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#34626
LightningPoodle

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I say pet.

 

"Anthropocentric d*ck."

-Matriarch Aethyta

 

No no, I meant there is a difference between a pet and a companion (that is an animal).



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Pet companion!
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45 minutes to be precise.
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The office aircon is overworked, so it's about 27 degrees inside here. I'm wearing a shirt and tie made from the most unbreathing, disgusting synthetic materials imaginable along with a ballistic west and a duty rig.

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Enjoy your vacation! My damn phone keeps trying to auto correct vacation to Baccarin....what the hell? *drink to auto correct*
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#34629
LightningPoodle

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Pet companion!

 

*sigh*



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YAAAAAAAAAAS!

Cat guy out!

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(I'll be back later :P  )


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#34631
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*sigh*

:D What?

#34632
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A Pet is something owned and commanded. Companion is more a friend, not commanded to do stuff just hangs around and helps out when it wants to.

That's how I see the difference in books/games etc.


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#34633
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A Pet is something owned and commanded. Companion is more a friend, not commanded to do stuff just hangs around and helps out when it wants to.

That's how I see the difference in books/games etc.

 

Also doesn't rely on you. Capable of surviving on it's own. Steadfast when you are not, et cetera.



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I repeat: Pet companion. :D
*drink*

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Ashaantha

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*pets lynroy and offers treats*



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What the hell? I'm not a pet or a companion.
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#34637
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shh don't ruin my alcohol enhanced imagination.

sorry, I am drunk.. I will say weird stuff now and then. I should make that a disclaimer on future pots

 

posts..

 

meow


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#34638
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What the hell? I'm not a pet or a companion.


Quiet you!

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#34639
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No! ^
There, there. *drink*

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shh don't ruin my alcohol enhanced imagination.
sorry, I am drunk.. I will say weird stuff now and then. I should make that a disclaimer on future pots

posts..

meow

Hehe hehe 'future pots'.

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#34642
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OK so good morning DQ, I have a prposition that I have been mulling over.  

For my post Inquisition Kara fan fic (should I decide to write it), I want to give her a pet Hawk to carry around.  Because I think it would be cool as hell for her to have her own Hawk.  

 

This Hawk will have either a damaged beak, or chipped beak, and will be rescued from a fade rift.  Its exposure to th fade, plus the mark on Kara's hand, gives them an almost telepathic bond with one another.  She uses the bird to hunt, to scout, to provide her an extra weapon on the battlefield, and to intimidate nosy political dignitaries that she does not like.   

 

Now names, since I am either really good at naming things...or really bad:

 

Tyrion

Talyion

and Longclaw 

are in the lead so far.

 

Thoughts?

Uh....*drinks*

 

 

Its like that cat is rogue and is trying to steal that human's mutant powers and all he gets is the yawn.  

*drinks* boy if Donk ever does come back I hope she appreciates the efforts we re making on her belf.  

 

Mike.


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#34643
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Everything on my 360 looks blurry!


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#34644
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Good night, dear Paragon. And be careful out there, these are dark times.

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Gotchya!

 

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Dazzle submitted an application to run the office of a trucking company. Wish me luck!

 

Go get 'em Dazzle!

 

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Men say chivalry is dead, because these men have gotten terrible at the task.

 

 

For when looking at you, I find myself very unable to say very courteous things, precious.

 

Better? In my defense, you put me on the spot.

 

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I'll take it  :lol:

 

 

...... Meanwhile, somewhere in Skyhold.  Paragon is composing a letter, she picks up her orange crayola  new, fancy hawk feather quill and concentrates ... hard.

 

 

Dear *pause* Roylyn (hehe)

 

By now you should have received a communication from our .... tragic acquaintance.  As you can see we have plenty of clues but no sightings yet.  Beren's the clumsy Templar's trap was a bust, and the whole place stinks of old chicken broth now.  Still makes a change from wet dog *looks around accusingly*.  We still don't know what merchandise the koala and rabbit were dealing in, but we have our experts on it. 

 

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In the meantime,  if our qunari friend shows up I'll ask if her Ben-Hassrath contacts know anything.

 

I am sending you some supplies by carrier-nug.  A Snoufleur bladder filled with Dr Pepper in case you run out and a bunch of fresh hawk feathers (borrowed from Foley's new, erm, pet hehe).

 

I hope it's not too boring for you out in the field, be careful there are rumours of Venatori spies in the area.

 

Paragon ... a friend

 

PS - I don't know what this means, but all the posters of Donk I put up have had 'staches drawn on them. 

 

 

PPS - The foot stools arrived for the Herald's rest, they are delightful.  When you're right, you're right  :lol:

 

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#34645
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A female hawk called Lady, obviously.
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#34646
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A female hawk called Lady, obviously.

 

A male hawk called Lady, interestingly.

 

shh don't ruin my alcohol enhanced imagination.

sorry, I am drunk.. I will say weird stuff now and then. I should make that a disclaimer on future pots

 

posts..

 

meow

 

You tell us whenever this ominous "future" ends.

 

I'm also glad you're back and well (and drunk).


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WOOOHOOOO I've passed my driving test!  :D

Crazy fact: during the test I went into a neighbourhood I'd never been to and saw two "DONK" graffiti

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Ash is back! Ash is back!!

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... Beren's the clumsy Templar's...

 

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I'll let that slide, once,  because you're FemBro.


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#34649
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So apparently my Inquisitor is a Camera ******.  I think I have taken somewhere near 430 screen shots/ vids of her.  

I'm thinking "Jennifer".

*cocks head to the saide and whines puzzedly*

 

What gender is the Hawk going to be?

 

And Longclaw would not make sense, seeing as birds of prey don't have claws. They have talons.

 

Edit:

 

Oh! Idea! The Hawk could be male, and have a reddish tinge on it's feathers. It could be called Blüdfeather. 

I haven't quite decided yet.  

 

A for effort if nothing else. :) :P

 

I was actually only half-joking.

 

I like it when pet companions to fierce warriors don't have overbearingly "dangerous" names. It's a lot more insulting getting eaten alive by "Fluffs" rather than "Killercat".

 

Yes, feeling insulted is the true problem with getting eaten alive.

lol.  That reminds me I named Abigail's Ocelot 'Cameron' in one of my fan fics and then she gets to meet her doppleganger (named Cameron) from another universe, hillarity ensued.   :lol:

 

A Pet is something owned and commanded. Companion is more a friend, not commanded to do stuff just hangs around and helps out when it wants to.

That's how I see the difference in books/games etc.

Ooooh interesting point given their telepathic link.  

 

A female hawk called Lady, obviously.

Obviously.  


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#34650
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A female hawk called Lady, obviously.

Obviously.  

 

And now combine them... ;)

 

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