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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#3226
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 11:54

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Really even with this one?

 

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Yes I can actually.

 

Try not to giggle if she goes down on you.. that mustache looks rather.. tickly.


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#3227
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 11:55

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Ew no dangly bits either!! You know me better than that, mate.

 

Wait. Let me clarify with you there... sex is fine. Emotional investment = not so much. So at best, I'll get that unstable lady really drunk and take advantage of her. Then I'm out the door.

 

Besides, I've already passed her over to Elf-boy there.

 

*Whew*  Thank God.  For a second there, I feared you'd been abominated by  some weird demon...


#3228
Paragonslustre
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 11:56

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Here ya go HB, if ya need it

 

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#3229
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 11:58

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And if that were to fail, we always have "feck".

 

 

 

EW COOTIES

 

Absofeckinglutely!


#3230
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:00

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Really even with this one?

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Moustache greatly approves. DRINK
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#3231
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:00

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*goes to cook some bacon and eggs for breakfast*

 

*panics*  I'm... I'm out of bacon.

 

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This sucks...  I guess I can try to compensate with mead.

 

*drinks*  Yeah, no, it's not the same.


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#3232
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:01

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*Whew*  Thank God.  For a second there, I feared you'd been abominated by  some weird demon...

 

You never need to fear.

 

And how can I be abominated by some weird demon?

 

I AM the weird demon. I do the abominating around here.

 

 

Here ya go HB, if ya need it

 

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I love you. Thanks, I'll save it now.

 

You're my second best bud, btw.


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#3233
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:03

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*goes to cook some bacon and eggs for breakfast*

 

*panics*  I'm... I'm out of bacon.

 

snoufleur_slaughter_team.png

 

This sucks...  I guess I can try to compensate with mead.

 

*drinks*  Yeah, no, it's not the same.

 

What?  No turkey bacon?  Sniggers into drink.


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#3234
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:03

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*goes to cook some bacon and eggs for breakfast*

 

*panics*  I'm... I'm out of bacon.

 

snoufleur_slaughter_team.png

 

This sucks...  I guess I can try to compensate with mead.

 

*drinks*  Yeah, no, it's not the same.

 

You could always use your pets... I hear it's good meat, in some parts.


#3235
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:04

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What?  No turkey bacon?  Sniggers into drink.

 

*Giggles like a schoogirl on crack again*


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#3236
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:04

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You never need to fear.

 

And how can I be abominated by some weird demon?

 

I AM the weird demon. I do the abominating around here.

 

 

 

I love you. Thanks, I'll save it now.

 

You're my second best bud, btw.

 

Second best?  I'll take it  ;)


#3237
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:05

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*Giggles like a schoogirl on crack again*

Died out of laughing right now... 


#3238
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:06

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What?  No turkey bacon?  Sniggers into drink.

 

HAHA!!!!

 

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You could always use your pets... I hear it's good meat, in some parts.

 

*pets greatly disapprove!*

 

For the record:  Eggo frozen waffles...


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#3239
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:07

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*goes to cook some bacon and eggs for breakfast*

*panics* I'm... I'm out of bacon.

snoufleur_slaughter_team.png

This sucks... I guess I can try to compensate with mead.

*drinks* Yeah, no, it's not the same.

Out of bacon?
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#3240
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:08

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Second best?  I'll take it  ;)

 

Volus was here first!!

 

In fact.. he's the reason we've been brought together in this insanity.

 

 

HAHA!!!!

 

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*pets greatly disapprove!*

 

For the record:  Eggo frozen waffles...

 

That GIF pretty much sums up your romance with Josie.

 

 

Died out of laughing right now... 

 

Dude... don't die. You only just got here!!

 

*Necromances*


#3241
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:10

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It's creepy and fascinating at the same time.

 

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#3242
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:11

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It's creepy and fascinating at the same time.

 

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Like watching an elderly lady get ploughed by a horse.. you know it's wrong, but you just can't look away.


#3243
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:12

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HAHA!!!!

 

game_of_thrones_reek_sausage.gif

 

 

*pets greatly disapprove!*

 

For the record:  Eggo frozen waffles...

 

Mmmmmmmm sausage, don't mind if I do.  Thank you, your Drinkquisitorialness.  Washes down with mead.


#3244
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:12

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Volus was here first!!

 

That's not what Allers  said!  ;)

 

It's creepy and fascinating at the same time.

 

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Mmmmmmmm sausage, don't mind if I do.  Thank you, your Drinkquisitorialness.  Washes down with mead.

 

I aim to please :)


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#3245
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:12

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HAHA!!!!

 

game_of_thrones_reek_sausage.gif

 

 

*pets greatly disapprove!*

 

For the record:  Eggo frozen waffles...

 

 

That GIF pretty much sums up your romance with Josie.

 

Are you saying Josephine looks like a man?

 

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#3246
the Dame
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:15

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Like watching an elderly lady get ploughed by a horse.. you know it's wrong, but you just can't look away.

 

Hm.. what an interesting analogy you came up with.... ^_^

 

ETA: I'm OOL


#3247
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:15

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That's not what Allers  said!  ;)

 

 

 

 

 

I aim to please :)

 

Meh. Allers was trying to make me jealous by sleeping with you... didn't work. I just threw her out of an airlock.

 

 

Are you saying Josephine looks like a man?

 

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Yeah she totally looks like a man. Totally. :rolleyes:


#3248
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:17

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Hm.. what an interesting analogy you came up with.... ^_^

 

ETA: I'm OOL

 

Well... I could replace that with chicken... but that wouldn't have worked for the analogy.

 

Unless... the horse ploughs the chicken. ;)


#3249
Orian Tabris
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:17

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It's disgraceful what some people do when they're drunk...

 

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#3250
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:17

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It's disgraceful what some people do when they're drunk...

 

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He's molestering the kitties!!!

 

(Wait. I'm guilty of doing that on this thread. :ph34r: )


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