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Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)

Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#3251
Orian Tabris
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:19

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He's molestering the kitties!!!

 

(Wait. I'm guilty of doing that on this thread. :ph34r: )

 

Spoiler edited. You know what that means...

 

Spoiler


#3252
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:20

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Spoiler edited. You know what that means...

 

Spoiler

 

Fix wot.


#3253
Orian Tabris
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:22

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I added an extra sentence to it.

 

And yes, I'm still waiting on you fixing your posts where I edited the thing you quoted me on, respectively.


#3254
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:22

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I have a date with Natalie Dormer.

 

And a red wedding to attend. ;)


#3255
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:22

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*Volus gets plastered trying to compensate lack of bacon with extra mead and bursts out in song...*

 

Ohhh, take me down to the DrinkQuisition  where the mead is honey sweet and the girls are pretty!  OH won't you please take me h...

 

*splat*

 

*zzzzZZZZzzzz*


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#3256
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:22

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I added an extra sentence to it.

 

I looked again.. and nothing changed.

 

Wot.


#3257
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:24

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*Volus gets plastered trying to compensate lack of bacon with extra mead and bursts out in song...*

 

Ohhh, take me down to the DrinkQuisition  where the mead is honey sweet and the girls are pretty!  OH won't you please take me h...

 

*splat*

 

*zzzzZZZZzzzz*

 

*Puts 20 inch strap on of steel on, slaps Volus in the face*

 

Take that ******.

 

 

I added an extra sentence to it.

 

And yes, I'm still waiting on you fixing your posts where I edited the thing you quoted me on, respectively.

 

Keep waiting, bro. ;)

 

Now where was I?

 

Oh yes... Natalie Dormer. Red weddings.


#3258
Orian Tabris
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:24

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I looked again.. and nothing changed.

 

Wot.

 

Seriously? Well I added an extra sentence to the spoiler.

 

You didn't look at the spoiler, did you? LOL


#3259
Orian Tabris
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:25

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Have I ever mentioned how overrated Game of Thrones is? Because...

 

Spoiler


#3260
the Dame
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:25

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Well... I could replace that with chicken... but that wouldn't have worked for the analogy.

 

Unless... the horse ploughs the chicken. ;)

 

JqgXtsH.gif

 

 

It's disgraceful what some people do when they're drunk...

 

funny-colbert-reportr.gif

 

Spoiler

 

Kitties are provoking a crimes against them!

They too cute for their own good.

Hard to resist

yiyXvc3.gif


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#3261
Orian Tabris
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:27

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Kitties are provoking a crimes against them!

They too cute for their own good.

Hard to resist

yiyXvc3.gif

 

The Kitty Federation of Councilors would disagree. Well, except for being "sow cuwte!"


#3262
the Dame
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:33

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The Kitty Federation of Councilors would disagree. Well, except for being "sow cuwte!"

 

On second thought I don't want to cross the KFoC. That would be shortsighted of me.

Not all kitties cute. There are nasty creatures among them.

 

cats_have_zero_respect_16.gif


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#3263
Paragonslustre
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:41

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*Volus gets plastered trying to compensate lack of bacon with extra mead and bursts out in song...*

 

Ohhh, take me down to the DrinkQuisition  where the mead is honey sweet and the girls are pretty!  OH won't you please take me h...

 

*splat*

 

*zzzzZZZZzzzz*

 

He's the Drinkquisitor.  We can't draw on him ....... can we?

 

nods_display.gif


#3264
Orian Tabris
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:42

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On second thought I don't want to cross the KFoC. That would be shortsighted of me.

Not all kitties cute. There are nasty creatures among them.

 

cats_have_zero_respect_16.gif

 

Don't call it that, it sounds like Kitty F-word.

 

KFC, it's paw lickin' good!

 

Spoiler

 

And I never said all kitties were cute. Merrill was not a cute kitty.

 

Spoiler


#3265
Orian Tabris
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:44

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He's the Drinkquisitor.  We can't draw on him ....... can we?

 

You need Jigglypuff's permission first.

 

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Spoiler


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#3266
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:45

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Drawing on faces without Jigglypuff's permission?

 

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#3267
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 12:58

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*Volus gets plastered trying to compensate lack of bacon with extra mead and bursts out in song...*

 

Ohhh, take me down to the DrinkQuisition  where the mead is honey sweet and the girls are pretty!  OH won't you please take me h...

 

*splat*

 

*zzzzZZZZzzzz*

*cackles* Time for revenge! :devil:

 

He's the Drinkquisitor.  We can't draw on him ....... can we?

 

nods_display.gif

We absolutely can and we absolutely will! *has not forgotten 'dwarven glory' mess* :angry:


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#3268
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 01:50

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JqgXtsH.gif

 

 

 

Kitties are provoking a crimes against them!

They too cute for their own good.

Hard to resist

yiyXvc3.gif

 

jeremiah_johnson_nodding.gif

 

 

You need Jigglypuff's permission first.

 

giphy.gif

Spoiler

 

Is it wrong I had a crush on Jigglypuff way back when? :wub:

 

I even used her in Super Smash Bros 64. Worst. Fighter. Ever.

 

Cept when she puts everybody to sleep...

 

Please, pretty please, draw a pic of a **** on Volus's face, guys?

It'll be... fitting.


#3269
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 01:55

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Have I ever mentioned how overrated Game of Thrones is? Because...

 

Spoiler

 

I beg to differ.

 

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#3270
the Dame
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:17

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*looks around*

<silence>

...

 

:huh:

:mellow:

-_-

<_<

:unsure:

 

*pays to all gods know in Thedas*

...if I get kicked out for that!...

 

20 min later

 

...and now we need to document it.. for science.

 

*taking one of those strange things volus brought with him she press the button just like he always does*

 

flash

 

Spoiler

 

*taking evidence with her silently retreats from crime scene.. khm!.. from the bar*

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#3271
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Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:41

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Sorry I left you without my presence, everybody. I was busy discovering Hook & Tackle'ing from Fennek to Fennek is a great way to get around in Thedas.

 

"Excuse me while I explore the Hinterlands by goat."

 

Rogues, try it.


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#3272
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:53

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*Puts 20 inch strap on of steel on, slaps Volus in the face*

 

Take that ******.

 

 

He's the Drinkquisitor.  We can't draw on him ....... can we?

 

nods_display.gif

 

 

We absolutely can and we absolutely will! *has not forgotten 'dwarven glory' mess* :angry:

 

 

 

*looks around*

<silence>

...

 

:huh:

:mellow:

-_-

<_<

:unsure:

 

*pays to all gods know in Thedas*

...if I get kicked out for that!...

 

20 min later

 

...and now we need to document it.. for science.

 

*taking one of those strange things volus brought with him she press the button just like he always does*

 

flash

 

Spoiler

 

*taking evidence with her silently retreats from crime scene.. khm!.. from the bar*

 

 

*Roly wakes up with a slight headache and asks Cabot what's going on, to which Cabot just points at the mirror behind the bar*

 

... BY THE GODDESS!!  This... this can only mean one thing!

 

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#3273
ThreeF
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 04:56

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Love is in the air.


#3274
ThreeF
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 05:00

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Sorry I left you without my presence, everybody. I was busy discovering Hook & Tackle'ing from Fennek to Fennek is a great way to get around in Thedas.

 

"Excuse me while I explore the Hinterlands by goat."

 

Rogues, try it.

Frying fenneks always makes me squeamish but they always awaken such blood lust in Cassandra, she offs them with passion.


#3275
Dieb
Posté 02 mars 2015 - 05:10

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Oh, it doesn't kill them. That's the beauty of it.

 

I am a firm believer of preserving ambient creep wildlife the best we possibly can. Which is why uninspired MMO quest designers sicken me.

 

brb creating shocking footage YT video of Inquisitors slaughtering Snofleurs for their unrestrictive armor material, for your terrible Facebook friends to share on your wall and under every Instagram pic of another, differently terrible person, publishing their dinner.


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