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#34576
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Ahh. That sucks. Are you going to get some kind of holiday at all? Like a week or two of taking it easy?

Oh yeah I've had those, but from next week on I should start studying 8 hours a day X_X

 

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#34577
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Hot.  Not bothered.

 

 

 

*listening to "Mission Desire" again*


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#34578
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Oh yeah I've had those, but from next week on I should start studying 8 hours a day X_X

 

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What the... ? Why?!



#34579
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Because I'm preparing for the specialty exam (which is in January... *sigh* what a life awaits poor me)

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Because I'm preparing for the specialty exam (which is in January... *sigh* what a life awaits poor me)

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How much is there to know?



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How much is there to know?

The contents (in depth) of a 4 year degree. Thing is, there are 18000 applicants and 800-900 positions (dunno if that's the right word), so I don't have to pass the exam but to be better than everyone else.



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The contents (in depth) of a 4 year degree. Thing is, there are 18000 applicants and 800-900 positions (dunno if that's the word)

 

Placements? Jobs? Depends on what you are moving onwards to.

 

And you should probably not listen to my advise on revision. You need one of those positions! You know what, make it ten hours a day, just to be safe.  :P


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#34583
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Detective Dienne leaned back on her chair, took another look at her notes and sighed in frustration.  She hadn’t even took a nap since the Dame announced Donk’s disappearance. She finished her bottle and threw it into the fireplace with rage. The investigation had been almost fruitless so far- very few clues and none of them fit together.  She was about to call it a day when someone knocked the door.

 

Detective, may I come in?” Said an unfamiliar female voice.

I’m not taking any cases, please leave

But it is important; I know you’re investigating Donk’s disappearance” a blue skinned woman wearing a skimpy dress charged into the room. After seeing her face Dienne recognized her: she was one of Donk’s asari lovers. “Yesterday morning we were supposed to meet in her room but she wasn’t there, and then I found those flowers in her bed-“

Flowers?  Lynroy and I thoroughly searched her room and we didn’t find any”.

A-about that, oh well” the asari stuttered “ when I saw them I thought they were from that elf,  Sera. I was angry… and jealous so I threw them away, but later I remembered she hates those flowers, we all know. And now that she’s… gone… I thought-

 

***

 

Dienne rushed to the place described by the asari, and there it was: a bouquet of orlesian lilies and a blank card.

 

But, but Quentin's dead .... it can't be him, I fried his ass!

 



Relax wonderful, that was merely an attempt at making a joke on the "cute baby princess" thing.

 

*points to avatar*

 

 

Hmmmm!  You don't call me 'wonderful' ... just 'dear'.  Why is that Dieb, why Dieb - why?  :lol:

 



This is what happens when I go to play WoW after 5 minutes of not being responded to. I go and miss a question and the I feel rude.  :(

 

I'm doing okay. I just took apart my bed today. (I should have taken a picture of it. I didn't realise my back was suffering as much as it is until seeing exactly what I was laying on...) In the process of taking apart my bed, I stood on several long, sharp nails (in bare feet  :rolleyes: ) and stabbed my hands a few times as well. Also sliced up my arm by accident. Still sore.

 

So all in all, a pretty good day.  :lol: Hope you enjoy your shopping trip. Bring me back something nice okay? A new bone would be wonderful.  ^_^

 

Sweet Maker, the God of all fizzy drinks is on your side pup.  Hope your tet shots are utd.

 

........

 

*In the meantime somewhere in Skyhold.  Paragon flies into the main hall panting desperately.*

 

Dienne .... IR sh*it, she's out in the field ... look what I ...........WOAH ........ *Paragon hits a tripwire and skids the entire length of the floor and nuts herself on  the throne.*

 

WTF!!  Seriously you guys, even now?  *Shakes to clear head.*  Look what I found, I can't reveal my sources  :ph34r: I'll let it speak for itself.

 

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Donk and Bunny WTF is going on?


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Sweet Maker, the God of all fizzy drinks is on your side pup.  Hope your tet shots are utd.

 

O why did you say that! Now I'm worried! 



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O why did you say that! Now I'm worried! 

If you're not sure maybe you should go to the doctor and get a booster shot and immunoglobulin depending on your vaccination schedule.



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O why did you say that! Now I'm worried! 

  

Sorry fluffbucket!  It's always on my mind having horses - it shouldn't affect you at all, didn't mean to worry you hon.

 

ETA - What Dienne said, I keep utd because my lifestyle.



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But, but Quentin's dead .... it can't be him, I fried his ass! (1)

 

 

 

Hmmmm!  You don't call me 'wonderful' ... just 'dear'.  Why is that Dieb, why Dieb - why?  :lol:

 

 

Sweet Maker, the God of all fizzy drinks is on your side pup.  Hope your tet shots are utd.

 

........

 

*In the meantime somewhere in Skyhold.  Paragon flies into the main hall panting desperately.* (2)

 

Dienne .... IR sh*it, she's out in the field ... look what I ...........WOAH ........ *Paragon hits a tripwire and skids the entire length of the floor and nuts herself on  the throne.*

 

WTF!!  Seriously you guys, even now?  *Shakes to clear head.*  Look what I found, I can't reveal my sources  :ph34r: I'll let it speak for itself.

 

-snip- (3)

 

Donk and Bunny WTF is going on?

(1)Like Corypheus'? <_<  or maybe we're dealing with a copycat killer... or it can be a trap.

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(2)Whoa dear, you ok? that was a nasty fall. Be careful, even I keep tripping on those darn wires.

Ok, let me see- Andraste's knickerweasels! where did you find THAT?

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I'll contact Her Royness immediately *runs to the aviary*.

 

ETA: (3) that gif is effin' creepy and hilarious at the same time XD love it


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(1)Like Corypheus'? <_<  or maybe we're dealing with a copycat killer... or it can be a trap.

(2)Whoa dear, you ok? that was a nasty fall. Be careful, even I keep tripping on those darn wires. Ok, let me see- Andraste's knickerweasels! where did you find THAT? I'll contact Her Royness immediately *runs to the aviary*.

 

I fear for IR out there alone, but meh - she can handle herself.

 

OK then, you've got it covered Dienne mate, I'll head off to bed *fist bump*.

 

note - I think someone beat me to that gif earlier in the DQ, might have been Bunny herself so kudos, *raises glass*

 

Night DQ.  Hope Lynroy will have some news for us.

 

ETA - seriously, that gif came from the new dorito ad I saw today on Sky, it fit DQ perfectly couldn't believe it when I saw it - but I'm pretty sure that someone already posted it.


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#34589
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Good night, dear Paragon. And be careful out there, these are dark times.

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Dazzle submitted an application to run the office of a trucking company. Wish me luck!


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Have I mentioned that I love when you call me wonderful. Yay warm fuzzy feelings. :)

 

Men say chivalry is dead, because these men have gotten terrible at the task.

 

Hmmmm!  You don't call me 'wonderful' ... just 'dear'.  Why is that Dieb, why Dieb - why?  :lol:

 

For when looking at you, I find myself very unable to say very courteous things, precious.

 

Better? In my defense, you put me on the spot.


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#34592
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Dazzle submitted an application to run the office of a trucking company. Wish me luck!

 

Good night, and good luck.


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#34593
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So I just discovered The Good Wife.

 

#randompostoftheday


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#34594
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What's up DQ?

How goes the Hunt for The Missing Donk? Sounds like the title of a terrible murder mystery, doesn't it? Lol.
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P.S.: Seriously I love the Donkobuster, but why is it such a mystery that her beautiful mouth got her banned again?

This is not a ban on her account. Her account was deleted. Banned accounts don't get the "Guest_*  "

 

*In the meantime somewhere in Skyhold.  Paragon flies into the main hall panting desperately.*

 

Dienne .... IR sh*it, she's out in the field ... look what I ...........WOAH ........ *Paragon hits a tripwire and skids the entire length of the floor and nuts herself on  the throne.*

 

WTF!!  Seriously you guys, even now?  *Shakes to clear head.*  Look what I found, I can't reveal my sources  :ph34r: I'll let it speak for itself.

 

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Donk and Bunny WTF is going on?

Excerpt from the diary of Lynroy...

 

Oh fetch, I totally knew that inn was dodgy! Set a tripwire up by the door to the room I had rented as a precaution before turning in. I had barely nodded off when there was a ruckus. Someone had found my tripwire. Who knew they could be used for more than pranks? Anyway, this guy went down cursing in Orlesian, but he was wearing Ferelden style armor. In disguise then. He wasn't alone, he was just the lucky one to be first to get an arrow to the face. Three more rushed in the door before I could nock another arrow. Damn, they were fast. One of them had an arrow trained on me ready to fire.

 

"Put down your weapon," said the enemy Archer in a think Orlesian accent.

 

This was going to be tricky. I think we stared each other down for a good 5 mins. 

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(Sorry, gotta go to work right now. Will finish writing at lunch or whenever I can.)


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*Beren prepares to settle in for another cold night atop the Templar tower when suddenly he spies (through his cool Qunari spyglass) the mileychicken trap has been sprung.  Ecstatic, thinking his buddy Donk has returned, he rushes down the tower and out into the courtyard, lifts the trap, and finds...*

 

Spoiler

 

"Don't judge me," she says.

"Uh... sure, okay.  Just do me a favor and reset the trap once you're done doing whatever."

 

*There is an awkward silence between them for a moment before Beren turns around and heads back to the tower roof*


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#34597
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Once again, many replies, so spoilered.

 

Spoiler

 

Btw, apologies for being inactive most of the day.  I've been overly distraught upon learning of Ben and Jen divorcing and haven't been able to function properly.

 

*Beren drinks to stupid Hollywood stories being given space on news aggregator sites*


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*Beren prepares to settle in for another cold night atop the Templar tower when suddenly he spies (through his cool Qunari spyglass) the mileychicken trap has been sprung. Ecstatic, thinking his buddy Donk has returned, he rushes down the tower and out into the courtyard, lifts the trap, and finds...*

Spoiler


"Don't judge me," she says.
"Uh... sure, okay. Just do me a favor and reset the trap once you're done doing whatever."

*There is an awkward silence between them for a moment before Beren turns around and heads back to the tower roof*

I honestly don't remember that happening. Like, at all...

Probably been drinking too much... Or not enough... Lol.

Lets just say it's not enough, so I can keep drinking ;)

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Dazzle submitted an application to run the office of a trucking company. Wish me luck!

 

Good luck Dazzle!

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And morning DQ :)


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#34600
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DQ....please restore my faith in humanity and point out what is wrong ethically speaking in these two quotes:

No; people who have no moral compass are everywhere, they are not punished for that. (In fact a few scientific bits of knowledge and medical knowledge we got from people such as that through history). Disobeying orders and standing rules and regulations, yes she did. But hundreds of people and military personnel fled their posts in the Human-Covenant war, and you don't see them going on trial


I lean no for the reasons you state and more. What if she refused the order to create the super soldiers? ONI would have just found someone else for the job, and now we are having a debate about whether or not that person is a criminal. Which Ackerson fills perfectly. The only reason I see as why Ackerson isn't receiving the same treatment as Halsey (at least from what I know of him) is because his batch of subjects, except for two, have all died on their suicide missions. Now the topic is too general for what the OP was actually asking. From the original post it seems that the OP was meaning to ask if Halsey was a war criminal for the way she went about creating the Spartan IIs. On this I say no. ONI is the real criminal in this act. As for the latter actions she took, I can't remember how severe they were to warrant all the hate that has fallen on Halsey since Karen Travis entered the universe.


The topic of the thread on the Halo forums is "Is Dr. Halsey a war criminal?". I already pointed out the fallacies of those two quotes on the forum but it's like i'm speaking to a stone wall. Please tell me you guys can pick them out too >.<

 

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