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[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Mmmmmmm Dr pepper

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[Beren Von Ostwick]

And thus was the legend of the Andraste Phallus born...

 

aaand.....romance is locked!

 

 

You know what this means, don't you?

 

Romance quest time!!

 

*HB is freaking out because she wants to give the Doc a gift to show her how much she cares, but can't think of what to get her.. she considers large textbooks about psychology.. but thinks it isn't romantic enough or something.. after it does her head in for a while, she decides to consult her party members.*

 

Cassandra: You and the Doc? I don't know what to say, other than how about getting her a REAL job?

 

Vivienne: Oh for... you hassled me for this? Seriously? Just shave a psychological slogan into your private parts, dear. She'll get the redundancy.

 

Sera: Pfft. You're a cheating arse-biscuit!! I suppose I can let you off.. this is a sushi romance, after all. I don't wanna hear about it though, yeah?

 

IB: You and the doc? Nice one, boss.

 

Cole: She is craving... something big... something hard and long... something missing... something that vibrates. She wants it to hurt..

 

*HB considers this, and knows just what to get her new LI. After many days of searching throughout Thedas, sealing rifts, destroying demons, carta dwarves, flaming bears and anything else that stands in her way, she finally finds the gift she needs locked inside of a chest, under a rock in the Hinterlands*

Andraste's phallus

 

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99% extra damage bonus

 

*After this long journey, HB asks the doc to meet her in the secluded cemetery near Skyhold. After reading her passages from a psychology textbook, they lay down a towel, sip some wine and do the deed*

 

Achievement unlocked

[Inverse_Twilight]

And thus was the legend of the Andraste Phallus born...

Omg that is epic! But Donk, you had better not write about me and that thing.

 

You guys sure are a strange bunch, but I love you so much!

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Beren just chuckles into his mug and thanks the opposite of The Maker for Donk*

 

[Roamingmachine]

Morning DQ!

 

[LightningPoodle]

Looks like there is also a new one just released May 19th called The Sword Of Destiny.  I'll get the first one and put it in my read queue and see if I want to get the rest.  Thanks for the heads up

 

The first one is The Last Wish and the second one is The Sword of Destiny. That's chronological order anyway. Both of those are also a bunch of short stories woven together. The Last Wish, Geralt is at a location and he is remembering these events which are the short stories. The Sword of Destiny, I'm not sure yet because I haven't started reading it.

[Ashaantha]

*drinks to always forgetting passwords*

 

ROAMING! *tackles*

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Looks out at the starlight, looks up at Hardon Collider's claim of morning, looks back outside*

 

 

lay off the elfroot, HC

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Dude it's after midnight. Morning.

[Ashaantha]

Sorry to burst your bubbles BUT It's 3:46pm .. not even evening yet!

*drinks to time zones*

[Roamingmachine]

*drinks to always forgetting passwords*

 

ROAMING! *tackles*

 

*Looks out at the starlight, looks up at Hardon Collider's claim of morning, looks back outside*

 

 

lay off the elfroot, HC

Never!

[LightningPoodle]

Sorry to burt your bubbles BUT It's 3:46pm .. not even evening yet!

*drinks to time zones*

 

*ahem* 6:48am. 

[Ashaantha]

*ahem* 6:48am. 

 

nope. 3:50pm , Monday 22nd .. umm.. *checks calendar* of June. I win, because... future!

[LightningPoodle]

 

Never!

 

 

Whatcha gon' do about it?

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Dude it's after midnight. Morning.

Sorry to burst your bubbles BUT It's 3:46pm .. not even evening yet!

*drinks to time zones*

*ahem* 6:48am. 

 

Hush, the lot of ya!

 

 

 

Never!

 

That is NOT Aussie style!  Bad kitty, very bad!

 

Also, as I am OOL, this is for all y'all...

 

[Roamingmachine]

It's 8:51 in the morning and y'all be crazy for thinking otherwise 

[LightningPoodle]

nope. 3:50pm , Monday 22nd .. umm.. *checks calendar* of June. I win, because... future!

 

... I can't fight that. The future looks so cool! Do you have robots enslaving humans yet?

[Inverse_Twilight]

It's 10:56pm Sunday where I am. I am way behind all of you guys.

[LightningPoodle]

It's 10:56pm Sunday where I am. I am way behind all of you guys.

 

Warning you now. Robots take over the earth at midnight. You've got 1 hour to stop them! It's to late for us, but you might still have a chance!

[Inverse_Twilight]

Warning you now. Robots take over the earth at midnight. You've got 1 hour to stop them! It's to late for us, but you might still have a chance!

Thanks for the warning, I'll get right on that... After I finish this quest in DAI.

 

Oh, who am I kidding, we are so screwed. lol.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Hush, the lot of ya!

Never!