girl for you!  You said you liked 'em kind of unstable, but I am sure this one will never be untrue.  You can thank me later :)

 

Spoiler


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#3219
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Not so fast.... I give Solas tea and he spits it on you... I win... lol

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And damn, I am OOL. I can also see why that Cullen thread went south. *grumble* that guy, why did he have to show up?


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#3220
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Hehe, yeah, she got me with that phrase yesterday!

 

Btw, Ltothe3, just so you know there's no hard feelings over that internet fight we just had (you know, the one where you brutalized me with... wait, bad wording...moving on), I found a girl for you!  You said you liked 'em kind of unstable, but I am sure this one will never be untrue.

 

Spoiler

I just clicked on the spoiler tab and almost had a heart attack from this lovely face... :D 



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Drinkquisition fight club.

 

 

Hehe, yeah, she got me with that phrase yesterday!

 

Btw, Ltothe3, just so you know there's no hard feelings over that internet fight we just had (you know, the one where you brutalized me with... wait, bad wording...moving on), I found a girl for you!  You said you liked 'em kind of unstable, but I am sure this one will never be untrue.  You can thank me later :)

 

Spoiler

 

LMAO.

 

Yep... definitely unstable. You can tell just by looking at her.

 

Ahhh bro... I appreciate you trying to find me a girlfriend and all but I've made a pact to myself to stay away from females. ;)



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I just clicked on the spoiler tab and almost had a heart attack from this lovely face... :D

 

She's all yours.

 

If you want any advice on how to handle that, let me know. ;) I'm good with the unstable ones.


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Oh God.  Look, seriously, if you romance Kaiden, I'll arrow to your  face just on general principles.

 

(Said only out of concern for my buddy down under!)



#3224
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She's all yours.

 

If you want any advice on how to handle that, let me know. ;) I'm good with the unstable ones.

Really even with this one?

 

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Oh God.  Look, seriously, if you romance Kaiden, I'll arrow to your  face just on general principles.

 

(Said only out of concern for my buddy down under!)

 

Ew no dangly bits either!! You know me better than that, mate.

 

Wait. Let me clarify with you there... sex is fine. Emotional investment = not so much. So at best, I'll get that unstable lady really drunk and take advantage of her. Then I'm out the door.

 

Besides, I've already passed her over to Elf-boy there.