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[Inverse_Twilight]

*Snip Pic*

 

I demand a genuine Donk fanfic!  That thing could give Mr. Pepper a run of the money.

 

ETA: @FemShem : http://forum.bioware...nd-race-in-mea/

I meant hard liquor, but that works too...

 

Oh but I thought it was female tradition (except me) to consume tubs of ice cream, drink fruity drinks, eat popcorn and listen to Taylor Swift and Pink when you break up with somebody? Or is that just restricted to people who romance Solas?

*Runs away*

Lol and what, you can read my mind now?

I would probably go insane if I could actually read your mind. Lol. I'm afraid you are rather predictable, my friend

[FemShem]

Oh but I thought it was female tradition (except me) to consume tubs of ice cream, drink fruity drinks, eat popcorn and listen to Taylor Swift and Pink when you break up with somebody? Or is that just restricted to people who romance Solas?

*Runs away*

Lol and what, you can read my mind now?

Well that was me when my romance with Sera glitched for the second time on the second play through and I had to romance Cullen...sigh...my lesbian Inquisitor did not appreciate being made bi for an unlock:/

[Beren Von Ostwick]

A Donk friendfic? I was wondering when somebody would come up with the idea

Please do!! Should be interesting haha.

 

  I think there has been some confusion here...

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Now I'm confused

Don't worry.  That happens to me all the time.  I find the best policy is to just smile and wave.

 

Did you mean I should start a friendfic about Twilight reaching for the "hard stuff"?

Yes?

 

Or, like I assumed, somebody write one about me?

Well now I feel bad.  Okay, somebody needs to do this too!

 

I've already come up with an idea for the former.

Well that's comforting to know

 

<<< snip >>> .. Drama will unfold!

Can't wait!

 

Boy, what an irritating way to reply, eh?

[Inverse_Twilight]

Now I'm confused

Did you mean I should start a friendfic about Twilight reaching for the "hard stuff"?

Or, like I assumed, somebody write one about me?

I've already come up with an idea for the former.

Somebody places a curse on the Andraste's phallus strap on that featured in this thread ages ago, bringing it to life. twilight discovers it and falls in love, only problem is she's in a relationship with Sera.. Drama will unfold!

What is Andraste's Phallus? Or do I not want to know?

[Ashaantha]

Donk is starting to worry me again. Can we get a little less of that talk, haha

[Beren Von Ostwick]

It's the name of her d i l d o.  I thought it had gone into retirement.  Apparently not...

 

ETA:  Sorry, StormQueen!

[Ashaantha]

*sighs exasperatedly*

True enough, I should not be surprised about anything you type, Donk.

 

Edit: you didn't have to post that last post did you? I feel dirty just reading that.

I'm going to go hide in a different thread for a while.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Well!  I stand corrected.  

 

Awaiting PM reply before I do the other thing...

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

*sighs exasperatedly*
True enough, I should not be surprised about anything you type, Donk.

Edit: you didn't have to post that last post did you? I feel dirty just reading that.
I'm going to go hide in a different thread for a while.

For some reason I still am. Just like when someone takes me seriously.

[Ashaantha]

It is not cute when I get embarrassed, dammit!

Honestly, I have a 2yo so you'd think that sort of stuff wouldn't embarrass me. You know how babies are made. but dammit, there's a time and place for everything.

 

ANYWAY

I'm now a proud owner of the witcher 3 on playstation 4. *queue cheering*

[Ashaantha]

In a factory in China?

Nice!! Congratulations, do enjoy. I would suggest wrapping up any loose ends in other games before getting into TW3. It requires a lot of your time and focus.

 

I thought the factory was in Taiwan. My mistake

 

My boyfriend will be playing TW3 first so he can help me when I get stuck during my turn haha, I'm horrible at console games. I still have ME1 to finish achievements on anyway, and was allowed to get the rest of ME2's dlc so I have that to play too.

[Ashaantha]

What do you have trouble with, the controller?

 

Bingo. I'm very used to keyboard and mouse, which is probably why I've never had a problem with keyboard and mouse controls for any pc game I've played so far except DAO which played like it was made for controller only lol.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Oh but I thought it was female tradition (except me) to consume tubs of ice cream, drink fruity drinks, eat popcorn and listen to Taylor Swift and Pink when you break up with somebody? Or is that just restricted to people who romance Solas?

*Runs away*

Ha ha, I missed this when I was skimming through. I'll have you know I did no such thing. It was ice cream, Dr pepper, TSFH, and firetrucks.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

 

*burp*

 

In all things, honor The Will.