Good evening DQ.. someone shoot me now..
Actually wait until I finish my mcdonalds, then you can shoot me.
Would it be sufficient to just give you a lecture about nutrition and the dangers of junk food?
A bullet in the head wouldn't seem so bad then, I would suppose.
Please, feel free to "take advantage" in such gentlemanly way anytime you want.
Oh, my dame. Any moment spent at your side would be taking advantage of you.
Be it only of your elegance, outshining my own humble ways while it lasts.
No lecture needed, dieb. I've heard them all and even given some lol
*quietly wanders into a different thread and grabs Sparkles, dragging him back to DQ*
You're letting people annoy the hell out of you again, and you have a bit of a harsh temper my friend. Take a breather for a few minutes.
Please, feel free to "take advantage" in such gentlemanly way anytime you want.
You will, once you're out of adolescence.
If you think that's an insult, know that men are in it until the age of 30.
*quietly wanders into a different thread and grabs Sparkles, dragging him back to DQ*
You're letting people annoy the hell out of you again, and you have a bit of a harsh temper my friend. Take a breather for a few minutes.
This is why I like you so much!
Lord Poochington, I offer you to insult me instead of "outsiders" whenever you feel the need to. This is a forum sanctum of insane sanity, after all.
edit: I just took a peek at the thread, and I must admit I have no bloody clue as to what this fella is trying to get across. If you drop your mobile with the BSN open, is this thread a possible outcome? Can we get the science on this?
*quietly wanders into a different thread and grabs Sparkles, dragging him back to DQ*
You're letting people annoy the hell out of you again, and you have a bit of a harsh temper my friend. Take a breather for a few minutes.
I just need something sugary... and artery clogging. 
Anyway, my rough idea is having to take a shot of bourbon
Bourbon? You primitive. Let me guess: American? You primitives wouldn't know good alcoholic beverages if your lives depended on it.
My Drinkquisition will only have single malts from Islay:
Cheers!
You will, once you're out of adolescence.
If you think that's an insult, know that men are in it until the age of 30.
This is why I like you so much!
Lord Poochington, I offer you to insult me instead of "outsiders" whenever you feel the need to. This is a forum sanctum of insane sanity, after all.
edit: I just took a peek at the thread, and I must admit I have no bloody clue as to what this fella is trying to get across. If you drop your mobile with the BSN open, is this thread a possible outcome? Can we get the science on this?
D'aww, I gotta watch out for friends. I'm a caring person.
I'm not sure what that thread is about either (spelling is important!) but I can try a translation.
*clears throat*
*enters into coughing fit* bleck at being sick
*recovers*
Op: This is how I like to play!
yeah that's all I've got.
I can safely say that everyone who likes Scotch resents other whiskeys, and vice versa.
Myself, I really enjoy coffee & a good cup of tea. And Indian food.
D'aww, I gotta watch out for friends. I'm a caring person.
As a non-drinking person out with friends & raised with many siblings, that was pretty much my only choice.
"Don't jump in front of that train because 'it looked at you funny'. It will kill you." or "Don't drink the stuff under the sink, and stop stabbing your brother." is stuff I'd been ready to have tattoo'd on my forehead.
As a non-drinking person out with friends & raised with many siblings, that was pretty much my only choice.
"Don't jump in front of that train because 'it looked at you funny'. It will kill you." or "Don't drink the stuff under the sink, and stop stabbing your brother." is stuff I'd been ready to have tattoo'd on my forehead.
I was always the sober friend getting people home. "stop doing that, you'll get hurt" "don't do that, it is not a great idea" and my favourite "get away from the middle of the road there's cars coming!"
I can safely say that everyone who likes Scotch resents other whiskeys, and vice versa.
Myself, I really enjoy coffee & a good cup of tea. And Indian food.
No, people who like Scotch resent bourbon, and people who like bourbon just have never tried Scotch before. 
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Bourbon? You primitive. Let me guess: American? You primitives wouldn't know good alcoholic beverages if your lives depended on it.
My Drinkquisition will only have single malts from Islay:
Cheers!
I swear that, despite it being Lagavulin, this isn't me in disguise. Truly.
Mmmm.... Lagavulin.
Advice: do *NOT* Wake up late for work, so late you don't have time to take a glorious morning crap, then hold it in until eventually, it makes itself at home in your butt hole and doesn't wanna leave
I wouldn't have logged into the BW loony bin if this didn't happen. Now I am just killing time while I wait for this stubborn turd to come out.
Oh poodle saw your work in that thread. Nice one. Gave me a laugh.
Advice:
You give the best advice, Momma Donko.
This is why I'm always glad when you grace us with your presence.
Guest_Donkson_*
popular demand...
Guest_Donkson_*
You give the best advice, Momma Donko.
This is why I'm always glad when you grace us with your presence.
Out of all your first posts of the day Donk, that one can claim being the more disturbing of them all. lol
Guest_Donkson_*
maybe I will try again tomorrow morning after its um.. Loosened up a little (see what I did there?)
Guest_Donkson_*
Out of all your first posts of the day Donk, that one can claim being the more disturbing of them all. lol
Right back at you mate!
Well shite, it's actually been a while since I've seen you.
I was on vacation, but the feeling is mutual. Now I'm back on mental vacation!
You use the word sh*t five times as often as some who never do, but they really mean it five times more often than you do.
Advice: do *NOT* Wake up late for work, so late you don't have time to take a glorious morning crap, then hold it in until eventually, it makes itself at home in your butt hole and doesn't wanna leave
I wouldn't have logged into the BW loony bin if this didn't happen. Now I am just killing time while I wait for this stubborn turd to come out.
Oh poodle saw your work in that thread. Nice one. Gave me a laugh.
...
*exits the premises*
Would it be sufficient to just give you a lecture about nutrition and the dangers of junk food?
A bullet in the head wouldn't seem so bad then, I would suppose.
Oh, my dame. Any moment spent at your side would be taking advantage of you.
Be it only of your elegance, outshining my own humble ways while it lasts.
You are sweet talker, sir, and it pleasant to wake up to compliments.
*still tired, returns to elegant snoring on a tavern floor*
Retour en haut
