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#34001
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*leans back in regular spot, pulls hat brim down slightly, and just relaxes to the regular innocent girl talk of the graceful DQ ladyship*

 

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Oh, you!

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ETA: ToP--Don't have many new pics so... pretty piano instead:

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#34002
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I wonder if we manage to get the MEA forum as an entirety taken down like the ME3 Character & Romance Discussion, before the game releases.

 

Completely -or maybe not?- unrelated, simply because I cannot stop watching real British badassery:

 


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No?

I will not take any forum seriously as long as it has threads with the word "gaylien" in the title.

 

I'm gonna need an ambulance. Think my ribs are broken. :lol: :lol:


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I wonder if we manage to get the MEA forum as an entirety taken down like the ME3 Character & Romance Discussion, before the game releases.

 

Completely -or maybe not?- unrelated, simply because I cannot stop watching real British badassery:

 

 

Was it that bad, back in the day?

 

Kinda wish I was around for that.

 

Tali's sweat.



#34005
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Was it that bad, back in the day?

 

Kinda wish I was around for that.

 

Tali's sweat.

 

Maybe it's for the better - if you did with little Tali what you're probably doing to little Sera, I'm not sure on whose side you'd be on.

 

I do prefer having you on mine.



#34006
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Tali's not as innocent as you may think... 

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That little bosh'tet will learn not to try to steal my turian.

 

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Maybe it's for the better - if you did with little Tali what you're probably doing to little Sera, I'm not sure on whose side you'd be on.

 

I do prefer having you on mine.

 

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;)

 

Oh btw I was on Team Liara. ;) I like me some blueberry pusssy.



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;)

 

Oh btw I was on Team Liara. ;) I like me some blueberry pusssy.

 

Eh, Liara.

 

Suddenly, my protective instinct fails me.



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I'm translating a snipped that i find endlessly amusing from a local newspiece:

 

"The position of the conductor has long been the bastion of manly power with mental images of physical and mental strenght attatched to it along with insurmountable masculinity."

 

They are talking about these twits, btw:

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Somehow im failing to connect any sort of strenght or manliness with the above image :P



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I wonder if we manage to get the MEA forum as an entirety taken down like the ME3 Character & Romance Discussion, before the game releases.

 

Completely -or maybe not?- unrelated, simply because I cannot stop watching real British badassery:

 

*snip*

That exists?

 

I'm translating a snipped that i find endlessly amusing from a local newspiece:

 

"The position of the conductor has long been the bastion of manly power with mental images of physical and mental strenght attatched to it along with insurmountable masculinity."

 

They are talking about these twits, btw:

*snip*

 

Somehow im failing to connect any sort of strenght or manliness with the above image :P

Be a part of an orchestra and you might understand better. That aside, my mind went totally in the gutter when reading the quote.



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Be a part of an orchestra and you might understand better. That aside, my mind went totally in the gutter when reading the quote.

 

Oh, i've no doubt skill is required along with stamina.  But any claims to "manliness" *gigglesnort* or strenght in this context earns my ridicule, scorn and atomic wedgies.



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Primitive.


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Oh, i've no doubt skill is required along with stamina.  But any claims to "manliness" *gigglesnort* or strenght in this context earns my ridicule, scorn and atomic wedgies.

 

Maybe it's the stache Facial hair is associated with manliness, after all. ;)

 

E.g check out this picture of Kathy Bates from American Horror Story: Freak Show. Upon first glance you think man.

 

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#34014
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Primitive.

 

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:P  

Maybe it's the stache Facial hair is associated with manliness, after all. ;)

 

E.g check out this picture of Kathy Bates from American Horror Story: Freak Show. Upon first glance you think man.

 

*snip*

 

Facial hair is the ultimate equalizer :P A glarious 'stache will make a man out of ANYONE!

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#34015
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-snip-

:P  

 

Facial hair is the ultimate equalizer :P A glarious 'stache will make a man out of ANYONE!

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That I won't deny *drinks to 'staches*



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*Beren wakes up, catches up, and decides DQ is never more glorious than when Badonkadonk is in the house*

 

You just add that little extra "something" to the thread, ya know?  :D


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#34017
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That I won't deny *drinks to 'staches*

 

Damn straight!

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While searching for this gif, i saw a picture of Freddy without his glorious mustache. Never again :crying:


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#34018
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:P  

 

That kangaroo is f*cking hench!



#34019
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That kangaroo is f*cking hench!

It's the common gangstaroo, known to prowl the australian suburbs in large numbers. Or so i've been told :P



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That exists?

 

"[Brits don't use starting guns in races because] The last time we were given guns, we conquered 3/4s of the known world and instituted slavery." -John Oliver

 

Be a part of an orchestra and you might understand better. That aside, my mind went totally in the gutter when reading the quote.

 

Exactly. You have to gesture as fiercely as the music itself needs to flow, and that they do.

 

You have played in an orchestra then, I take it?

 

Also, what part of "pompously telling others what to do and making the remaining simple movements you're actually doing yourself seem incredibly exhausting and energetic", is not masculinity in its essence?

 

Sorry, brothers.


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#34021
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Get your elf a bro ASAP, LJ.


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Also, what part of "pompously telling others what to do and making the remaining simple movements you're actually doing yourself seem incredibly exhausting and energetic", is not masculinity in its essence?

 

Sorry, brothers.

 

The part where he is still waving a tiny stick seemingly without rhyme or reason like a dink. Oh, i know the importance of the conductors role. It takes skill, a profound understanding of the music played and a heapload of stamina.  Just not the kind of "grrr manly man" bulldrek strenght the original quote implies.


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#34023
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Get your elf a bro ASAP, LJ.

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I can't even :lol:

 

Edit: I don't think the "bro" would work, as not even a bar can hold those moobs

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#34024
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Just not the kind of "grrr manly man" bulldrek strenght the original quote implies.

 

Yeah, I'm with you on that. As underestimated the position may be, it's not exactly a lumberjack or a cowboy.



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*snip*

 

Get your elf a bro ASAP, LJ.

What the Hell? No, just not. Nope. Do not approve. I'd get it if it really was a case of the moobs, but it only looks like that from the front. 


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