do not say such things where Dazzle might hear you
Good point.
do not say such things where Dazzle might hear you
Good point.
Not at all. I appreciate the pain it caused you to use that gif to say how awesome I am. No, really, I do. Say it again. Once more, with Indianapolis.
They look kinda... cheap.
Someone's never seen real Swarovski crystals before.
do not say such things where Dazzle might hear you
Thank you. Dazzle is the knower and critiquer of most fashion trends, and those shoes are lovely!
Not at all. I appreciate the pain it caused you to use that gif to say how awesome I am. No, really, I do. Say it again. Once more, with Indianapolis.
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Thank you. Dazzle is the knower and critiquer of most fashion trends...

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Awwwwwwww. ![]()
Riding material.
Giant about to get a Solas enema
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The jokes write themselves.
Giant about to get a Solas enema
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Oh god, I did not need to read that sentence...
God, I've been away too long... What happened in the last three months?
Where the hell are the Volus and the Desire Demon?

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the volus sold his soul to be transformed into a human named Beren.God, I've been away too long... What happened in the last three months?
Where the hell are the Volus and the Desire Demon?
the volus sold his soul to be transformed into a human named Beren.
Got a helluva deal from Basement Cat, lemme tell ya.

*Beren genuflects and sips his lyrium*
I realize this is not a news aggregator site, but I feel this particular article is important enough to pass on as a public service...
Testicle-munching fish species found in US lake
Not cool, Maker, not friggin' cool at all.
Who's ready for a day of shopping in Val Royeaux? Not this chick. Shopping sucks.
Ahem!
..Sorry, Beren, but you just placed IR in my hit list..
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Wait, what did I do to deserve that? I'M SO CONFUSED. Remember we're sharing. Beren added those words to the picture without any consent from me!
I need to to back and do the game again with Staches so I can get some new screen shots.
*Remembers a couple of arrow shots and one "mysterious" knife to the back that was never solved*
Go Dame, Go Dame, Go Dame!!
*snip*
Hey your Royness, remember when I said, "I'll remember this..."?
Nope. I have no memory of that.
Traumatic previous life experience.
Spoilered cuz 9MB gif
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You know, the Colts happen to be one of my favorite teams in the NFL.
Yeah but, is there something wrong with how she looks or something? Or is it just Maryden = Bad Omen?
You'd have to dredge up DQ history to understand. The details are a little fuzzy to me. It's just one of those things that came about as the thread progressed.
Giant about to get a Solas enema
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Aaaaaaand I died! Oh man that is hilarious! *wipes away tears of laughter* Thanks for sharing that one, Bunny. ![]()
God, I've been away too long... What happened in the last three months?
Where the hell are the Volus and the Desire Demon?
Volus turned human and Desire Demon turned into a MileyChicken....no idea why...
First stop, the furniture store. Yay. *grumbling*
Well, you have all been busy I can see by the last few pages.
Though the Giant getting a Solas enema is fab...the gay son having bad taste in men, might have stolen the prize for me.
I haven't been to Thedas today, so I had to swing by...
Do you think Bioware can write meaningful dwarf sex? I'm starting to wonder if that's why the Varric and Scout Harding people so disappointed. It seems biased, but perhaps it's hard to write a deep romance *coughing...ignoring 50 jokes I could make right now* with dwarf NPCs.
Is there a dwarf sex consensus in DA?
Guest_Mlady_*
Seriously need to blow off some steam! Origin messed up my DAO game so badly!
*suddenly appears alongside* I'll accompany you!Who's ready for a day of shopping in Val Royeaux? Not this chick. Shopping sucks.
First stop, the furniture store. Yay. *grumbling*
That blows!Seriously need to blow off some steam! Origin messed up my DAO game so badly!
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I learned the hard way that a retail copy being added to Origin makes it think you have the wrong disc installed.
I learned the hard way that a retail copy being added to Origin makes it think you have the wrong disc installed.
What's going on with DA:O? Did I miss something?