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Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
#32601
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 04:51
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- LightningPoodle aime ceci
#32602
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 04:52
And thus was the legend of the Andraste Phallus born...
aaand.....romance is locked!
You know what this means, don't you?
Romance quest time!!
*HB is freaking out because she wants to give the Doc a gift to show her how much she cares, but can't think of what to get her.. she considers large textbooks about psychology.. but thinks it isn't romantic enough or something.. after it does her head in for a while, she decides to consult her party members.*
Cassandra: You and the Doc? I don't know what to say, other than how about getting her a REAL job?
Vivienne: Oh for... you hassled me for this? Seriously? Just shave a psychological slogan into your private parts, dear. She'll get the redundancy.
Sera: Pfft. You're a cheating arse-biscuit!! I suppose I can let you off.. this is a sushi romance, after all. I don't wanna hear about it though, yeah?
IB: You and the doc? Nice one, boss.
Cole: She is craving... something big... something hard and long... something missing... something that vibrates. She wants it to hurt..
*HB considers this, and knows just what to get her new LI. After many days of searching throughout Thedas, sealing rifts, destroying demons, carta dwarves, flaming bears and anything else that stands in her way, she finally finds the gift she needs locked inside of a chest, under a rock in the Hinterlands*
Andraste's phallus
Spoiler
99% extra damage bonus
*After this long journey, HB asks the doc to meet her in the secluded cemetery near Skyhold. After reading her passages from a psychology textbook, they lay down a towel, sip some wine and do the deed*
Achievement unlocked
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#32603
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 04:53
Guest_Donkson_*
And thus was the legend of the Andraste Phallus born...
Much appreciated mate
#32604
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 04:56
And thus was the legend of the Andraste Phallus born...
Omg that is epic! But Donk, you had better not write about me and that thing.
You guys sure are a strange bunch, but I love you so much! ![]()
#32605
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 04:58
Guest_Donkson_*
Omg that is epic! But Donk better not write about me and that thing.
You guys sure are a strange bunch, but I love you so much!
You may wanna rethink that when I write your friendfic
#32606
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 04:59
Guest_Donkson_*
#32607
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:00
*Beren just chuckles into his mug and thanks the opposite of The Maker for Donk*

- Inverse_Twilight aime ceci
#32608
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:01
Guest_Donkson_*
- Roamingmachine, Inverse_Twilight et Ashaantha aiment ceci
#32609
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:38
Morning DQ!

#32610
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:40
Looks like there is also a new one just released May 19th called The Sword Of Destiny. I'll get the first one and put it in my read queue and see if I want to get the rest. Thanks for the heads up
The first one is The Last Wish and the second one is The Sword of Destiny. That's chronological order anyway. Both of those are also a bunch of short stories woven together. The Last Wish, Geralt is at a location and he is remembering these events which are the short stories. The Sword of Destiny, I'm not sure yet because I haven't started reading it.
#32611
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:40
*drinks to always forgetting passwords*
ROAMING! *tackles*
- Roamingmachine aime ceci
#32612
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:40
*Looks out at the starlight, looks up at Hardon Collider's claim of morning, looks back outside*

lay off the elfroot, HC
- Roamingmachine aime ceci
#32613
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:45
- Ashaantha aime ceci
#32614
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:46
Sorry to burst your bubbles BUT It's 3:46pm .. not even evening yet!
*drinks to time zones*
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#32615
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:47
*drinks to always forgetting passwords*
ROAMING! *tackles*

*Looks out at the starlight, looks up at Hardon Collider's claim of morning, looks back outside*
lay off the elfroot, HC
Never!

- FemShem aime ceci
#32616
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:48
Sorry to burt your bubbles BUT It's 3:46pm .. not even evening yet!
*drinks to time zones*
*ahem* 6:48am.
#32617
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:50
*ahem* 6:48am.
nope. 3:50pm , Monday 22nd .. umm.. *checks calendar* of June. I win, because... future!
#32618
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:51
Never!
Whatcha gon' do about it?
- Roamingmachine aime ceci
#32619
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:51
Dude it's after midnight. Morning.
Sorry to burst your bubbles BUT It's 3:46pm .. not even evening yet!
*drinks to time zones*
*ahem* 6:48am.
Hush, the lot of ya!
Never!
That is NOT Aussie style! Bad kitty, very bad!
Also, as I am OOL, this is for all y'all...

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#32620
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:52
It's 8:51 in the morning and y'all be crazy for thinking otherwise ![]()
#32621
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:53
nope. 3:50pm , Monday 22nd .. umm.. *checks calendar* of June. I win, because... future!
... I can't fight that. The future looks so cool! Do you have robots enslaving humans yet?
#32622
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 05:56
It's 10:56pm Sunday where I am. I am way behind all of you guys.
#32623
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 06:03
It's 10:56pm Sunday where I am. I am way behind all of you guys.
Warning you now. Robots take over the earth at midnight. You've got 1 hour to stop them! It's to late for us, but you might still have a chance!
#32624
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 06:09
Warning you now. Robots take over the earth at midnight. You've got 1 hour to stop them! It's to late for us, but you might still have a chance!
Thanks for the warning, I'll get right on that... After I finish this quest in DAI.
Oh, who am I kidding, we are so screwed. lol.
#32625
Posté 22 juin 2015 - 06:11
Never!Hush, the lot of ya!






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